Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Dr. Tomlinson M.D. diagnoses Trump from a video of him chilling on a golf course.
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Entomologist said:
In honor of the coming spring, and especially in honor of finding out what's gotten Patrick so terribly agitated lately, I present - a Haiku for Pat.

Milwaukee snows melt

Patrick stays inside tweeting

And growing fatter
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Haiku posts are back
Has the milky well run dry?
Do something dumb, Pat

In private chambers
City deposes Titty
Ricky, you will lose

J P Stadtmeuller
Cucked us out of the records
No transparency

Three bedroom, one bath
Historic East Side duplex
Mucci in the drawer

First ride of the spring
Who needs Harley-Davidson?
Swingin' Door Exchange
 
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RaxxScholar said:
Anyone have the video of pat on that TV show where he watches some dude get set on fire and he's just like "woah... did we just see spontaneous combustion?"
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He's so stupid. It's clearly not spontaneous human combustion. It's either 1) A spontaneous chemical reaction from something that was spilled or 2) Moving along the plastic he caused a substantial build-up of static electrical charge, and when he stepped down he grounded himself, cause a small but intense spark that ignited a flammable material.

Also, his idea of an "electro-laser" is equally retarded. Does the technology exist? Yes, however, it's not invisible. You need to have a laser so powerful it ionizes the air, which leaves a trail of ions for the electricity to follow along. Ionizing the air creates a glow, it would be very brief, but it could be seen.
 
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
He's so stupid. It's clearly not spontaneous human combustion. It's either 1) A spontaneous chemical reaction from something that was spilled or 2) Moving along the plastic he caused a substantial build-up of static electrical charge, and when he stepped down he grounded himself, cause a small but intense spark that ignited a flammable material.

Also, his idea of an "electro-laser" is equally retarded. Does the technology exist? Yes, however, it's not invisible. You need to have a laser so powerful it ionizes the air, which leaves a trail of ions for the electricity to follow along. Ionizing the air creates a glow, it would be very brief, but it could be seen.
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The guy is shipping expanded polyethylene foam which off gasses butane when new. In a confined space like a box truck it can produce a flammable fuel to air ratio which was ignited by the workers static discharge. In the second video the guy clearly got electrocuted when he touched the ground while still holding the truck, meaning the truck has touched a hot power line. The second guy jumped clear of the truck before touching the ground and did not close a circuit.
 
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
He's so stupid. It's clearly not spontaneous human combustion. It's either 1) A spontaneous chemical reaction from something that was spilled or 2) Moving along the plastic he caused a substantial build-up of static electrical charge, and when he stepped down he grounded himself, cause a small but intense spark that ignited a flammable material.

Also, his idea of an "electro-laser" is equally retarded. Does the technology exist? Yes, however, it's not invisible. You need to have a laser so powerful it ionizes the air, which leaves a trail of ions for the electricity to follow along. Ionizing the air creates a glow, it would be very brief, but it could be seen.
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RollingRock2 said:
The guy is shipping expanded polyethylene foam which off gasses butane when new. In a confined space like a box truck it can produce a flammable fuel to air ratio which was ignited by the workers static discharge. In the second video the guy clearly got electrocuted when he touched the ground while still holding the truck, meaning the truck has touched a hot power line. The second guy jumped clear of the truck before touching the ground and did not close a circuit.
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Are you guys trying to tell me that the first public sighted use of a top secret directed energy weapon isn't being used to assassinate a delivery driver?

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Dr. Tomlinson M.D. diagnoses Trump from a video of him chilling on a golf course.
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He is as good of a doctor as he is a writer. And by that I mean he is fucking retarded. I have done this move on the golf course when you are sitting in the cart for a while and need to warm up before hitting a second shot. Of course Fatrick doesn't know how golf works because, besides being fat, he is also poor
 
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What the hell are sissy strips?
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@Anonymus Fluhre here is just a bit more from those healthcare posts. Can you imagine your grandma getting a cold call from Pat, trying to fleece her with some insurance plan that will never pay out? Disgusting.
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It's when you have unused tread on the outside of you wheels, implying you're not leaning the bike over very much and therefore not goibg very fast through corners. Fat could theoretically easily prove the stalker children wrong by uploading a video of him riding, just like he could prove them wrong by uploading a video of himself benching more than 1 plate but he won't.
 
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RaxxScholar said:
Lmao thanks. I was thinking about this last night. Imagine being immolated in an industrial accident and patrick s tomlinson makes a reaction video to your final moments.
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Imagine having your final moments defiled by "commentary" from a profoundly mentally retarded obese piece of shit who has no clue what actually happened, because he's too retarded to understand anything at all.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
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Wow, so he admits that his job was ripping off senior citizens. Just when I thought scum pig couldn't sink any lower.

Make Anime Illegal said:
just like he could prove them wrong by uploading a video of himself benching more than 1 plate but he won't.
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I would need to see a metallurgical analysis of the bar and the plate. I can see him trying to use plates made of aluminum but made to look like steel to cheat.

This Machine Milks Cows said:
Pat seems to have recently developed some kind of fetish for cages.

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That's what Nik keeps him in at night, something akin to a dog crate. When he gets overstimulated she says "GO TO YOUR CAGE"
 
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