DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hamburger Detractor]

If Phil had any balls (massive X), and if PPP brings up his psychotic fans, he should turn everything around and blame Kino Casino for opening him to a wider audience that included crazy incels. Phil was just a small time streamer, with a "special" curated audience of nice guys like Derich who would just chill and have fun times together. Then suddenly the Wal-Mart of kick streamers, with their massive audience of degenerates, come along and throw money at Phil to change everything he was doing and drag him into internet drama. Bonus points if Phil wants to also pre-emptively blame KC for his upcoming 2nd bankruptcy because they should have known he has an addictive personality with spending and they made their audience donate to Phil and made him go over the top with goals and begging. Or if Phil brings up why he needed to ban Derich when the KC audience has been proven to be just as degenerate and even Andy Warski himself streamed CP on 2/28/2019.
The only way out for Phil is to throw Triple P (that's what Phil used to call him) under a massive bus and throw all the blame on them as he quietly goes back to whatever the fuck he did 8 months ago.

 

[neger psykolog]

The only way out for Phil is to throw Triple P (that's what Phil used to call him) under a massive bus and throw all the blame on them as he quietly goes back to whatever the fuck he did 8 months ago.

He can't do that because not only is there no bus big enough to drive over PPP but also because he admitted to WWEC and changed his entire appearance and kept bringing up drama constantly. I am pretty sure at this point in time that at least 90% or more of the "old dents" have gone at this point, so there simply is no way he can go back to what he was doing before.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[GibMoneyPls]

If Phil had any balls (massive X), and if PPP brings up his psychotic fans, he should turn everything around and blame Kino Casino for opening him to a wider audience that included crazy incels. Phil was just a small time streamer, with a "special" curated audience of nice guys like Derich who would just chill and have fun times together. Then suddenly the Wal-Mart of kick streamers, with their massive audience of degenerates, come along and throw money at Phil to change everything he was doing and drag him into internet drama. Bonus points if Phil wants to also pre-emptively blame KC for his upcoming 2nd bankruptcy because they should have known he has an addictive personality with spending and they made their audience donate to Phil and made him go over the top with goals and begging. Or if Phil brings up why he needed to ban Derich when the KC audience has been proven to be just as degenerate and even Andy Warski himself streamed CP on 2/28/2019.
The only way out for Phil is to throw Triple P (that's what Phil used to call him) under a massive bus and throw all the blame on them as he quietly goes back to whatever the fuck he did 8 months ago.

Yesterday he got REALLY close to calling them massive beggers, and blaiming them for his current version of begging. But, you know BitchMadeSydePhil. He used wording like, "they ask for support harder".

But he stammered like he always does before saying what he really wants to say.

 

[HorseSense]

He can't do that because no only is there no bus big enough to drive over PPP but also because he admitted to WWEC and changed his entire appearance and kept bringing up drama constantly. I am pretty sure at this point in time that at least 90% or more of the "old dents" have gone at this point, so there simply is no way he can go back to what he was doing before.

DSP already abandoned his wife, he can't admit PPP never wanted to marry him.

 

[Digger10]

Does Phil look more consistently pissed off when he plays games than he used to? When people post images of his streams in this thread, he looks more irritated than I recall him normally looking.

Sorry to be a downer, but wouldn't this discussion about PWRWorld be better suited to the "DarksydePhil Fan General" thread? It's taking over the normal thread.

Pizza isn't a bad last meal. If I was taking myself out pizza is not a bad final option. In all seriousness this dude needs some serious fucking help. I hope God Emperor Trump brings back asylums.

As long as he gets a good Italian-style pizza on the East Coast

This guy clearly has issues. I hope this is an attention cry and he doesn’t do anything stupid. But he is stupid. Very, very stupid, so who knows.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't know how we reached the era of DSP fan where they are somehow several magnitudes more deluded and crazy than fans of the past who would do shit like perform Nordic pagan rituals to curse detractors, write fanfics involving a transsexual futa boxer OC getting beaten and raped by Jill Valentine or go through three bankruptcies and still support.

Does Phil look more consistently pissed off when he plays games than he used to? When people post images of his streams in this thread, he looks more irritated than I recall him normally looking.

I think the new camera setup where he faces directly at it revealed just how dead inside he looks when he plays vidya. Back when his webcam recorded his face at a 45 degree angle it would hide his resting "I'm about to suck-start a shotgun" face much more.

 

[neger psykolog]

Sorry to be a downer, but wouldn't this discussion about PWRWorld be better suited to the "DarksydePhil Fan General" thread? It's taking over the normal thread.

Sorry but trying to imagine some unironic DSP fan sped snorting a few rails of adderall and then doing this in his living room is the funniest thing I've read in months. I keep reading it and just keep laughing. It is far funnier than anything Derish ever did or any other dent I can think of by a long shot.


edit: it's even funnier now that I imagine the DSP prestream keeps playing on the TV in the living room while this dent flails around on his living room floor in pain
edit 2: it's even funnier now that I imagine DSP saying "thanks for stopping by derish" immediately after he hits the floor

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

At least Super Humman records himself doing stupid shit like that. If this dude really wants to get a boost on his channel he should steal that idea instead of bitching about Supercard.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Jace Connors vibes.

If shoot Jace Conners is a pigroach dent, well, I can only get so erect?

An hero is the ultimate 'sacrifice for this industry,' get on it, wheelchair, if you want to make a mark.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

So Phil’s moobs are growing. Quickly. Is this due to simple weight gain, or an increase in estrogen as his liver and kidneys break down?

 

[neger psykolog]

Does Phil look more consistently pissed off when he plays games than he used to? When people post images of his streams in this thread, he looks more irritated than I recall him normally looking.

I think the new camera setup where he faces directly at it revealed just how dead inside he looks when he plays vidya. Back when his webcam recorded his face at a 45 degree angle it would hide his resting "I'm about to suck-start a shotgun" face much more.

I don't really watch him gayming much but he looks about the same to me. The only time I have ever seen people say he looks happier are times like when he is playing the gambling minigames in Yakuza and shit like that. Otherwise he almost always has resting bitchtits phil face when gayming. He fucking hates videogaymes.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Yesterday he got REALLY close to calling them massive beggers, and blaiming them for his current version of begging. But, you know BitchMadeSydePhil. He used wording like, "they ask for support harder".

But he stammered like he always does before saying what he really wants to say.

He said PPP has a "schtick" (to use his words) where he begs and gets a lot of "support". He openly admitted to trying to copy that routine. He's playing a "character" when he begs.

When Phil started doing his king routine for a few weeks last summer, he initially made a lot of money from the KC dents. Phil saw $$$ but unfortunately has no ability to actually be funny or entertaining. But that success led to the prestream morphing into the horror it is now. Everything is about "support"---you asked me to play a game but didn't support it, I'll play this game/build Legos if it gets support, I want to eat pizza today but we need to hit the goals right now, I bought all these mics and cameras and other garbage because of your support. The FOCUS has always been money, but the actual content is now mostly about how much money he needs before he'll actually fucking do something on the stream (usually eat), and killing time taking questions waiting for that money to come in. There's no "king", just desperate, lazy, low-energy Phil staring dead eyed into the camera.

Oh, and then two hours of gameplay where he's basically bored to death.

The only exceptions are the days he has a mental breakdown and rants about us for an hour. Those are fun.

 

[detractorzer0]

Alright, stayed up extra late and had to clip this cause of how alien this was that it pissed me off.

So, I don't play these life is tumblr games, but I had been following along with Phil's playthrough in the background while I played other games. Basically this girl, Kat, had been coughing the whole game and this was never explained. The whole game has her rebel against her family and mention that she doesn't want to be shackled down by people. Throughout the game, her family, especially her sister and sister's bf are being overprotective of her, then you get to this scene revealing what she has leukemia. 3:15 to see the alien reaction, everything up till it is explaining what's going on. The people that actually cared about the story you can see in chat see this as an extremely sad and emotional moment. Phil's just completely checked out that he has no idea what just happened. Imagine coming to this guy to see the latest, greatest new games.


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Seriously, who the hell told Phil this was a good set up? His fat head takes up a quarter of the screen.

 

[Shark]

do you happen to know. or well anyone
when he got these giant rgb tower things, or what brand they are? I tried sleuthing through a bit, but just gave up. are these the things he controls with that ai rgb program

WTF, this guy really bought two

Signe gradient floor lamp​

for $330 each?

https://www.philips-hue.com/en-us/p/hue-white-and-color-ambiance-signe-gradient-floor-lamp/046677803513#overview

 

[Coke Zero]

He said PPP has a "schtick" (to use his words) where he begs and gets a lot of "support". He openly admitted to trying to copy that routine. He's playing a "character" when he begs.

When Phil started doing his king routine for a few weeks last summer, he initially made a lot of money from the KC dents. Phil saw $$$ but unfortunately has no ability to actually be funny or entertaining. But that success led to the prestream morphing into the horror it is now. Everything is about "support"---you asked me to play a game but didn't support it, I'll play this game/build Legos if it gets support, I want to eat pizza today but we need to hit the goals right now, I bought all these mics and cameras and other garbage because of your support. The FOCUS has always been money, but the actual content is now mostly about how much money he needs before he'll actually fucking do something on the stream (usually eat), and killing time taking questions waiting for that money to come in. There's no "king", just desperate, lazy, low-energy Phil staring dead eyed into the camera.

Oh, and then two hours of gameplay where he's basically bored to death.

The only exceptions are the days he has a mental breakdown and rants about us for an hour. Those are fun.

Phil ran off a good amount of his old unironic fans doing all the "king" shit and trying to imitate ppp. There's been streams this week where he has less than 150 viewers at a time. His channel is dead. At this rate he'll have streams getting less than 100 viewers pretty soon. You look at his youtube chat at any given moment and there's maybe 5 unique users who've chatted in the last 10 minutes. But as long as the money keeps coming in, Phil is completely oblivious to how much he's killing his channel in the long term. He could stream to 10 people and as long as they're hitting the tips goal he would still brag about how meaningful and successful his streams are.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

King of the 220s

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

Jesus Christ, he’s barely a person at this point.

You can tell he ONLY cares about "goals" and "tips". He thinks getting kills in cod for example will give him more tips thats why the only genuine emotion he ever shows is when hes doing bad in a video game or detractors are messing with his tips ie: dsp calling lex an "e thot".

 

[neger psykolog]

You can tell he ONLY cares about "goals" and "tips". He thinks getting kills in cod for example will give him more tips thats why the only genuine emotion he ever shows is when hes doing bad in a video game or detractors are messing with his tips

I've been watching DSP on and off for like 7 or 8 years now. I don't think I've ever picked up a single game based off of him playing it nor learned a single thing about gaming based on anything he has ever said or done. He literally has nothing to add and is objectively terrible at every fucking game.

The only play through of his I ever followed deeply was HL2 and he was fucking atrocious at it. Like unbelievably bad. And if there's a chance he's playing a game I'm actually interested in I just avoid watching him completely because he ruins it.

And it is his fucking career.

(I have learned stuff on here and seen detractors on tweeter say stuff that is interesting though about certain games)

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

This is why I believe the legendary 0 support stream is impossible. So unknown fucktard gave 8.88 afterwards. There's always going to be some loser attempting to support him.

as the economy collapses more and more there will be less and less of these weirdos. Lots of mentally disturbed people do the wildest things for attention. Loners have $ and need attention and thats where cult burnell comes in.