Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 140 38.8%

  • Total voters
    361
Aaron talked about his dick, and also about Nick, this morning on the STMS. He genuinely seems more sane than Nick- granted, that's a low bar. That said, Aaron did bring up The Joker as a comparator to ol Lord Balldoroy...
  • Aaron debunks the "Nanny left due to a breakup" lie- she left because the Rekietas were the stressors in her life, that she couldn't deal with the degeneracy.
  • Aaron says the giant safe going with him everywhere was a lie.
  • Aaron claims an ounce was not peak cocaine storage for Rekieta.
  • Aaron notes that unless he took the coke with him everywhere, there were times the kids were home alone with the coke. (Due to mom and dad taking other kids to dance lessons, piano recitals, etc.)
  • The Nanny didn't clean because she was driving the kids around all the time. (Why home school... if you're not at home? Or the kids are never at home?)
Edit: One edit for clarity on home alone line.
 
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First of all, if Aaron ratted to the cops, that's actually one of the more decent things he's ever done given the involvement of children in all this. That's a weird deflection. Slimy even. There may or may not have been a payback component to it, but I don't care. It wasn't just three adults in that house.

Here's what I think happened:

> JaymeLee Wright, Kayla's sister, was already 'on the case' based on the church's concerns and the homeschool coop parents' concerns
> Aaron leaves the polycule
> JaymeLee tuned into STMS.
> Aaron starts spilling information in a drip-drip-drip fashion on STMS.
> JaymeLee got in touch with Aaron. (Aaron has said he was talking with a family member of Kayla's in an attempt to get Kayla clean.)
> Aaron filled in JaymeLee with all the sordid details.
> Based on what Aaron told her (amplifying fears that she already had), JaymeLee coordinated with Paula Holmen, etc. to go to Pastor Melin.

That's why Pastor Melin knew about the polycule when he went to the cops.

This also explains Nick's vitriol at a family member (JaymeLee) and Aaron.

I don't think Wil Herren would interview K multiple times if he were covering for Rekieta.

Oh, Wil's definitely covering for Rekieta atp. It's not even subtle anymore. The question is, why the switch?

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Wil is next-level stupid. Not only does he suck at interviewing and posted (now deleted) streams of being completely blasted in Mexico (after getting veneers on his teeth), he's now aligning himself with Melton who has made jokes about having sex with Aaron's daughter.
 
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It does seem fucking weird for a “journalist” who’s covering this story for an ostensibly legitimate, non-tabloid media outlet to be inserting himself into it like this.

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Isn’t he supposed to be at least pretending he’s objective?

Bonus: I’ve seen Supreme Court justices with more succinct professional bios than Wil’s. Very lolcowish.
Nick's more of a lawyer than Wil is journalist

It's fascinating that people still side with Nick when every person that's interacted with him in person agrees he's a deadbeat lying drug addict and child abuser.

How can they think the man that's lied about his swinging and drug abuse is more trustworthy that the clergy, his family, and the police?
 
How can they think the man that's lied about his swinging and drug abuse is more trustworthy that the clergy, his family, and the police?
They have no moral compass and deep reserves of cowardice. That is to say, they have a lot in common with Nick Rekieta.

ETA Aaron needs to be very careful with Wil. He’s clearly picked a side, and it’s not the kids’ or Aaron’s.
 
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Not to Balldoguard, but I feel like the activity of this thread will die off within a few months if Nick keeps up this highly boring trend of pointless angst towards his exboyfriend. It's lost its charm for me (and I feel, a lot of others).

No streams, no content, no friends, no money, one drugged child and one dissatisfied wife. His fate will be mundane ignominy of your everyday divorced dad who earned the contempt of his kids, and everyone (locally) knows why.

When Aaron says Nick has no real friends, I believe it.
I'm not counting him out on the possibility of fucking up or embarrassing himself in an explosive way again, Ralph certainly has continued to and probably would be doing it more often if he wasn't passed out drunk and physically in shambles. Nick is on some kind of fucking stimulants given the all-night tweeting. With his constant tweeting, he might settle into a Fatrick niche, but he's also too reckless and antagonistic not to end up in some kind of trouble again.
 
There is word that he might have "inserted himself" even more than we can account for... didn´t Ralph claim they did blow and fucked hookers together in Vegas? Maybe he kissed the Balldo´s cock ring as well, who knows what these Youtube grifters do in their get togethers...
I think it was Coomalot that said Ralph's dick tasted like Nick's ass.
 
Oh, Wil's definitely covering for Rekieta atp. It's not even subtle anymore. The question is, why the switch?

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Wil is next-level stupid. Not only does he suck at interviewing and posted (now deleted) streams of being completely blasted in Mexico (after getting veneers on his teeth), he's now aligning himself with Melton who has made jokes about having sex with Aaron's daughter.

This conduct is 100 percent grounds for firing in any media organization. What the fuck is wrong with Wil Herrera? Are Nick and Kayla actually paying him to be their online publicist and opposition researcher, or is he pathetic enough to risk his livelihood and do the labor for free?
 
When Aaron says Nick has no real friends, I believe it.
Maybe it's finally soaking into his booze pickled brain that nobody gives a fuck about him. He shat all over everyone who actually did and the only people who stuck around were mooches and turds like Coomalot, and now the cocaine and money is gone, so are his so-called "friends."

The people he should have listened to told him not to do what he did and that it would end badly. Now that it's ended badly, and actually even worse than predicted, this stupid gay skellyman is still blaming the people who told him to pull up.
 
Nick is, in fact, so fucking stupid he doesn't know the difference between a gram and an ounce. It's like Lucille Bluth thinking a banana costs $10.
And this skeleton retard freak wanted to be a chemist or biomedical researcher of sorts.
Can you imagine this retard skelly mixing up chemicals?
:really: what do you mean the quantity was 2.2 times off, I used the scale!
:really: I added 3 grams as directed, what do you mean it says 85 grams instead?
:really: Why are all the mice drowning? I added 2 litres of water into the rodent maze as directed. What do you mean it was almost 8 litres? This is a conspiracy against me from Schott Glassware!

Utter retard.

Laughs at the bent dick allegation (but doesn't deny it - lol). Calls Nick and Melton gay for obsessing about it. Admits later that his dick does have an upturn at the end of the clip (tmi, Aaron).
Two grown men obsessing over the girth, length and shape of another man's penis. Maybe they should shove deformable silicone mould into Nitrous Nick's arsehole because it'll come out as exactly the shape of Aaron Imholte's penis.

with Nick screaming angrily at them for interrupting his fun.
They'll just need to learn to enter when skelly is tied to the St. Andrew's cross with a ballgag in his Aaron Imholte polisher.
 
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Remarkable how 10 months after Nick got arrested for cocaine possession and child neglect there are now people pushing the narrative "Aaron snitched on Nick", as if we did not already know plenty about who actually did the reporting to police.
The level of sweeping that is now being deployed to rehabilitate Nick and downplay his crimes and the poor conditions the kids lived in is breathtaking.
 
Remarkable how 10 months after Nick got arrested for cocaine possession and child neglect there are now people pushing the narrative "Aaron snitched on Nick", as if we did not already know plenty about who actually did the reporting to police.
The level of sweeping that is now being deployed to rehabilitate Nick and downplay his crimes and the poor conditions the kids lived in is breathtaking.

The worst offender for me right now is Nick's claim that the drug safe was always in an controlled environment, either with him while he was in the house or taken with him whenever he was in the car.

Nigger, the safe was found by the police during the raid while he wasn't there. That means it was in an unlocked bathroom in a house with five children in it. By his own description it's a small, flimsy travel safe. A leveraged flathead screwdriver would jam it open. Lastly, It's the easiest thing to disprove because it's in the very first report. He had to come back to the house and be all indignant with the cops like a crybaby bitch because they already found his drugs and starved children before he could cover it up.

This coke fiend is either so swisscheesed he can't even remember what happened or he is actively trying to rewrite events already recorded on paper.
 
But just the fact that he’s white knighting these two and fucking with Aaron tells me he’s a degenerate loser.
Many people here have had to walk a fine line between pointing how ridiculous Aaron's alogs can get (especially Nick and Melton), while also recognizing Aaron is a dumbass who brings a lot of problems on himself. It's endlessly frustrating. Thus I certainly wouldn't equate criticism of Aaron to support of Nick.

What bothers me is that, in Harren's case, it really does look like Herren is doing Nick's bidding, and serving as his mouthpiece now.

Will is such a dip shit i thought that the TV thing was a goof and he was a washed up "previously on TV" type like Farrian.
Faran is actually back on TV though, in case you missed it.
 
What bothers me is that, in Harren's case, it really does look like Herren is doing Nick's bidding, and serving as his mouthpiece now.
Makes you wonder what he’s doing behind the scenes to help. Wil is a shady guy and always drunk, so I don’t think he’s especially discreet. Sure would be a shame if Nick retardedly entrusted him with any shady legwork or potentially ruinous information.
 
The worst offender for me right now is Nick's claim that the drug safe was always in an controlled environment, either with him while he was in the house or taken with him whenever he was in the car.

Nigger, the safe was found by the police during the raid while he wasn't there. That means it was in an unlocked bathroom in a house with five children in it. By his own description it's a small, flimsy travel safe. A leveraged flathead screwdriver would jam it open. Lastly, It's the easiest thing to disprove because it's in the very first report. He had to come back to the house and be all indignant with the cops like a crybaby bitch because they already found his drugs and starved children before he could cover it up.

This coke fiend is either so swisscheesed he can't even remember what happened or he is actively trying to rewrite events already recorded on paper.
Nick was busted with easily accessible cocaine in his house while his kids were there and he was not, he's admitted to this

One of his kids tested positive, and based on his behavior and inability to tell the truth, it's almost certainly an accurate test

People he knows in his community have noticed that he's clearly driven intoxicated with his kids, something verifiable by him getting shit faced ON STREAM, stating he has to drive his kids in a few hours, a timeframe too short to sober up in

Anyone who still defends Nick based on that alone is a retarded enabler that should be put against the wall and shot by the government in real life
 
Nigger, the safe was found by the police during the raid while he wasn't there. That means it was in an unlocked bathroom in a house with five children in it.
Here's another thing I haven't seen anybody else mention, and it really needs to be mentioned:

It's a safe, right?

Safes lock. That's the whole point.

Was the safe locked when the sheriff's department raided?

Because you may recall Nick was so obstinate during the warrant service that he made them bash down his front door. How improbable is it that he then willingly gave them the combination (or key) to the safe the coke was found in?

Doubtful they sat there and took a plasma cutter to the thing, or that would have been in the report.

Did Nick have his safe with the coke unsecured, in a home with 5 children (technically 4 since one was away at the time)?

Makes you wonder what he’s doing behind the scenes to help. Wil is a shady guy and always drunk, so I don’t think he’s especially discreet. Sure would be a shame if Nick retardedly entrusted him with any shady legwork or potentially ruinous information.
Yeah, I've... uhhh... heard things... 😏
 
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