Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Dunkin DoNUT]

Judging by his face in his last 2 videos
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methinks he's not having much fun.

before and after mugshot
busted for possession of CSAM meth

 

[NaggotFigger]

Judging by his face in his last 2 videos
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methinks he's not having much fun.

mf when he sleeps only for 3 to 1 hour and dont drink water and goon

Double post, but this is just absolutely perfect.

 

[IKOL]

Double post, but this is just absolutely perfect.
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Uhuh.

 

[Dunkin DoNUT]

Regrets been made

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's almost like there were warning signs the whole time and Big Gay Al ignored every single one.

 

[Luna hates niggers]

Good Lord how is this guy still going, when is his intensive psych therapy arc.

 

[Glowie]

Those poor teeth didn't ask to be part of him

Remember Nick Bates teeth, the shit eating pedophile?

Self care isn't important to cows like Alex, brushing teeth is a no no, since inflamed gums hurt to brush and they start bleeding white thick plague protect bacteria which eat away teeth enamel to the point breathing hurts since nerves are exposed.

Alex is also a stinky fatass, just look at him. Outside and manual labor are alien concept to him.

Thank you for inviting me to TED talk.

 

[PaperRoads]

I'm back.


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Atria and Suhail were characters with a large kill count (around 20 - 300) because they were horrendously bullied for their birth defect. They had to kill because they were afraid they were going to be dismembered and mutilated. They were raised in Celaya, Mexico and cried and begged to Pablo to take them to Puerto Vallarta with a stable home and a stable income. Pablo teaches the two about financial management and if they were good (Cutting off on the killing and bad spending habits). He'll take them to Japan and The United States. That's how I was planning this. Atria and Suhail were both immature with an extreme desire to be in bondage.

It was influenced by the 2002 film City of God. A biography about one of the worst places in Brazil.

I made Castor Armless, I made Miaplacidus mutated, I made Atria blind, I made Suhail paranoid. I was tortured by my disability and I want to make characters to relate to.

Atria and Suhail cannot imagine being without one another, they love eachother that much. They almost never go far away from eachother. They were nihilistic for the longest time believing what they are in is hell. Their skin is almost entirely pure white.

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It's so humid in Puerto Vallarta, by early morning there is so much condensation in my windows and my clothes often feel soaked as I sweat a lot.

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I'm still gonna draw that 'weird' fetish art because I know how much it annoys my enemies.

Or they secretly love it, just in denial and fantasize about being armless.

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I've been severely put off from learning languages especially when someone insulted me for speaking Russian. I'd put him in a chamber where he hears me speak Russian forever. I'm still keeping my language learning materials as when I lighten up. I'll be invested in learning again.

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I hate it when the internet is being slow, it fucks with my mind.

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I love looking at the stars, it makes me ponder at the endless possibilities of the universe. I often go to Mexico to photograph stars like Achernar, Canopus and the Crux Constellation because they are so far south that they don't rise in Canada. Although up North, stars like Capella, Deneb and Vega never set because they are circumpolar.

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I remember my worst Hangnail I ripped on April 8, 2023. I bled a lot ripping it off my finger, it was painful biting it off. Or was my worst hangnail in July 2023 where my finger was swollen with throbbing pain?

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I often pick scabs from acne, mosquito bites, hangnail ripping, scrapes or cut wounds, and I like eating them. Like how I bite my nails and eat them too.

If I ever get transgender surgery. I'll by tempted the bite the scabs off that area.

I have also eaten my hangnails too.

I remember seeing someone drain blood from their arm with a straw and wonder if I could do that. Does she drink it?

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I remember being Rthater2009 on Roblox and trolling the Miners haven community with poorly built models such as Massive Poop Mine, Sinks for people to shit in, Celestial bodies that soil and defecate and poopy swimming pool with pirates swimming in them. I remember laughing my ass off getting hate comments from these models.

@CallmeCicada , seems like Alex isn't answering any of our serious posts , but atleast we tried tough !

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Going on a massive killing spree solely because you were bullied as a child (well they're still children considering this is Alex) for having a birth defect? Now I'm glad Alex never showed us his writings, this is some Elfen Lied tier of shit writing.

 

[GratsTheat783]

I can’t get over the fact he’s a literal fat version of the fucking YIIK guy
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Should have posted the Fat Alex theme.

 

[Arrival]

Like how I bite my nails and eat them too.

So that's why there's so many clippings on his desk? No wonder he's so sick. He needs to be checked for Pica.

 

[Dunkin DoNUT]

Going on a massive killing spree solely because you were bullied as a child (well they're still children considering this is Alex) for having a birth defect? Now I'm glad Alex never showed us his writings, this is some Elfen Lied tier of shit writing.

Oh boy, wait til he reveals he goons to guro fanfic of Elfen Leid.

I'm still gonna draw that 'weird' fetish art because I know how much it annoys my enemies.

I wouldn't say "annoy," I'm more intrigued by the sausage creatures you're putting out. the eyes are a little too far up north for my taste, might want to draw them down south

Or they secretly love it, just in denial and fantasize about being armless.

EWW! Projection much, stinky? log off and go to sleep

 

[Jason Wynn]

Is Alex the fat stinky Leaf version of Nathaniel Bar-Jonah? Let’s compare the two.

Both massively obese
Both sexually attracted to children
Both confess to eating their scabs and nails
Both have deviant fantasies regarding hurting children
Both deny that there’s anything wrong with them.

 

[PaperRoads]

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Volodymyr Zelensky is a brave freedom fighter who resists intimidation from MAGA and The Kremlin. Always admire what he does.

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I still remember that time in June 2016 Matthew Davis has given people his house address and all his A-logs went crazy over it. Even after he moved from that house, people still tried to dox him.

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I also remember Ickeris, he was that troll from the 2000s and there was a channel called krapplef## who reuploaded his videos. First saw him from a CuteFuzzyWeasel video.

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I also remember 1717dude 13 from those days in 2017 when Toby J Rathjen was relevant. And then he made a series of Dan Sobel called Fatboygetdown 2.0 that consists of Dan Sobel being portrayed as a farting maniac who does illegal things and is apparently 850 pounds. Because I saw Dan Sobel dancing naked pretending to be some troll. I wonder if one day like in the series he'd send his feces to Jennifer Manning or 'cause the September 11 Attacks'.

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It doesn't matter how much YouTube ruins the interface with ads to blackmail people to buy YouTube Premium by putting an ad free experience behind a paywall. I'm still not disabling my adblocker because the internet is unusable without one.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This is the cope phase where Alex is trying his hardest to ignore the trolls by regressing into memories of a happier time. A time when he was eating scabs and engaging in his poop fetish.

But like a psycho BPD ex girlfriend he'll be unable to resist seeing what his former lover is saying. "Are they talking about me? Do they miss me? I'll post random updates to my profile so they will think I'm happy and totally not thinking of them at all! That will make them so jealous!"

I see right through your bullshit, fat boy.

 

[PaperRoads]

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Bubsy 3D is the best game ever made.

He made a thread about it too:https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-does-bubsy-3d-get-such-a-bad-rap.182677/

 

[Glowie]

seems like Alex isn't answering any of our serious posts , but atleast we tried tough !

Mexican internet is walled from kiwifarms that's why. They hate to hear that their shithole of a country is stuck in 60s and is run by retards and drug cartels.

 

[PaperRoads]

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Remember, God hates humanity and gives them psychosis when he bullies them with Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Diseases and Satan.

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I'm still better than KiwiFarms because at least I know I'm not a pedo unlike them.
I'm still better than KiwiFarms because at least I know I'm not a pedo unlike them.
I'm still better than KiwiFarms because at least I know I'm not a pedo unlike them.
I'm still better than KiwiFarms because at least I know I'm not a pedo unlike them.

He was really proud of coming up with that phrase.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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Remember, God hates humanity and gives them psychosis when he bullies them with Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Diseases and Satan.

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I'm still better than KiwiFarms because at least I know I'm not a pedo unlike them.
I'm still better than KiwiFarms because at least I know I'm not a pedo unlike them.
I'm still better than KiwiFarms because at least I know I'm not a pedo unlike them.
I'm still better than KiwiFarms because at least I know I'm not a pedo unlike them.

He was really proud of coming up with that phrase.

But you do goon to amputated loli and shota, you know? The site has a strong opposition to CSAM and gooners. What you're doing is a pitiful excuse to pick up free attention from prying eyes for 3 more years after that nigger Byuu soft-Halal'd you. You're relapsing again after the significant destruction by the second Halal, piggertits.

 

[Helvetia]

dear fucking god what the fuck happened here