Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

[A. G. Peak]

Despite the danger hair and sustainability platform (at least she has an M.Sc.), Mayor Barbara Buffaloe is no defund the police politician - she increased wages for police like Andy Muscato, who exemplifies the entire corrupt local PD in league with evil Dr Joe. La principessa is smiling in a selfie with her own oppressor.

I just noticed this comment under his Mayor Buffaloe post. I'm sure Dave voiced these concerns when he asked for a picture with her.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

That "crippling back pain" looks agonizing Dave.

 

[Bookwork]

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

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Gender euphoria?

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

even his taste in guitars is plebeian

he cares more about the cost and rarity and looks then how it plays and sounds.

It's no wonder he never really went anywhere as a guitarist, IMHO he just does it because it was kool back in the high school. A real guitar head would have a few very special guitars that he loves to play not because they are rare or pricey for flashy.

Such a NEET pleb.

 

[Spunt]

Most professional working musicians can't afford more than a handful of top-tier guitars. I know one guy who toured for years in a Big Band who played a $300 Yamaha Pacifica. My old guitar teacher toured in a pretty well-known metal band and owned a grand total of four guitars, two of which were beaters he built himself out of spare parts. The only people who can afford collections like Dave's are genuine rock stars (who even then often get them for free/cheap through endorsement deals) and collectors/hobbyists who made their money doing something else - such as being a failson who extorts them out of his parents (who are like Donald Trump).

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Dave's guitar collecting is 100% wealthy failson shit. Plenty of rich losers collect expensive golf clubs, cameras, rifles, chef's knives etc. without ever being any good at their hobby, or able to make a living off it.

To add to this, you often see situations where the son collects something that is generally cheaper than what his father collects, as he wants to have a collection just like daddy but doesn't have quite the means to go as hard. One of the big Guntubers for example collects guns while his dad collects cars. I wonder what Dr. Joe collects.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

To add to this, you often see situations where the son collects something that is generally cheaper than what his father collects, as he wants to have a collection just like daddy but doesn't have quite the means to go as hard. One of the big Guntubers for example collects guns while his dad collects cars. I wonder what Dr. Joe collects.

The tears of his abused, neglected transdaughter. He keeps them in a little vial on a cord around his neck. Whenever he is feeling a little down, he takes a tiny sip and is instantly reinvigorated.

 

[Chongqing]

...except when I get to play guitar, then I can stand for hours and move without issue. Funny huh?

I imagine there are few jobs, if any, that Dave would be physically unable to do.

He could probably work fast food and stand 40 hours a week.

Any back pain he has is probably a result of weak stomach muscles.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Dave's guitar collecting is 100% wealthy failson shit. Plenty of rich losers collect expensive golf clubs, cameras, rifles, chef's knives etc. without ever being any good at their hobby, or able to make a living off it. He might have fantasies of being a working class community activist, but he's very clearly the NEET offspring of well off professionals.

So what you’re saying is, he doesn’t pass as that either

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

So what you’re saying is, he doesn’t pass as that either

He didn't pass college. He never passed as a man (just a manlet). He never passed as a musician. He never passed as a woman (not even close). He never passed as the better twin. He never passed as anyone any reasonable woman would date (he could only date girls, and then only when he was an adult and they were underage). He never passed as the favorite son. He never passed as a decent human being. Dave has never passed a single thing in his entire life.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Yes, Dave, it's just your parents (and Donald Trump) that project their shame. You're far too self-aware to do such a thing. (Post)



He's always so proud of his fast food hauls. (Post)



He went to the local campus to take pictures of college-aged women while they pet his cat. Not weird at all. (Post)

 

[monstrous bubo]

He's always so proud of his fast food hauls

Assuming this is Wendy’s, he has (conservatively*) eaten 1,940 calories in one meal, and barely a vegetable in sight. Depending on height, weight etc, a sedentary man needs a minimum 2,200. A woman like la principessa needs a minimum 1,600. No wonder he’s an obese goblin with high cholesterol and heart problems. I can’t remember if the beetus is on his list, but if not it will be.

Dave has never passed a single thing in his entire life.

Add stool to that list. Fat boy is begging for bowel cancer with that diet.

* Wendy’s calorie count depends on flavours, so to be fair I have used the lowest calorie flavour for sodas, ice creams etc.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Yes, Dave, it's just your parents (and Donald Trump) that project their shame. You're far too self-aware to do such a thing. (Post)

I wonder what psychologists would say about someone who has to make every story about himself.

 

[Trombonista]

He didn't pass college. He never passed as a man (just a manlet). He never passed as a musician. He never passed as a woman (not even close). He never passed as the better twin. He never passed as anyone any reasonable woman would date (he could only date girls, and then only when he was an adult and they were underage). He never passed as the favorite son. He never passed as a decent human being. Dave has never passed a single thing in his entire life.

One day he will pass away. Does that count?

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Spoiler: OT guitar stuff

Most professional working musicians can't afford more than a handful of top-tier guitars. I know one guy who toured for years in a Big Band who played a $300 Yamaha Pacifica.

This reminded me of the Todd Kowalski section of this, with his Ibanez, single pedal, and use of his volume knob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-VCRzFNp2Q

Though Chris Hannah (yes, he is a wanker most of the time) choosing a guitar he picked up in a dodgy gas station is quite funny too.

I'm not even sure Propagandhi count as professional working musicians by most peoples definitions because I can't tell if they actually make a living from it. I have seen them live a bunch of times over 20+ years and they always sound fucking amazing, perhaps because they can actually play their instruments so they don't need posey gear. How to clean everything and Today's Empires are the sound of my youth.

A significant proportion of touring punk bands use guitars that cost significantly less than £1k, though to be fair they're broke as fuck. I doubt most bassists would choose anything fancier than a P bass if they had the option (sorry I don't know actual guitars lol, ime guitarists can be quite a lot nerdier). It sounds like its not actually too different in other genres of music.

Really just shows how far removed Dave is from being a musician. As if we needed more evidence lol.

ETA: even when he has the privilege of having custom guitars made for him, Matt Freeman chooses a P bass and still has an ancient one he's been using forever. I suspect most of the guitarists on that rig rundown have less fancy gear than Dave, yet are notable enough for a nerdy youtube channel to want to know what they use.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wonder what psychologists would say about someone who has to make every story about himself.

He might as well have put “(ASK ME ABOUT MY PARENTS)” at the end of the sentence. I wonder what he’s like IRL. Does he keep dragging the conversation around to his hardships? I bet he does.

 

[break these cuffs]

Spoiler: OT guitar stuff

This reminded me of the Todd Kowalski section of this, with his Ibanez, single pedal, and use of his volume knob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-VCRzFNp2Q

Though Chris Hannah (yes, he is a wanker most of the time) choosing a guitar he picked up in a dodgy gas station is quite funny too.

I'm not even sure Propagandhi count as professional working musicians by most peoples definitions because I can't tell if they actually make a living from it. I have seen them live a bunch of times over 20+ years and they always sound fucking amazing, perhaps because they can actually play their instruments so they don't need posey gear. How to clean everything and Today's Empires are the sound of my youth.

A significant proportion of touring punk bands use guitars that cost significantly less than £1k, though to be fair they're broke as fuck. I doubt most bassists would choose anything fancier than a P bass if they had the option (sorry I don't know actual guitars lol, ime guitarists can be quite a lot nerdier). It sounds like its not actually too different in other genres of music.

Really just shows how far removed Dave is from being a musician. As if we needed more evidence lol.

ETA: even when he has the privilege of having custom guitars made for him, Matt Freeman chooses a P bass and still has an ancient one he's been using forever. I suspect most of the guitarists on that rig rundown have less fancy gear than Dave, yet are notable enough for a nerdy youtube channel to want to know what they use.

He's a classic gear queer. He's trying to spend money in a hobby to prove his worth rather than spending time both practicing the hobby itself and integrating himself in the community. He's Coomalot crashing cars in the NASCAR Feeder for Anyone Who Can Pay Series. I'd bet money he's got more pictures on social media with him holding a guitar than he has hours practicing in the last month.

I will specify that by practicing I mean actively trying to improve his skill in a measurable way and not just strumming half-assed.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

I doubt most bassists would choose anything fancier than a P bass if they had the option (sorry I don't know actual guitars lol, ime guitarists can be quite a lot nerdier). It sounds like its not actually too different in other genres of music.

I've been a musician for a long time and although I *do* have a number of expensive basses, those are tools for particular pieces of music.
My "go to" bass that gets most use is just over £1000 and it's, usually, the right tool for most live and recording opportunities that come my way.

I don't operate a "one in, one out" policy, but any instrument I buy has to pay for itself or it gets moved on.
If I didn't do that then I'd be living in a bloody guitar shop by now...

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Yes, Dave, it's just your parents (and Donald Trump) that project their shame. You're far too self-aware to do such a thing. (Post)

Isn't America actually fat though? Trump (think Dr. Joe Muscato) may be projecting but he also may just be making a factually accurate statement.

"Disgusting" is obviously in the eye of the beholder but personally, America is fat and I would not have sex with it.