StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Poly relationship?
Styx being all like:

 

[Laylithe]

Poly relationship?
Styx being all like:
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Ok but why did he spend months fucking my life up when I clearly expressed i didn't want a poly relationship? (Rhetorical, we all know because he's a fucking asshole)

 

[Vassal]

Egotistical sexfiends abusing and breaking down women to make it easier to include them into his harem? Where have I heard this before?

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Egotistical sexfiends abusing and breaking down women to make it easier to include them into his harem? Where have I heard this before?

Nick Rekieta, Ethan Ralph, Stephen Bonnell II. Amazing how the big names seem to dovetail with their addiction patterns.

 

[DogZero]

He wrote this to me in 2024 after telling me he was divorcing Liz. Instead, he fucks his wife and flies back to me to get some more fuck and tries to get me to be in a poly relationship with him and his wife. He does the tripod hold. This was a nice sentiment, no other man has written me poetry. Such a waste that it's meaningless coming from a lying two-timer who DOESN'T ACTUALLY FUCKING CARE.

hahahaha!!! what the fuck is this???

9th grade english homework or 40 year old white trash satanist romance.... Call it

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM RUTLAND
HE WAS DRUNK BUT DESPERATE FOR A FUCK AND
LEFT HIS WIFE. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
WHITE TRASH WILDLIFE, HE COULD BARELY HANDWRITE.

EVEN AS HIS RIZZ LEVELS FELL, HE COULD SEE HIS FUTURE BURNING IN HELL.

Adieu

 

[mickrussom]

She did seem softheaded, somehow. Hilariously, in their last joint video, she looked DONE with him. She looked as mad as a boiled owl. A few days later, he was drunk-texting threats from a States-bound Delta flight. That's the danger of long distance lurve. You don't get a good feel for how they really are. She may have had no clue that he was basically an agoraphobic case of arrested development.

Is there an archive of all the stuff tarl has deleted, that would be cool. I remember Tarl treating her like shit in collab videos with cooking and MREs, he was always trying to "teach her" - like his back woods ass can teach the cosmopolitan European chick "new things"

Ok but why did he spend months fucking my life up when I clearly expressed i didn't want a poly relationship? (Rhetorical, we all know because he's a fucking asshole)

What did he do to fuck up your life besides banging other chicks? Curious about all the ways you remember him doing you wrong.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Is there an archive of all the stuff tarl has deleted, that would be cool. I remember Tarl treating her like shit in collab videos with cooking and MREs, he was always trying to "teach her" - like his back woods ass can teach the cosmopolitan European chick "new things"

Once, he announced that he had just learned how to make macaroni. ??? At thrity-something? Not sure what he had to teach a woman with her own cooking channel. Also, he said something like his mom baked a tastier pie than his wife did. It wasn't overtly mean, but it was not very charitable.

But where does a guy who was probably raised on government cheese and dunks everything in catsup and cops to just having learned how to boil macaroni get off instructing anyone on cookery?

 

[mickrussom]

But where does a guy who was probably raised on government cheese and dunks everything in catsup and cops to just having learned how to boil macaroni get off instructing anyone on cookery?

His pride in destroying food with catsup sickens me.
and then there is this - his poem to Sam.

Hear ye! Hear Ye! The Great Lord Tarl of Warwick on Chasanna from Rutlandberg has hereby proclaimed is love from Dame Samantha Keister

Long after oblivion​

I swears to you my love is strong​

And I admit to all the wrong​

The things that I have said and done​

​

You are a beauty inside and out​

In you heart hope you never doubt​

Rise up darling like a flower​

Desperately love your inner power​

​

Maybe our time is ill fated​

But I'll still always celebrate it​

Maybe summer will come anew​

'Til then I bid my darling​

​

Adieu​

_____
- Tarl​

 

[Vassal]

Once, he announced that he had just learned how to make macaroni. ??? At thrity-something? Not sure what he had to teach a woman with her own cooking channel. Also, he said something like his mom baked a tastier pie than his wife did. It wasn't overtly mean, but it was not very charitable.

But where does a guy who was probably raised on government cheese and dunks everything in catsup and cops to just having learned how to boil macaroni get off instructing anyone on cookery?

I mean, I guess he could be talking about making macaroni from scratch... (which isn't even that much more difficult than cooking it, as long as you got the time and the tools.)

I'd estimate it's about as likely as an actual Ars Goetia demon not only existing but also forming a pact with him, though.

 

[Laylithe]

What did he do to fuck up your life besides banging other chicks? Curious about all the ways you remember him doing you wrong.

I had the perfect job for myself, and he hated that it gave me independence. It was for a company I loved, doing something i loved. I had to clock in between 530-630 during busy season and Tarl would frequently sleep deprive me by bitching at me for not wanting to stay up past 9pm while he plays the same set of garbage ass music until midnight and would talk loudly on speakerphone with Mel Bayon from NY, who "is just a friend" that he was "catfishing for nudes" who is "36 years old and too autistic to ever lose her virginity because she has too many hangups" but I've clearly seen the messages between them when he drunkenly leaves his phone unlocked on the floor and I pick it up thinking it's mine... he's playing the same fuckin cards he played with me and Liz "oh come be with me in my garden it'll be fantastically romantic" as if he's not a bloated corpse on his last leg of living looking to get into some Bonus Holes and Cat Turds. He calls his Discord server admin "Shortstack" while lying to me about flirting with her too and it's just gross. It's OKAY TO BE POLY. Stop trying to get people who are monogamous to be Poly; it's fucking nasty.

So, sleep deprivation causing poor performance at my job I had to quit because he kept pulling a gun out on me and assaulting me, threatening to kill me? He wouldn't leave me alone and just let me sleep. How about sexually assaulting me on a livestream in front of thousands of people? Oh, right. There's no justice for the poor, like me. It's totally fine that I've been accused of assault child abuse child abandonment, abused, drugged, assaulted, beaten as both a child and an adult. I'm just UNHEALED, RIGHT? It's totally my fault that my husband and ex boyfriend were communicating behind my back during all of this and yet my husband was deleting my emails from Tarl and it's just a great fucking time proving any of this in court when my lawyer TARL IS PAYING FOR. It's HIS fucking lawyer; Why the FUCK would he represent my interests when everyone cares more about STYX and his stupid fucking addictions. Keep sending him money to read the same fuckin news articles that Fox and CNN are gonna talk about, clearly it's funding great things like abortions and child abandonment and abusing women. That's totally the shit Trump likes, right?

He stuck his finger in my ass after I've repeatedly told him I CAN'T DO ANAL. I was sodomized as a child, I can't. He knows this. Every partner I've had knows this. He did it anyway, and it caused me to have horrible hemmorhoids for the next 2 weeks and again, made my job a living hell. I told his mother, who didn't give a shit that her* son was still sexually assaulting me.

He will pretend he's being helpful while sabotaging you. He will claim to love you while loudly disapproving all the things you love, from your favorite foods to your personal habits or quirks...he needs to make sure you know that HIS preference for smothering ketchup on everything is far superior to anything you could ever like or love, and he is ultimately always superior to you because he is a man with money and can BUY you like the heifer you are.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Laylithe,

I don't believe for a second that you never dindu nuffin wrong, BUT I also believe that in addition to the things that ARE your fault, Tarl is also framing you for additional things that AREN'T your fault. Even in the case of literal criminals, I take more concern with cops who frame them for crimes for which they are NOT guilty. Let's be clear, you've done some things you need to self-account for that you haven't, BUT it also isn't just a case of she's just paranoid. Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you, so to speak. He selected to target you because of your low credibility. Document fucking everything and catch him in a lie.

I'll equip you with two powerful pieces of information that I found in 10 seconds of research. Vermont is a one party consent state for purposes of recording OUTSIDE OF THE OTHER PARTY'S PERSONAL HOME and Louisiana, if you ever end up on that soil with him, is also a one party consent state. You are at liberty to record him with neither his knowledge or consent and it WILL be admissible in court. Proceed accordingly.

 

[Laylithe]

Once, he announced that he had just learned how to make macaroni. ??? At thrity-something? Not sure what he had to teach a woman with her own cooking channel. Also, he said something like his mom baked a tastier pie than his wife did. It wasn't overtly mean, but it was not very charitable.

But where does a guy who was probably raised on government cheese and dunks everything in catsup and cops to just having learned how to boil macaroni get off instructing anyone on cookery?

Oh I'm sorry did you not notice how he degraded her sense of self worth to the point she was deleting her own videos, not talking, not really posting, no longer shining happy but surviving with this drunken cheat? Once they got together the cooking videos basically stopped. Her videos were more entertaining to watch than any of his are, and she was actually teaching important things to people, sharing interesting ideas and beautiful art.

No one compares to his mommy, and no one ever will.

I've watched many of Tarls videos over the years and I genuinely haven't learned a single thing except that it's not my job to heal broken minds, lest I break my own in the process.

I can say is it's exciting to learn how to cook at any age, and encouraging people to enjoy cooking is good, but ketchup doesn't go on Mac n Cheese, ya filthy butt munchers.

Laylithe,

I don't believe for a second that you never dindu nuffin wrong, BUT I also believe that in addition to the things that ARE your fault, Tarl is also framing you for additional things that AREN'T your fault. Even in the case of literal criminals, I take more concern with cops who frame them for crimes for which they are NOT guilty. Let's be clear, you've done some things you need to self-account for that you haven't, BUT it also isn't just a case of she's just paranoid. Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you, so to speak. He selected to target you because of your low credibility. Document fucking everything and catch him in a lie.

I'll equip you with two powerful pieces of information that I found in 10 seconds of research. Vermont is a one party consent state for purposes of recording OUTSIDE OF THE OTHER PARTY'S PERSONAL HOME and Louisiana, if you ever end up on that soil with him, is also a one party consent state. You are at liberty to record him with neither his knowledge or consent and it WILL be admissible in court. Proceed accordingly.

I'm going to fly off the handle when I know I'm being mistreated, abused, and gaslit Exactly what crimes am I responsible for? Finding out the truth--I AM BEING LIED TO AND MISLED. THE MAN I WAS INVESTING MY FUTURE IN WAS COMMITING FRAUD, ABUSING ME, AND NOT ACCURATELY REPRESENTING HIMSELF.

Tarl, when you violated our lease by smoking indoors and I took the cig out of your mouth to put it out in my cup of water, why did you hit me in my ribs? I should've called the cops but you had just previoisly pointed a gun at me and threatened to shoot me. I never called the cops that night and I should've, but I was afraid. I just wanted to go to sleep so I could go to work and do my job so I could BE STABLE AND SEE MY FUCKING KIDS. But then when the cops get called because you assaulted me in my own fucking hometown...

I'm the bad guy?

Ok.

 

[Dirty knee growls]

just lol at the morons who think this is actually Styx’s ex and

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

He wrote this to me in 2024 after telling me he was divorcing Liz. Instead, he fucks his wife and flies back to me to get some more fuck and tries to get me to be in a poly relationship with him and his wife. He does the tripod hold. This was a nice sentiment, no other man has written me poetry. Such a waste that it's meaningless coming from a lying two-timer who DOESN'T ACTUALLY FUCKING CARE.

He has the poetic finesse of Ralph Wiggum.

 

[anscochrome]

His pride in destroying food with catsup sickens me.

Two common reasons this happens. #1 poverty, and the attempt to "spicing up" bland food. I believe Tarl had used this excuse in the past. #2 picky eating children who otherwise won't eat the food presented to them, so they are basically turning the food into candy from the sugar contained in the ketchup.
Continuing to do this habit as an adult is a sign of arrested development. Makes sense to me.

 

[Schauma mal]

He just weighed in on the Pope dying and claimed the Catholic church publishes the Satanic Bible. They don't, needless to say.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

just lol at the morons who think this is actually Styx’s ex and

It's thread tradition that Tarl's exes come here and spill all the tea and bicker with the thread when the thread doesn't take everything they say as the gospel truth.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Just my thoughts on this video:

His speech is somewhat slurred. I doubt that’s just coffee or tea.

He did zero research for this take. He doesn’t know Ratzinger is dead and that Francis has both lungs intact or his age.

He diverges from the point several times.

His hostility towards religion and occult shit is on full display.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Just my thoughts on this video:

His speech is somewhat slurred. I doubt that’s just coffee or tea.

He did zero research for this take. He doesn’t know Ratzinger is dead and that Francis has both lungs intact or his age.

He diverges from the point several times.

His hostility towards religion and occult shit is on full display.

One quibble. Bergoglio lost part of a lung a long time ago, and Tarl is still an inverted lolcow, farting against the machine.

 

[Alex Krycek]

One quibble. Bergoglio lost part of a lung a long time ago, and Tarl is still an inverted lolcow, farting against the machine.

Never heard of that but since I am Eastern Orthodox and not Roman Catholic I don’t really follow his life as much. It’s that I have only heard he has suffered from respiratory problems most of his life. I guess that could be why.

Again he sounds drunk and on Coke to me on this video. And remember I am a guy who usually likes his political takes but finds all the occult shit and the pirate cosplay cringe. Even I am saying this is looking less like like discount Sargon and more like Ethan Ralph.