Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
To whom it may concern:

Nick - Grow up. You're a father of 5. Go to rehab for real. Stop being a lazy bastard. Raise your damn family if you don't need to work cos your dead grandaddy's made your life easy
Kayla - You're a mother of 5. What the actual fuck are you playing at? If you have depression and addiction issues, get counseling and drug rehab. Raise your damn kids. Stop being a ho
Aaron - Stop begging for donos on YouTube. Get a real job. Try warehousing, forklift truck driving, labouring. You'll build real muscle and not be a skinny fat tough guy pretender. Your A-Logs (PedoTON and Gay Nick will have ZERO content without you being on YouTube). It's time to man up
Melton - Kill yourself. You are a net negative to the planet I live on. You are a spotty fat hunchback pedofile. Nobody loves you. Onions

This is your ACTUAL solutions to your problems. Dabblefaggots. The whole lot of ya
 
Well. If you are a bad mother who has abandoned any interest or responsibility associated with your children

Maybe but let's (autistically) think this through... I take them at their word that the kids weren't there for, say, 75% of the time the polycule was fucking and snorting.

Aaron and Nick have BOTH said that the couples fucked in separate places. So, fine. Let's assume that's true as well.

So... where does the NON-MASTER BEDROOM couple (Nick and April - the master is Kayla's domain) go?

I'll vomit in my mouth if it's in one of the kids' bedrooms (there's no spare), but it's very plausible. There's another bedroom on the main floor with access to the kitchen. (I believe the eldest child sleeps there or the coke-positive daughter who may have wandered into the kitchen when the polycule was together in the master.)

That means each couple has a fridge for snacks (and whatever) to party the night away.
 
That means each couple has a fridge for snacks and whatever to party the night away.
So contrary to Nick's incessant lies, it wasn't just the master bedroom that was the epicenter of cuckoldry and faggotry and drug abuse, the entire house was basically just a mini-Hedonism 2, just constant ass rape, semen slurping, coke-snorting, absolutely everywhere, to the point kids couldn't possibly escape it.
 
So contrary to Nick's incessant lies, it wasn't just the master bedroom that was the epicenter of cuckoldry and faggotry and drug abuse, the entire house was basically just a mini-Hedonism 2, just constant ass rape, semen slurping, coke-snorting, absolutely everywhere, to the point kids couldn't possibly escape it.

Well, that's Aaron's depiction but Nick has implied the same - that each couple had sex in separate rooms. (Both men usually say that when denying faggotry so take it for what it's worth.)

Aaron also said that they sometimes slept 4 to a bed. I'm assuming that was when the kids were there because all the other bedrooms were full. (Nick has not verified that part but it makes sense.)
 
Well, that's Aaron's depiction but Nick has implied the same - that each couple had sex in separate rooms. (Both men usually say that when denying faggotry so take it for what it's worth.)
So what exact other room was that in? One of the kids' rooms? Just out in the open? Where exactly did that happen?

We have a pretty good idea of the layout of Casa Balldo.

So where was all this extraneous fucking occurring? He has very little wiggle room for his idiotic lies.

Personally, I think it's pretty obvious. No child of his could have even left their rooms without being exposed to massive drug abuse and disgusting degenerate sex shit no child should ever have to witness, where they had to learn their dad was a cuck and their mom was a whore.
 
Maybe but let's (autistically) think this through... I take them at their word that the kids weren't there for, say, 75% of the time the polycule was fucking and snorting.

Aaron and Nick have BOTH said that the couples fucked in separate places. So, fine. Let's assume that's true as well.

So... where does the NON-MASTER BEDROOM couple (Nick and April - the master is Kayla's domain) go?

I'll vomit in my mouth if it's in one of the kids' bedrooms (there's no spare), but it's very plausible. There's another bedroom on the main floor with access to the kitchen. (I believe the eldest child sleeps there or the coke-positive daughter who may have wandered into the kitchen when the polycule was together in the master.)

That means each couple has a fridge for snacks (and whatever) to party the night away.
Pretty sure Aaron's stories about nick peeking around corners (vom) sounded situated in the living room.

Yes, where the kids hung out (when allowed to be at home), amidst the piles of dirty/clean laundry and hoping some adult would come out from behind closed doors and heat up some Spaghettios.
 
So what exact other room was that in? One of the kids' rooms? Just out in the open? Where exactly did that happen?

We have a pretty good idea of the layout of Casa Balldo.
We do. It would have been in this room. It's on the main floor based on the tree line.

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I wrote an autistic post "proving" that a kid likely slept on the main floor during the polycule happenings. The TLDR of that post is that there are 2 small-ish bedrooms downstairs. It's highly unlikely that the bedroom on the main level didn't sleep at least one kid, considering that there are 5 kids.
 
Maybe but let's (autistically) think this through... I take them at their word that the kids weren't there for, say, 75% of the time the polycule was fucking and snorting.

Aaron and Nick have BOTH said that the couples fucked in separate places. So, fine. Let's assume that's true as well.

So... where does the NON-MASTER BEDROOM couple (Nick and April - the master is Kayla's domain) go?

I'll vomit in my mouth if it's in one of the kids' bedrooms (there's no spare), but it's very plausible. There's another bedroom on the main floor with access to the kitchen. (I believe the eldest child sleeps there or the coke-positive daughter who may have wandered into the kitchen when the polycule was together in the master.)

That means each couple has a fridge for snacks (and whatever) to party the night away.
No matter where it's a common area the kids access

It could easily be on the infamous sailor moon stream couch. Degenerate
 
but it was also about miserliness when it came to spending on children, even if the adult spent freely on personal luxuries. Also related imo to the need for control over what and when kids eat everyone around them. Not to the point of starvation, but also not a normal parental "no snacking now - dinner's in an hour." ...I see the possibility for all of those factors with Nick.
It was a quip for normal people but absolutely accurate for the likes of Nick.

Remember that Nick can't be bothered with little financial details like paying the mortgage. He doesn't bother paying traffic fines. His lawyer renewal fee is always late and he doesn't seem to care about late fees or the actual amounts.

But he sure as hell knew his kids snack budget. For some reason that's the only financial number he appears to be on top of.
 
Zero defense of Nick (which was the point of my comment), but his kids did not experience "starvation." But also: kids don't have to experience actual starvation to experience neglect, abuse, or deprivation.
I think we all definitely know starvation is hyperbolic in this case, but it's still completely absurd for the children of wealthy parents, who both sit at home all day, to ever need to beg adults outside the family to make them food or tell adults at church or wherever that they aren't being fed regularly. The least the Rekietas could've done is left a food mountain for the kids while they were off doing drugs, just like Ralph with his cats.
 
My recollection was Kayla got the master bedroom with Aaron and Nick and April were usually downstairs in the goon vault.

April was definitely the corner demon downstairs when Nick was streaming.

The pruriant interest at hand is where Nick and April slept when the kids were not there and Aaron and Kayla were doing their thing in the master. I feel sick thinking about them sleeping in a kids' room, but it's likely.

There is the large living room upstairs (there are also pics on FB of the Rekieta version):
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And a large family room downstairs:
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But it's likely they found their way to a bed. That would have almost certainly been a kids' room.
Zillow link.
 
But it's likely they found their way to a bed. That would have almost certainly been a kids' room
My guess is the Nick slept in Aaron's goo.

Except for Friday and Saturday night, Aaron was on his way to St Cloud around 4:30ish to do STMS. Nick wasn't streaming much during the qover, but when he was it would go late. April and Nick probably passed by Aaron as ships in the night, going to bed after a "law" stream, while Aaron went back home to go beg for another $300.

Kayla watched Star Trek the whole time.
 
More Nick legal acumen. That's a confession, not a defense. He's like a burglar admitting he stole from someone's house but it's okay because the door was unlocked.

Also it doesn't matter if it's "hacking" or just tard-tier crime. Unauthorized access is illegal access.
This is so funny. This supposed 'lawyer' is trying to tell us that a law would be created that makes it OK to access information you have no business with if it's 'easy' to do so. Is it OK to log into an account you have no business logging into if their password is 'password1234'? What if they use a more complex word but no numbers or symbols?
 
This supposed 'lawyer' is trying to tell us that a law would be created that makes it OK to access information you have no business with if it's 'easy' to do so.
Either he’s even more brazen than we already give him credit for (as it were) or the drugs have absolutely eaten holes in his brain.

Regardless of the cause, this man-child has no business being the custodian of five children.

I suspect something tragic is going to happen at some point that will get national or even global attention. At that time, people will ask how this brat and his doormat sidekick ever got those kids back. Only Kayla’s family will have clean hands. Bob, Celeste and children’s services? Not so much.
 
Apropos of nothing in particular, but I got a really bad feeling about Wil Herren. I dunno if anybody else does.

Kayla watched Star Trek the whole time.
I know it's mainly a meme, but...

Out of curiosity, I looked up how many hours of Star Trek actually exist. There's about 600 some odd hours between the movies and TV series. Give or take. If there's any truth to her constant Star Trek consumption, she's probably seen all of it by now. She'd have to be rewatching constantly.
 
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Out of curiosity, I looked up how many hours of Star Trek actually exist. There's about 600 some odd hours between the movies and TV series. Give or take. If there's any truth to her constant Star Trek consumption, she's probably seen all of it by now. She'd have to be rewatching constantly.
When you're zonked out on ketamine and weed gummies every re-watch is a new experience.
 
Isn't Nick supposed to bring that fridge to Melton? (I just checked Filmot.com and searched "fridge" on the NLO channel. It seems more like some "recurring humor bit" that Melton does, but it did seem like Nick possibly implied that Melton would get it during that weird phone-in appearance Nick did last November.

"Aaron didn't make spaghetti-os for my kid, he just opened the can so she could cook it! She had trouble with the pull-tab!" (Nick's saying that a girl who couldn't open a pull tab can could work the microwave or stovetop, lol)
Haha, a complete change from his old story which did focus on it not being safe to reach up to get hot food from the microwave.
 
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