Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 168 39.8%

  • Total voters
    422
That´s hacking... Nick is a retard.
Just logging in with a stolen password is no more hacking than opening a door with a stolen key is lockpicking. The law isn't against "hacking" anyway, it's against "unauthorized access." The means of obtaining such access is irrelevant.
 
I think it becomes "legally" "hacking" if you say "I'm in." I can imagine Nick and/or Melton saying that.
Now if only we knew someone who could coach Nick in "Hacking but Legal" .... wait I know someone, currently unemployed and in financial trouble.
NIIIIIICK, I have a former Biden campaign advisor on Cyber Security who could help you!
 
Just logging in with a stolen password is no more hacking than opening a door with a stolen key is lockpicking. The law isn't against "hacking" anyway, it's against "unauthorized access." The means of obtaining such access is irrelevant.
I´m not qualifying this a terrible thing but gaining unauthorized access to a system is the definition of hacking. It´s just a popular symbol, a name, to a thing. It would be like saying he wasn´t fishing, he just casted a rod into a body of water with the intent to catch a fish.
 
I´m not qualifying this a terrible thing but gaining unauthorized access to a system is the definition of hacking. It´s just a popular symbol, a name, to a thing. It would be like saying he wasn´t fishing, he just casted a rod into a body of water with the intent to catch a fish.
What Nick is relying on is a more colloquial understanding of the word hacking, by many people, in which hacking is where you employ more brute force methods to gain access to a system. Such definition might very well be wrong, but it is a definition that is in common usage, even if it is wrong. And he likely knows that.

He's hoping that people are too fucking stupid to realize that the laws governing unauthorized access are far more broad than that.

Nick does this shit all the time. It's endlessly aggravating.

I didn't hack! <Mutters under breath> I just gained unauthorized access...
:really:
 
What Nick is relying on is a more colloquial understanding of the word hacking, by many people, in which hacking is where you employ more brute force methods to gain access to a system. Such definition might very well be wrong, but it is a definition that is in common usage, even if it is wrong. And he likely knows that.

He's hoping that people are too fucking stupid to realize that the laws governing unauthorized access are far more broad than that.

Nick does this shit all the time. It's endlessly aggravating.

I didn't hack! <Mutters under breath> I just gained unauthorized access...
:really:
Yeah, I know, there is a widely romanticized idea from the 90s about hacking I was just commenting on it because it was funny him saying he did not hack while describing what he did that was, for all intents and purposes, hacking.

And apropos of absolutely nothing btw. That´s why I ate an L and conceded this dude is retarded enough to tweet himself out of the plea deal.
 
Being a better man is to admit when you were wrong: earlier I claimed it would be a stretch Nick fucking himself over via Twitter out of a very advantageous plea deal but I have to admit if there ever was someone stupid enough, Niggieta is clearly the one.
That´s why I ate an L and conceded this dude is retarded enough to tweet himself out of the plea deal.
I don't think he will. So I don't think you'll take that L.

I think about the only way that would happen is if he starts claiming that he didn't have between 10 and 25 grams of coke in his possession at home. And I don't even think Nick is that stupid. Indeed, since his plea hearing, he's consistently conceded on the Internet that he had the dope. He's even kinda-sorta showed (fake) contrition by saying he shouldn't have had the dope.

If you read the allocution, it's pretty narrow and only concerns the drug possession.

Now, he'll be a gigantic faggot on absolutely everything else, like the danger he put his kids under, but I don't think the ACA or the Judge will care since they dropped the other charges.

That's just the way it is. I think the Judge is probably gonna rubber stamp the agreement come April 18th. He'll get probation for a few years. Maybe he'll fuck up. Maybe he won't.
 
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The moron should try actually reading the law before spouting retarded bullshit.
Won't help. Even when he does he gets it wrong. See, e.g., everything he's ever spouted.

Maybe the dumb fuck should do some continuing education work instead of running his mouth.
As he said today on Melton's stream, that's too hard, man! (Siri, what are "words Nick has never heard any woman say"?)
 
More Nick legal acumen. That's a confession, not a defense. He's like a burglar admitting he stole from someone's house but it's okay because the door was unlocked.

Also it doesn't matter if it's "hacking" or just tard-tier crime. Unauthorized access is illegal access.
Yeah, I was gonna say this earlier that the logic is ridiculous. It's petty criminal level of thought process, like stealing packages off of porches. Well it's not secured so clearly it's up for grabs right?

Wouldn't this same logic apply to sharing Kayla's nudes? She gave him the pic and/or said it was cool to take it, that means Aaron has ownership to do what he wants with it.
 
Doesn't talk anymore to April.

Latest filings. Nick:"I'm guessing there's going to be a motion to exclude our testimony because [Aaron] snitched?"
Let's see....
The husband of the NOT A VICTIM whore wife had access to the defendants accounts AND a nekid pix was alleged to have been sent from defendants account DURING THE TIME said junkie accusor Husband HAD UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS and self-reports on social media that he INDEED HAD ACCESS...?

And this addict with swiss cheese brain thinks the only thing Defense will ask is for TESTIMONY to be excluded?

Is he for real, or....
CASE DISMISSED with prejudice
Junkie is truly a complete waste of space

Tainted evidence
Fruit of the poisonous tard brain
 
He’s really putting his whole balldo into the “yeah I fucked his wife, in a cool way 😎, yeah he fucked my wife, but he was like lame and gay about it” line. He defends his retarded wife buying her boyfriend the book of pawverbs by saying it was just a joke off of Aaron’s Nazi dog jokes(?) and that Aaron was just too dumb to see she was being cool and ironic. He briefly mentions their induction into swinging as too deeply personal and Kayla-motivated to get into, so he’s also throwing her under the bus on the whole situation.

He really, truly thinks that his faggoty resentment and pithy attitude towards literally everything that his ex boyfriend ever did makes him look like a winner. YOU LET A MAN YOU HAVE TOTAL CONTEMPT FOR NUT IN THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN.

He’s never going to let this go. If in his mind, he can make Aaron a stupid, lame, gay, pathetic, cuckold with no sense of humor or panache, somehow it prevents him from seeing he let that gay magpie lay eggs in his wife.
 
What is wrong with him? This is the weirdest comeback:
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(Whenever I disabuse myself of my worst fears wrt his kids, he says stuff like this.)

Apparently, "touching" is on his mind:
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Whereas Kayla *DID* call out Nick's pencil dick, on one of his streams no less. (It was something about it being so small/ lacking in girth that you couldn't even suck on that thing.)

To be fair though, Kayla's gonna be comparing Nick with all of those black men she's enjoyed in Jamaica and the like.

One thing about the bedsheet story, other than it being disgusting, is that it seems to demonstrate a certain amount of sexual naivety.

Rekieta struggles to get it up with a woman -- hence the need for the Balldo. No way in hell he made April bleed. I firmly believe the blood came from Nick's asshole. When they chose the strap-on that April was going to service him with, Nick insisted that she went for the 18 inch black Destroyer. He's fantasized about taking the big black cock for years. As soon as he got the chance, he went for the biggest, blackest ramrod he could find. And the anaesthetic properties of cocaine meant that he didn't notice April was tearing his asshole to shreds until they were all done.
 
Why on Earth is April needed as a nanny? The only logical conclusion is too much time was being spent on imbibing narcotics and neglecting children.

Kayla states she is a nanny, Nick denies it for months, later admits it was true anyway but "actually" it's Aaron's fault. He did this earlier with his child testing positive for drugs.
Minnesota 6 was the "nanny"
Who was doing coke with whore wife when cops broke down the door cuz sounded like cop had to go "pull them" or "escort them" both out of that coke room cuz the boom of a door being busted did not make them come a-runnin. So in other words, doing coke with her lover while NOT nannying the kids when cops bust in...

AND

The vagina that nick loved, thought was great, a hot pocket that smells great

"Nanny"

Who divorced her husband then lived rent free in the horror shower, while attending 10k dollar events with junkie and junkie parents

"Nanny"

Who went to court WITH both parents the junkie and whore-wife on at least THREE court occasions. So not NANNYing the kids as junkie n wife attended court multiple times

"NANNY"

as identified on twitter. Nanny to kids of a junkie husband and junkie whore-wife, both of whom do not work! And retard grandparents who help drive the kids to their events too?

"NANNY"

Who gets speeding tickets just like junkie

"NANNY"

Who does not walk the family dog on HOW MANY FUCKING ACRES DOES THAT PROPERTY HOLD [this makes me so angry, trapping dog in ONE ROOM]. Aaron should BRING this dog torture FACT to the courts attention with every witness too. You never know who is a bleeding heart animal activist, good on them I like animals but there are normal looking and normal sounding extremists you trip across who let you know they are, and if an animal devotee is a judge or jury in Aaron case then ANY MISTREATMENT of an animal is unshakingly unforgiveable to that person [like they would cut u in court if they could, let you bleed out without remorse, and with glee go home to eat dinner]. Like animal cruelty is the most vile thing ever, to them, it is vile but to extremists nothing is lower, they would rather starve than have to fish to save their own life.

Note: these rich fucks could have built an inexpensive runner kennel area near the house to let the dog outside even if they did not want to walk it. Jesus christ!!!

And really, I am no animal activist, but I cannot get past NONE of those ELEVEN people [include his parents/her parents/ape n aaron] in that home NOT loving on such a cute and small dog...that they allow it to just be locked in that bathroom where the adults do drugs so u know the kids were never in there, supposedly, and the kids being kids did not sneak the dog to their own room? Just teaches kids its ok to abuse animals or that such treatment to animals is not abuse. Those kids are gone already. Jesus. I digress. But...
 
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