Disaster German Soccer Player's Child Bites Referee's Testicle Forcing Game to Be Canceled - Red card. Definitely a red card.

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A referee reviews footage of the incident for lulz

"He came closer and closer to me, then suddenly - to my complete surprise - gave me a sharp bite," the referee said.​


A German soccer match was canceled before kickoff after a referee suffered an unexpected injury after getting a bite on his testicle from a player's child.

On Sunday, FC Taxi Duisburg II and SV Rot-Weiss Mülheim were set to compete in the eighth-tier Kreisliga C division. As part of routine pre-match protocol, referee Stefan Kahler was conducting ID checks on players when a young child, the son of an FC Taxi player, was running around the field, according to the National World.

As Kahler continued his pre-game duties, the child unexpectedly approached him and bit him in the testicle.

"While I was checking the FC Taxi players' ID, a small child was doing warm-up exercises alongside the players. He came closer and closer to me, then suddenly - to my complete surprise - gave me a sharp bite in my left testicle," Kahler said in a report obtained by the outlet.

The injury was severe enough that Kahler, in significant pain, had to call off the match before it even began. In his official report, he confirmed that he could not officiate due to the pain and the bizarre nature of the incident.

"I did not start the game, because of the pain I was in and the situation. It was the child of one of the FC Taxi players who was to blame," he said.

The game will be rescheduled later in the season, though it remains uncertain whether Kahler will return as the referee.
 
If you are a human and invite vampires into your house/country and you get bit are you racist for saying a vampire bit you?

NO. ITS FACTS.

well not all~~
fuck right off
 
Oh, you're one of those Dads. Yeah, you've been banned from the property for a reason, sir. Please go hang out with the other Randys.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

As to the actual article, soccer was involved so I think Norm MacDonald had the right idea.
 
Oh this article got me crossing my legs in sympathy
No mention of which player or anything more specific about the child. Niglet confirmed.
Be honest, would you or your family or your kid want your last names to be printed as the ball biter family?
 
Who just lets their child run around chomping on random nuts? Is this kid a sped? Also, nut height child means like three to four years old?
I read the headline and thought it was a case of "Ref made a call against kid's dad, kid ran on the field and assaulted ref to defend dad."

Not...kid randomly runs on the field and chomps on nuts for no reason.
 
In the USA, coach molests kid.
But in Germany, kid molests coach!

Feral niglet was hungry for some cannibal munchies. He wanted the taste of fresh jungle nuts.
 
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