Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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PaperRoads said:
Alex since we're at 150 pages, and you're about to unleash your autism.
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Alex, since we're at page 150 and you're about to go super autist 3, can you please unleash it in very short videos? Maybe like 10 seconds or less and on all different platforms?

I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
 
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Porn Bots definitely deserve a mention in the OP
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I really want these porn bots to stop following me. I'd rather have no follow requests than any follow request from the spawn of Satan itself. If nobody else is following me, why the porn bots, they destroy my engagement. No words can express my extreme hatred for porn bots and Elon Musk. Elon Musk is my most hated person on the planet.

I keep reporting these bots but Elon refuses to take them down. Whyyyyyyyyyyyy.
 
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PaperRoads said:
Alex doesn't seem to be a patient person
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Japanese and Spanish are taking me like a billion years to learn.

I must have ADHD or something.
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最も基本的なアニメファンでも、日本語くらいは知っている。
¿Y el español también es difícil de aprender? ¿Un idioma que hasta los niños pequeños pueden entender gracias a Dora la Maldita Exploradora? Hasta los de séptimo son mejores que Alex aprendiendo español.

Even the most basic anime fan knows at least some Japanese.
And Spanish is hard to learn too? A language that even little kids can understand thanks to Dora the Fucking Explorer? Even seventh graders are better at learning Spanish than Alex.
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
Alex, since we're at page 150 and you're about to go super autist 3, can you please unleash it in very short videos? Maybe like 10 seconds or less and on all different platforms?

I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
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More screaming and vomiting please, that's been the funniest part of the thread. But try to vomit in Japanese.
 
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PaperRoads said:
I just can't anymore, Kiwis
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Kiwifarms users wanted me to log off and I did the opposite and unleashed the final boss of autism. They opened Pandoras Box. Never would've happened if they didn't tell me that.
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"Ha, I got you Kiwis! You must feel so foolish to reveal that I openly admit to fapping to limbless little girls!"

Who does this asshole think he's trolling?
 
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Alex's miscellaneous kermisvoyager youtube videos - Happy Page 150!

FLASH IN THE NIGHT | Москва 1934


Found Love | World Trade Center September 1999 Nostalgic Vapor Dream​



Johnny4Twenty - Eminem Sucks [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] IT'S FIRE BRO!!!!!​



PopularMMOs SUCKS - Lost​



Sol's RNG SUCKS​



Things you do in games that you don't know is actually ILLEGAL!​



The Revelation​



This is how you don't play Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania (Part 1)​



URBEX Video of a barn abandoned and untouched since 1950. DIRECTORS CUT​



World War III - Trailer


Super Mario tells you to pirate Nintendo games!​



SML Movie: Jeffy is forced to eat his green beans on his birthday.​



Weirdest Thing in Mathematics #1​



'Curvature' from Airplane Window.​



Is The Earth Flat? (Ushuaia, Argentina)​



Proof McDonalds has working Ice Cream Machines​



"No Sugar Added"​



Eaustacian Tube Massaging​



A birthday present my Sister would really like.​



Why I sometimes hate putting up decorations.​



1 Trillion Subscriber Special!​



Chris Chan and Bob fight but they're wasps in a wasps nest​



Hong Kong 97 Live at Queen Elizabeth Stadium Hong Kong July 1, 1997​



Hong Kong 97 Theme - Diarrhea Bathroom Mix​



Penis Video Game Nerd​



1987 Micro Machines Commercial but it's Speakonia American Male 1 at the highest pitch​



Mr Incredible Becoming Uncanny - You Drop Your Cellphone​



Top 10 RollerCoasters of 1666​



C A P I T A L I S M​


100 FACTS ABOUT OUTER SPACE WRITTEN BY CHAT GPT​


A N D Y W A R H O L​


How Christmas Destroyed the American Economy! FULL ESSAY​



The Physical Media Community Supercut! (YouTube's Weirdest Subculture!)​



Taylor Swift - Music for the deaf [FULL ALBUM]​

 
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Oh, there is a discord link? Let me open it.
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NO. FUCKING. WAY. It actually worked.
His pfp also has the same head as one of his other avatars.
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Other than my throwaway account, these are of the users. 3/5 Of them are Alex.
User IDs are:
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These are all of the channels. Most of them are empty. I downloaded logs of the ones that aren't.
@spy.pet I miss you
 

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Thank you for listening to me alex :)
00:00:01 all right um yeah so with uh Sheldon donner I admit I went way way way too harsh on him and uh I truly Mis interpreted what it really means to throw stones within that glass house basically I'll I'll thoroughly admit I'm a degenerate you know what I've I always I've always been that way and uh I do remember how often I'm insecure about being a degenerate it doesn't I mean it doesn't mean kiwi Farms is ever going to forgive me for this I mean they're not but that's okay that's okay you know why cuz I

00:00:48 don't I don't care about kiwi Farms I I just don't care I just don't care you know I reread the stuff that they say about me and you know what I I just I just learned to be okay with it you know why you know why because I knew damn well that my house is more of a glass house than the glossiest house in the world but you know like honestly I just don't know why I had this idea this idea back in the mid-2010s to just throw stones within that within the obviously Glass House of mine I just don't know why

00:01:57 I've I just don't know why and they just can't contain my degeneracy and it's it's hard it's absolutely hard so me and Sheldon are basically on this on the same boat we' both been called out and honestly you know what what's sorry sorry sometimes I have to do the mental MTH mental math to conjure the sentence but you know what you know I'm I'm doing this with him you know you know what like what I what I did was weird what it did was absolutely weird and I'm expected to be made fun of for that I don't know why I don't know why

00:02:56 I've I don't know why I've reacted in a way on my glass house was torn I I just don't know I I always knew I always knew since when I joined kiwi Farms that I was going to have a threat on me eventually I always knew that and I even I was even up thinking of doing a slow departure from kiwi Farms before I even had the thread it just came it just I don't know why it it just seems to me it just came fast to me in in this kind of way it's it's like the fall of the Soviet Union and the this quick transition from

00:03:39 communism to capitalism you know it's not going to go smoothly because communism and capitalism are two very very different systems so yeah I honestly I still don't like kiwi Farms I still hate most of what they represent but you know what I'm going to come with the terms that you know they can just make fun of me all they want honestly I just don't care anymore I often I often some times I'll laugh with them when they make fun of me you know why because my glass house is destroyed and I just have to examine the glass

00:04:43 house and see what I did wrong I know I know I'm saying Glass House a bunch of times I know this is you know so yeah I've honestly I admit to the anime characters Without Limbs that are blind that are like whatever have mutated hands or whatever and just really down that rabbit hole you know I remember I do remember Sheldon like being exposed by many people for the farting content he does and you know what and even him he used to he used to comment reactively in a negative light to these kinds of

00:05:58 people so you know what at least you know what so when you admit we endure the being made fun of together why not you know what why not yeah the reason why it's a black screen because it's you know it's just it's just the internet's shitty in Mexico it's kind of shitty in Mexico sometimes really shitty so I have to like record when the screen is pitch blacks just so I can get the message out as efficient as possible but you know I've had a Fascination for weird weird weird things I I had a Fascination

00:06:53 for weird weird weird things so yeah yeah I trying to contain it was a failure so it that's you know when when people are exposed the first response is to try to contain it try to contain it as much as possible but eventually it'll just become an a nuclear meltdown like you know Chernobyl how they try to suppress that so yeah I'm basically going to be made fun of for the rest of my life and you know what let's I'm I'm just going to embrace it you know I'm just going to embrace it I've laughed at myself

00:07:55 before I know kiwi Farms say serious thoughts that I'm ever going to improve and that's fine with them I I have serious doubts that I'm going to improve but that doesn't mean that I'm not going to try I know I'm going to fall into another hole again and that's just how it is that's just how it is because that's how mentally impaired I am you know that's so if I can't beat the Laughing crowd I must embrace the laughter at me yeah this is this is what okay but yeah Sheldon's messaging at the last

00:08:57 video the message about me the last part of the video has has has enlightened has enlightened me to understand how this works i' during my time on kiwi Farms I've seen other people just fail at the OBS SEC thing and I failed tremendously I fail tremendously at it like creating basically the largest largest thread on the prospering grounds being Joshua Carmon himself that that that is an achievement but I'm saying this in the slightest way but you know what you know what it was a massive bubble just

00:09:56 waiting to be bursted I I can't can't contain it's hard to contain this so I know it's going to end in disaster but you know what you know what I'll embrace the fact I embrace the fact that I'm basically a Lo out I've I mean I never denied it but I've going to embrace the fact that I'm a massive low cap you know something that people like XX refused to admit until now so with that being said I'm not expecting kiwi Farms to soften up I'm still I'm still going to I'm still going to get it's not going to stop anything

00:10:48 but that's okay that's okay
 
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