Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[NaggotFigger]

No to rain on your parade, but Kate was the one who had cancer and his other sister is Sarah

Spoiler: Sarah

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The Sco'ish meme was irresistible, so I just use the meme instead.

 

[Glowie]

I want that damn rendition of "In the End". If Bio-Alex won't do it, AI-Alex will.

Imagine all the artistic content Ai-Alex will churn out back in the day we needed real people to make clones Eg Solid Chris, technology is amazing. Here we are at dawn of beautiful of new era, pioneers for others that follow.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What the fuck is a Hogendorp? Sounds like a knockoff brand ice cream.

Most respected kid in school? Nah, that's like when they make the retard the captain of the basketball team. The whole school knows the tard will never amount to anything so they go out of their way to make highschool magical. "We love you Alex! You're number one!" Is what they say to his face and "Alex kind of smells like piss. He needs to learn how to use a toothbrush and change his clothes. Oh my God he tried to give me a hug in the hallway and I almost gagged!" Is what they said behind his back.

"Um, actually my parents borrow money from me!" Bullshit. That's called paying rent. That's what adults do. Haven't taken a deep enough dive to find what Daddy Warbucks does for work but Mom teaches Medical Administration at a small college. I doubt they're hurting so bad for money that they're asking Alex for a loan. If they are so hard up for cash, why are they taking trips to Mexico?

"I showed these bands my drawings and they loved them" News flash, Alex, these bands were just being nice. If a band is know for being assholes to their fans, they'll have no fans. If they have no fans, nobody will buy their merch or go to the concerts. They took a quick look and said, "Yeah, great job kid". Did you tell Hedwig that you had furiously whacked your angry inch to your drawing? Or that the armless bondage scribble was a 12 year old girl? That might have changed their opinion.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

What the fuck is a Hogendorp? Sounds like a knockoff brand ice cream.

"High village" or "village on high ground" in Dutch.

 

[Jarl Varg]

You're literally trying to trace and copy other artists yourself.

He and @SamanthaPrater would be perfect for each other, but she has big, fat arms. I see now why he was trying to recruit her into his personal army. They could call themselves "The Legion of Goon", and copy/trace each other's stolen artwork.

 

[Pedophobe]

He and @SamanthaPrater would be perfect for each other, but she has big, fat arms.

Getting rid of those things would allow her to lose weight and improve as an artist.

 

[PaperRoads]

I'm back everyone!

I've noticed that no one has uploaded his DeviantArt Meltdown (Again)

REPOST (but there's comments)

 

[ChonkyNeko]

Good news! Atria got her limb prosthetics today! To celebrate, we got her a new friend. She loves him!


Update: Don't worry, Suhail got hers too! She also asked if we could style her hair.

 

[Dead Lion]

Do you think our boy mass debates to Venom Snake?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Do you think our boy mass debates to Venom Snake?

I don't think so. He's not a small, frail loli or shota with no limbs. Not even a Rayman.

 

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Archive
Audio of Alex coughing and vomiting while saying no one is helping him. I would argue that bullying some pedo into feeling ashamed for jerking off to pictures of armless children is a form of help. Just not a form of help he wants.

same energy

 

[Glowie]

Hey hey people, come to you in time in great need. I exhausted all the Alex's art and fixed them, every last one of them which do not violate copyright Source

Hey Alex here is few examples

Spoiler: Glowie™ fix

Spoiler: Alex's art in order

As you can see Alex none of my fixes look like your depressing, half assed chicken scratch, a ghost in a machine has more humanity, reasoning capability and ability to make people smile and laugh. When did you do that last time, Alex?

(Melting pot of friendship wasn't an accidental thing, it's intentional)

 

[Jarl Varg]

So now he's complaining about a clicking jaw? The fucker also always shows his fucked up grill in his vids, and it looks like the tips of his teeth are messed up. He's obviously gritting all the time, which shows he is actually seething all the time. Keep up the good work, folks. Maybe he'll give himself a monster case of TMJ, and we won't have to hear him talk anymore.

 

[PaperRoads]

Does he ever sleep?

 

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> sees his depressed OCs depicted as finally happy for once "hmmm they clearly turned them into Trump-supporting Christians"

 

[Jarl Varg]

Does he ever sleep?
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Cope and seethe, Lunar. Be sure to let everyone know, when the police laugh their asses off at you.

 

[PaperRoads]

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

coughing and vomiting

Symptoms of sepsis. It will get so bad that your limbs will die and rot, Alex. The docs will have to amputate them. Are you excited, Alex? Isn't that what you always wanted?

 

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what're your opinions on Islam, Alex?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Does he ever sleep?
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I don't love his usage of the phrase, "throbbing feelings".

Also, isn't it sweet, these two poor women not only seem to have had their physical and mental health restored, but apparently now have also found Christ.

Hallelujah.

“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls."

-Matthew 11:28-29