There's no way in hell that MovieTardPig would have been anything other than a stable boy in the Union Army. That's what makes his stupid, impotent fantasies of genociding the South so hilarious. Even now, the reddit retards are some of the most hilariously pathetic morons imaginable, yet they still shit out their mental diarrhea for all to see from the safety of their mommy's basements.
I'm reminded of Rimmer from Red Dwarf. An absolute coward who glorifies war. At one point, Lister calls him out on it, and Rimmer clarifies that he believes he would have been a general, commanding the lines as befits him, because he used to win at Risk. Then when he does get the chance to lead an army, he fucks up so badly his soldiers die pointlessly, and declares total victory because he technically won since both sides are all dead.
It's why I keep coming back.
"You see, President Lincoln, the Confederates have a preset ammunition limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men against them until they hit that limit and we overran their lines."
I guess they're absolutely sure that at age 6, spednephew is sped just like spedniece, probably due to Sara's and Chippa's drinking. Alcohol can damage sperm DNA as well as feti Not-A-Persons in-utero, so that's the most likely scenario and why they shouldn't have any more tardpotatoes. They didn't fucking learn the first two times. Bob's likely got a mild case of Fetal Alcohol, himself.
True Metis just wants "The A-Team In Space". Which, I'd be all for, but they'd find a way to fuck it up. Even with KK gone.
no wonder Bob likes Bill Burr so much.
Liberals tend to be Cluster B Clusterfucks. As such they are narcissistic, and their "caring about other people" is almost entirely fucking performative. When they say you should take care of other people, they mean let them do it with other peoples' money while they skim off the top and become multimillionaires from the public trough.
Spoiler Alert: Bob did NOT, in fact, grow up not-racist. Especially since his Leftist Cool Kids Senpais all believe that All White People Are Racist, even the ones that think they aren't.
I suspect it's similar to Bob's understanding: Gas the CHUDs in Minecraft, that will get rid of the people who WrongThink and WrongVote, and then the world will be a better place, safe for all the precious PeeOhCees, Speds, Troons, Whamens, and Bundles of Sticks.
Any time a politician at ANY level - be it local council, school board, state/provincial level, federal level - who says they "support Public Education", DO NOT vote for that person. They are a communist who's down with the dumbing of the downs and complicit in educational malpractice. Which mostly started with a guy from the 1920s by the name of John Dewey, a socialist/commie who thought that miseducating children was for the greater good so they'd readily accept socialism. Sadly his theory has in fact proven accurate.
Bob not realizing he's in a Cargo Cult all his own is peak Bob. Nothing says Cargo Cult like believing that twatting on
Bobby's just saying Jeff Bezos is Not A Real Progressive
.I agree that touch screens rather than buttons and dials is really, really fucking stupid in a vehicle. Broken Clock and all that.
Leave it to Bob to go full Soviet Purge in his armchair there over something that happened over 160 years ago. It's like re-litigating the First Crusade. Entirely pointless, but I guess Bob's hoping that in some future point, people doing wars will follow his sage advice to not only win, but utterly go full Genghis Khan on the remaining defeated populace, killing absolutely fucking everyone and salting the earth or whatever. Which is interesting, because people of the modern day look back on shit like that and are rightfully HORRIFIED. Like, this is some war-crimes level shit. We prosecuted that guy from Serbia for less.
Spoiler alert: Bobby thinks we should have done EXACTLY THIS to the Nazis in WW 2. And "Nazis" in the modern era (goalpost-moved definition of "Nazi").
Bob thinks genocide ONLY applies to various oppressed minorities, such as PeeOhCees, Genderspecials/Troons and Pooners, J00s, Speds, Whamen (LOL) and Bundles of Sticks. As such it does NOT apply to Straight White Cis Men and Straight White cis Women. In fact, it MUST apply to the whitey MAGA CHUDs, because to NOT do so, endangers aforementioned oppressed minorities. Bob's going to save People That Matter, by eliminating the People That Aren't Even People And Thus Don't Matter.
Of course to Bob, it wouldn't be murder, it would be justice, Minority Report-style. Bobby thinks he is Yuta of the clan Tralesta, hunting down all the MAGAnaiseghoulen Lornak Clan.
Forget it, these are the same people who said Trump having peace talks with Kim Jong Un and being allowed to walk umolested in the DMZ was somehow a destabilizing event that was emboldening North Korea to make an unprovoked nuclear strike on everyone......
I doubt Moviebob isn't any smarter at age 44 than when at when Moviebob was at age 6...
'Cept... Shaprio might actually be correct in his observations of Bill Burr's recent attitude shift.[2025.02.28-09]
Allow me to repeat for the folks in the back:[2025.02.28-10]
Because liberals are famous for caring about other people. Whenever liberals say you should care about other people, they mean "themselves and only themselves".
So says Moviebob, a stupid, racist bigot who can't get over itself.[2025.02.28-11]
Yep.
Nothing to add here.[2025.02.28-12] Projection
Especially since Democrats don't listen to anyone who isn't a loyl toady--and (some) Democrats don't even even listen to loyal Democrat toadies like Stancil and Moviebob.[2025.02.28-13]
I want to know what Will Stancil understands about the way the real world works.
[cue happy dance]
Not only is Trump's statement about Fuckwit in Chief Biden no wrong, Trump's statement about FiC Biden is observably correct.
...It is hard to disagree with Trump's verdict: Biden was the worst president of the United States, who brought disgrace to the country (27Feb#20). BTW I don't mind Gabbard becoming the First Woman American President.
Phyiscally? Yes. Intellectually? Hardly.[2025.02.28-17]
Remember, these people are supposed to be adults.
Obamacare TOOK more from Americans than what it actually GAVE to them, Bob.[2025.02.28-18]
Racist Moviebob is racist.[2025.02.28-19]
Is it even possible to grow wheat on the moon? #AskingForAFriend.
"Jeff Bezos thinks that American media does not cheerlead loudly enough for oligarchy"? I seem to recall the news breaking of 2020 election being called the morning of November 7, and America's Lamestream Media was cheerleading for the incoming oligarchy at deafening levels![2025.02.28-20] Bobby cold-reads Jeff Bezos. I don't understand a word.
Bob wants China to go to the moon and build massive domes under which they can till the lunar soil and plant
wheat. Lunar dust ain't great for topsoil, though. I think someone tried growing something in lunar regolith aka moon dust (brought back to earth) and it worked, but it wasn't ideal.
The funniest part of his "Moon H'weat" obsession is that the original work it comes from is about as realistic and scientifically accurate as a fucking Jetsons episode. He might as well be obsessing over having a pet dragon or being an Elven prince.Bob wants China to go to the moon and build massive domes under which they can till the lunar soil and plant
The multiplicity of Bobs, bowing their heads in silence for an uncomfortably long time, all because Nintendo Power went under, is fucking art, and I will hear nothing to the contrary.
I'd say he's worse than a reactionary.
Just like how DSA has been warming up for their nation-stopping general strike for 70 years..... any day now kids! We're just getting started and laying that groundwork for future use!01Mar#36
Achievement Unlocked: One Day Boycott!
"European weapons"01Mar#14
Much of the attitude described in your anecdote is from people who genuinely cannot fathom different thoughts and opinions in other people, that lead to the differences in any possible outcome. To your friend, the pizza was fine - He liked it, so everyone liked it. So obviously it was selling, because he was buying it, so it wasn't that it wasn't making a profit. And he doesn't understand why you're not following that because he thinks you liked it just as much and bought it just as much too. The same should have applied to the leadership in charge - He knows it was good, so obviously they did too, and he wouldn't axe a good product, so neither would they.
why would anyone need to call the Butterball hotline? Just follow the instructions on the damn turkey package.
Tell me all these people, INCLUDING Zelensky, have no clue how diplomacy actually works, and both Vance and Drumpf are like WTF. Hell, I saw a thing where the actual ambassador from Ukraine to the US was facepalming during the exchange, prolongedly. Zelensky didn't start the war, but he did start that bullshit exchange.
Zelensky's english not so good; a language barrier can get in the way of understanding the nuances of English idioms and slang. Like an idiot autist, though, he thought Drumpf was saying they were playing cards. Even if he doesn't understand the meaning of the phrase "You don't have the cards", he should know it's an English Idiom and not been so damn literal.
These fools forgot that Zelensky got THEIR dander up first, by stumping for Democrats in some blatant attempt at influencing the outcome of an election by endorsing the (D). Talk about foreign interference!
Bob not understanding geopolitics at all is par for the course.
It's hard to make a deal when the one guy won't budge.
well the Leftist/Commie ones definitely are; but in that case it's because they're commies.
And HER HUSBAND is in the military! Perfect appeal to authority fallacy in the making!
"Treason", like "Fascism", has become so goalpost-moved in its definition that it has lost all practical meaning.
Bob doesn't understand that HE has beliefs. He believes in IngSoc Justice. He believes Trans Women are Women. Beliefs aren't real, Bob? Suuuuuure. Apply that to your own beliefs first.
Oh I remember that. They deserved it.
"The drugs are better now"
Haha, well shit. Only his family is holding him back? He can't abandon them? Well why can't they also flee?01Mar#41
@Koby_Fish, Bobby is coming for you!
