Amouranth Shares Robbery Live Updates: 'I'm Covered in Blood' - Edited to add offical Newsweek story

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Amouranth Shares Robbery Live Updates: 'I'm Covered in Blood'​


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Online streaming celebrity Amouranth has reassured fans after detailing an armed robbery overnight in which she was pulled from her bed and pistol whipped.

Amouranth, real name Kaitlyn Siragusa, said the gun-weilding assailants demanded crypto and told her to login to her phone. She said she then began posting on X, formerly Twitter, for help "because calling would be a death sentence."

"I'm being too robbed at gunpoint,"Amouranth wrote at 11:55 pm ET on Monday, adding "I'm being too [sic] robbed at gunpont" and "This is not a prank help."

Amouranth, known for her Twitch streams and ASMR-content, said she may have shot one of the attackers. She shared a video of police cars outside her gated home, telling fans she was going to the hospital.

"They pistol whipped me but I got one. I'm bleeding alot but stable going to hospital," she posted at 00:33 a.m. ET on Tuesday. "I believe I shot one of them they wanted crypto is what they were yelling they pulled me out of bed."


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Com noted this @Null. Um, no stories I can find yet. Newsweek and others now.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kaitlyn-siragusa-amouranth.112737/page-29#post-20733590 Her dedicated thread.
Apparent police call for it. Nothing confirmed off site yet --- Many confirmed


ETA MAJOR UPDATE

She's posted security video.


I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE CONFIRMED IT CAN GET
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mlanguishi said:
I'm not supposed to?! WHAT?! Can this be real?!
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whore who cried wolf.

That said, I believe it. Dumb bitch tweeted out she had 20m in bitcoin, the only thing that surprises me about all this is that apparently she didn't have a couple security guards on watch 24/7 to make sure some psycho simp didn't try sniff her feet while she's sleeping.

I wanna know what gun she used.
 
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Ok quick things that don't add up well.

If this was after she was beating, then why would she be outside running back in and going 'it's in here' but go to a gun? Maybe I'm not getting that right. Did they beat her, take her outside for the phone, and she lured them back? Weird. I mean that's still some kind of genius tactical move even in this. And these:
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Convenient too she only has a 'low-res' version and only cops have hi-res?
 
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Ok quick things that don't add up well.

If this was after she was beating, then why would she be outside running back in and going 'it's in here' but go to a gun? Maybe I'm not getting that right. Did they beat her, take her outside for the phone, and she lured them back? Weird. I mean that's still some kind of genius tactical move even in this. And these:
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The video is confusing and lots of people are questioning it.
If it's real they certainly don't look like professionals which is probably why it doesn't make sense. Also one of them seems to show his face in the cam fairly well.
 
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1 small white chick vs. 3 big guys who are armed. She has time to send posts on her phone while transferring crypto, somehow gets ahold of the gun after being pistol whipped, shoots one of them, they all run away. Meanwhile there is $20m in bitcoin on the line for these guys.

These are either the most retarded robbers of all time or this story is complete bullshit. I'll leave it to you guys to decide.
 
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Opening shot shows 10:51pm for a bit, no time/date on footage itself, off.

Original Tweet 10:55. 4 minutes after, if clocks are right. Phone time: 12:08 12:08AM I assume not long after.. Can't be near tweet of this. it's not that time there.
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After reading through it again, the phrasing in her tweets are weird.

> like I Learned how to do in boxing
> because calling would be a death sentence

This is a common thing people do when lying, adding in additional fluff to try prop up the lie but instead it just looks unnecessary and out of place. She says her hands were "beat brown" - well okay then, simply post a picture of your hands...? People say dumb shit when they're panicking though so whatever. True or fake, it's at least mildly entertaining.

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After reading through it again, the phrasing in her tweets are weird.

> like I Learned how to do in boxing
> because calling would be a death sentence

This is a common thing people do when lying, adding in additional fluff to try prop up the lie but instead it just looks unnecessary and out of place. She says her hands were "beat brown" - well okay then, simply post a picture of your hands...? People say dumb shit when they're panicking though so whatever. True or fake, it's at least mildly entertaining.

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This chick loves attention. Are her face and hands evidence? She's not allowed to post those either?
 
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skunt said:
After reading through it again, the phrasing in her tweets are weird.

> like I Learned how to do in boxing
> because calling would be a death sentence

This is a common thing people do when lying, adding in additional fluff to try prop up the lie but instead it just looks unnecessary and out of place. She says her hands were "beat brown" - well okay then, simply post a picture of your hands...? People say dumb shit when they're panicking though so whatever. True or fake, it's at least mildly entertaining.

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Why is she dumping 'evidence' like this? Wasn't there some other similar hoax when they did all the police style crime photos at once that didn't make sense?

I mean is she literally the biggest badass in the world or something? Shouldn't she be in some state of shock if beaten and gone through. I could see a few 'updates' but not this much, especially crime scene stuff. Is she supposed to be at the hospital now doing this?
 
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mlanguishi said:
If this was after she was beating, then why would she be outside running back in and going 'it's in here' but go to a gun? Maybe I'm not getting that right. Did they beat her, take her outside for the phone, and she lured them back? Weird. I mean that's still some kind of genius tactical move even in this.
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I can see a coherent explanation but it requires a lot of blank-filling and charitability.

Youfs home-invade, drag her out of bed and beat her, think they have the situation completely under control, and tell her to transfer bitcoin. While doing this or pretending to, she tweets, and at some point during this, what would be called a "????" step in a plan, perhaps the youfs thought there were some valuables they could also steal while they were there. In the video she says "it's in here", implying she's leading them to something they want, and they just assume she's not going to be leading them to a gun she can plug one of them with.

Now, the clocks being off isn't a good sign as if the tweets went out after the alleged shooting that's a problem. In theory the nest could be off, I'd assume a smart device would sync with internet time though which makes this less plausible though. An offline camera would be much more likely to do this, I know one of mine regularly gets 10 minutes or so off but that's probably an extreme case.

The less charitable explanation is that she's lying to the public about the true details for attention, and the actual crime was just what we saw on video. The youfs just rolled up, pulled a gun, and thought she was leading them to somewhere she could access her bitcoin wallet, instead she was leading them to a gun she popped 'em with, and then sat down and tweeted a bunch for engagement after.
 
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skunt said:
After reading through it again, the phrasing in her tweets are weird.

> like I Learned how to do in boxing
> because calling would be a death sentence

This is a common thing people do when lying, adding in additional fluff to try prop up the lie but instead it just looks unnecessary and out of place. She says her hands were "beat brown" - well okay then, simply post a picture of your hands...? People say dumb shit when they're panicking though so whatever. True or fake, it's at least mildly entertaining.

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Well she's probably just had a lot of adrenaline/fear through her so I wouldn't really read too much into the language used (unless she's lying).

The fact they shot and had to kick in her bedroom door likely gave her enough time to get her gun and her whole shit about having a gun to her head was probably theatrics is my take.
 
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