Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Rango Dango]

only 7 pages in like 16 hours? you guys are S L A C K I N G
2 days ago 16 hours would produce 5x that at least

 

[Manuel Noriega]

 

[NaggotFigger]

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Do you have the local video?

 

[30+GameOvers]

Thank goodness I already ate before I visited this thread again, this nigger eats his own scabs and nails? Disgusting. I think this guy may just be Nick Bate tier after all.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

dear fucking god what the fuck happened here

Viewing in real time how long a human can fall.

 

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Since the thread has been slower, I was able to catch up. I kind of wish I could start all over again, what a ride.

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I decided to retract my copyright takedown on XXXPrince the 2nd and listen to Sheldon Donner's advic

Sheldon's video

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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=YYwr7c85KhY

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Maybe he's learning? (EDIT: definitely not)

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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=SHSK-MeiSKg

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Do you think they'll get harrassed by Kiwifarms like brothers? He wasn't clear about it in this video.

The repetition in this one seems like it would be good material for an AI song. I hope someone gives it a shot.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Do you have the local video?

Doing the Paqui #OneChipChallenge 2023​

 

[30+GameOvers]

I severely doubt he's going to grow as a person. That video where you can hear his autistic screaming from outside his house was from two years ago. He said he's doing the same thing now.

This is how Alex has always acted. He has used this same pattern of behavior to get his way in the past and his family always caves in to his demands. "Convert all my money into gold or I'll cut myself!" Do you think his dad really honestly thinks buying Alex gold with his welfare money is a wise choice? Or does he do it because Alex throws a tantrum? Do you think his parents chose to spend Alex's college fund on this four month long Mexican vacation?

Alex wants all of this to go away. He will not stop throwing a fit and trying all of his autistic tricks until he gets what he wants. Good for us that it will never happen.

To make a prediction, I think someone from Alex's family will somehow try to plea his case to the Farms. Alex is going to screech at his family until his dad writes Null an email, "Hey, can you please just delete whatever stupid shit my retard son put in the Internet so he will shut the fuck up?"

That's what I would like to see happen.

He sounds like a mix of Andrew Ditch and Chris Chan with a little bit of a certain nameless rage pig thrown in. What a joker.

This would be one of the funniest outcomes possible, I do hope he somehow sues the site though. I'd love to hear "Sperg Spectating" in a court document.

The court will have to wonder what the meaning behind 30+GameOvers is about, and then someone will have to bring up everyone's favorite Cake Jew and his deep lore, lmfao.

 

[PaperRoads]

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Being a coaster entheusiast sucks in Canada. Unless you live in Ontario. All you really have is Playland, Calaway Park or nothing. That lawsuit in Calaway Park during the 80s really made it in financial ruin, otherwise it would be good like Silverwood. I heard La Ronde had a bad reputation until the 2020s.

Then again, my back is not as able to handle rides as it was before. You know how cool it would be if I've ridden X2 or Intimidator 305?

Sea World Orlando was probably my happiest moment in 2014. The only coaster here at the time were Kraken and Manta (if you don't count the kiddy coasters and Journey to Atlantis). But those rides were awesome.

I've wanted to give Mindbender at Galaxyland another chance but too bad it was torn down. I rode it in 2012 but it hurt my back for 3 days.

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I remember doing the Death Nut Challenge back in 2022, but the most pain I ever had was the Valhalla Wing in 2024 after I completed the Sambuca from hell challenge.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

only 7 pages in like 16 hours? you guys are S L A C K I N G
2 days ago 16 hours would produce 5x that at least

He's calming down and also it's European Kiwi Hours.
When American Kiwi Hours comes, we'll probably be right on schedule.

 

[PaperRoads]

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It's easy to get doxed from 1 video alone, case in point the Cardston hailstorm video from 2012. I was able to find the house thanks to the temple in the vicinity. It's a small town though.

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I've been suffering from guilt from a long time, you don't need to make it worse for me.

If everyone on that site hates you, that's when you know it's a bad website.

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I hate wasps, I remember that wasps nests embedded into that house foundation in 2021, made chatting in the backyard a pain in the ass. It was smokey as hell that summer too.

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I made a DeviantArt account to see his latest drawings... I regret it.

Spoiler: Alex Drawing, Big Breasts, Limbless

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[Cheesy Beavy]

I remember doing the Death Nut Challenge back in 2022

Must have failed his grooming challenge cause he’s still alive.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

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Credit where it’s due, that first pic looks like the closest thing to a fully grown woman that he’s drawn. Baby steps, Alex!

 

[CallmeCicada]

@CallmeCicada , seems like Alex isn't answering any of our serious posts , but atleast we tried tough

It seems so. I can only assume that means Alex wants to perpetuate this ad infinitum.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

"If everyone on that site hates you, that's when you know it's a bad website"
Ah yes, surely it is the hundreds of people making fun of you and disgusted by you, not at all the individual or their actions at fault.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Disgusting. I think this guy may just be Nick Bate tier after all.

Thankfully there's no poop involved, yet.

o that's why there's so many clippings on his desk? No wonder he's so sick. He needs to be checked for Pica.

ARE YOU FUCKINF SERIOUS?!?



How hard is it to clean your damn desk??

 

[NaggotFigger]

Redesign of this drawing as a doodle. It's Punished Rayman.

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Also, this takes more than two decades after the events of Captain Laserhawk (which I knew few footages from), Ramon decided to revoke his passion for guerilla warfare, adventures, and gambit himself all the way through. Due to the many wars and boobie traps Ramon endured throughout, it doesn't really affect his trauma that much, aside from fueling the burning passion to risk himself. Independent from the military, but is a highly renowned assassin and elite sniper of the Muramasa clan of half-French, half-Japanese, half-Raymen tacticians.

The thick blood of the Raymen specimen allow him to freely morph into his Rayman form. There are many Raymen, thus he's still alright with people calling him Rayman, even if it's wrong to assume his name is the same as his race. Currently the heir and head, successor of the reformed Muramasa clan; the oldest of the 6 half-Raymen DNA/half-human kins of the family. He has big guns, big ballistic shields, big cyberpunk shit, and most importantly, has an energy absorbing subdermal port, rendering him the only Muramasa heir to be partially cyborg.

Ramon (Rayman) also went through strongly intense training, guerilla training, shooting, reloading and the very trainings he knew from his past in the military before he becomes the pawn to propaganda. Even if a bullet strikes through the vital part, he will resurrect quickly, and carefully backstab you without you noticing his stealth assassination tactics. For supposedly, a man chronologically in his 40s (actually immortal due to the absorption of the Protoon's Blessed Enlightenment, an golden orb that allows the chosen one to become immortal); Ramon looks youthful and much like a man in his 20s' peak shape for a veteran, and very cheerful and hot-headed as well.

He's also tall, and is still single. Could have many aspects Alex greatly despises too. Don’t steal, Alex; I know you’re relapsing again thrice more.

 

[PositiveMonk]

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The craziest thing about this is that he did nothing about that fucking unibrow. He clearly has a way to remove facial hair, fix it.

I made a DeviantArt account to see his latest drawings... I regret it.

I also regret you making a DeviantArt account to see his NSFW drawings.

I was treated differently at school because I lacked the cognitive ability to understand why I get in trouble a lot. I was actually having severe autism until around the age of 6. I needed someone to help me because I was unable to complete tasks independently and it was like that for most of my school year.

Alex, you still lack the cognitive ability to understand the consequences of your actions. Nigger no one hates you for being autistic, I'm not sure anyone here even "hates" you, we're disgusted by the fact that you keep doubling down on being sexually attracted to poorly drawn amputated children. How is that so difficult to understand? You're claiming to be upset by transphobia, racism, etc. but you can't understand other people being disgusted by you publicly disclosing your sick fetish? Bro like I know you're retarded, but you can't possibly be that fucking retarded. Genuine advice: move the fuck on. Go goon to your shitty little drawings alone and stop seeking attention from strangers on the Internet.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Redesign of this drawing as a doodle. It's Punished Rayman.

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Also, this takes more than two decades after the events of Captain Laserhawk (which I knew few footages from), Ramon decided to revoke his passion for guerilla warfare, adventures, and gambit himself all the way through. Due to the many wars and boobie traps Ramon endured throughout, it doesn't really affect his trauma that much, aside from fueling the burning passion to risk himself. Independent from the military, but is a highly renowned assassin and elite sniper of the Muramasa clan of half-French, half-Japanese, half-Raymen tacticians.

The thick blood of the Raymen specimen allow him to freely morph into his Rayman form. There are many Raymen, thus he's still alright with people calling him Rayman, even if it's wrong to assume his name is the same as his race. Currently the heir and head, successor of the reformed Muramasa clan; the oldest of the 6 half-Raymen DNA/half-human kins of the family. He has big guns, big ballistic shields, big cyberpunk shit, and most importantly, has an energy absorbing subdermal port, rendering him the only Muramasa heir to be partially cyborg.

Ramon (Rayman) also went through strongly intense training, guerilla training, shooting, reloading and the very trainings he knew from his past in the military before he becomes the pawn to propaganda. Even if a bullet strikes through the vital part, he will resurrect quickly, and carefully backstab you. For supposedly, a man chronologically in his 40s (actually immortal due to the absorption of the Protoon's Blessed Enlightenment, an golden orb that allows the chosen one to become immortal); Ramon looks extremely youthful for a veteran, and very cheerful and hot-headed as well.

He's also tall, and is still single. Could have many aspects Alex despises too.

You're an awesome storyteller, you know that?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

So that's why there's so many clippings on his desk? No wonder he's so sick. He needs to be checked for Pica.
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What the actual fuck is wrong with Joshua.
I thought it would be fun to document someone who isn't just outwardly gross and is just a sperg, but I fucking forgot that goes hand in hand nowadays.
e: Joshua (the hacker) and Alex are different people by the way.