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"I had a dream last night. The President was hosting Captain Planet, that faggy cartoon superhero, at the White House to sign some kinda fuckin' fruit exports-imports deal or whateva. One of the jounrnalist sons-a-bitches mentions kiwis, like the fruit, and then J.D. Vance brings up Kiwi Farms, the website."
"What's the significance of this 'Kiwi Farms'?"
"It's just a gossip column, pretty much. But in my dream after J.D. brings it up Captain Planet all three of them get into a fist fight. And then I go to check the Politics thread and all two-thousand pages since January have been replaced with nothing but talk about Captain Planet."
"Okay, but what does Kiwi Farms mean to you?"
"Well, I never heard about it until some droop-lip retahd who used to stalk some of the girls at the Bing wouldn't shut-up about it. After that, I asked AJ if he heard of it and he helped me make an account."
"How would your associates feel about you having a Kiwi Farms account?"
"To be honest, I've made threads in Prospering Grounds for a few of them, but they haven't taken off yet."