Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

This was honestly next level pump and dump.
First tell all your friends you will announce a strategic crypto reserve. They stock up. Then you announce it, prices go up 60% instantly. Sell, great profit. Cryptos implode again.
I miss the time when boomers saw crypto as some “new young people shit” along with AI. Now that the boomer menace is putting their grubby hands all over them it’s all gone to shit.
 
As a side note, they also dickride anyone associated with him like JD
Until they "betray" him, then they were always evil.
Even if the tariffs have negative consequences for the US (mostly for poor people), the orange nigger can't just stop them and say "my bad" can he? That would mean admitting defeat and that he fucked up. The tariffs are most likely here to stay for at least 4 years.
He can't, but not because he literally can't, but because he is utterly unable ever to admit fault for anything. However, he has done them by statutory authority (improvidently) granted by Congress, which could also withdraw that authority. Even a Republican Congress is likely to do that if the results are immediately disastrous.
 
This was honestly next level pump and dump.
First tell all your friends you will announce a strategic crypto reserve. They stock up. Then you announce it, prices go up 60% instantly. Sell, great profit. Cryptos implode again.
You're not the only person to conclude that:
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EDIT: ^ but more pithy:
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lol calm down, little guy. Sorry that there's people on this site that aren't alt-right manlets who have based their entire personalities on what Russian bot farm slop on social media said and that makes you seethe with rage.
Nigga, you the one that got triggered by a comment I made that wasn't even aimed at you.
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The retard is crashing the economy and my bitcoin investments.
I'm legitimately surprised that there are still people who think super-high tariffs are a good way to bring manufacturing back to America.

Like dude, America can't produce literally everything. There is stuff that those manufacturers have to buy from overseas to manufacture shit.
 
I am thankfully no American, but I'm not sure about Trump anymore. I like/liked him, and thought his inaugural speech was very very good.

There are a few points for my doubt:
Although I don't particularly like Zelensky I don't like how Trump and especially JD talked to him. Especially their accusation of his unthankfulness came across as very petty and uncalled for. Trump also seems to be more interested in a deal to get as much money for America then actually stopping the war. Him withdrawing aid from Ukraine now dooms them in any kind of negotiation.

The people he surrounds himself with, especially elon. Is the Doge stuff incredible? Yes. Is it funny? Yes. Could a non-retarded and non-cringe person that doesn't pretend to game 8h a day do it? Yes.

Him bringing the Tate's into the States.

Lastly, I'm not sure if the economy isn't going to implode with how many enemies he is creating.

Oh, and his crypro fuckery.
 
The National Reconnaissance Office (and several other civilian employing intelligence agencies) have recently been instructed to post less on Linkedin, reducing transparency and making it harder to find qualified candidates for hiring.

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The comment section is having a normal one of course
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Just in the ten minutes it took to drive my dog to daycare, I learned that the president of Mexico is suing Google for using "Gulf of America" on their maps, Trump is suspending aid to Ukraine, RFK Jr. is now recommending the measles vaccine, Canada and China have plans to retaliate against the US tariffs that just went into effect, and teachers are staging protests over the proposed dissolution of the DoE.

This shit gets loonier by the day.
 
Just in the ten minutes it took to drive my dog to daycare, I learned that the president of Mexico is suing Google for using "Gulf of America" on their maps, Trump is suspending aid to Ukraine, RFK Jr. is now recommending the measles vaccine, Canada and China have plans to retaliate against the US tariffs that just went into effect, and teachers are staging protests over the proposed dissolution of the DoE.

This shit gets loonier by the day.
EGG PRICES

WHAT ABOUT THE PRICE OF EGGS
 
Some analysts are talking about negative GDP growth for this quarter. I don't know how reliable that is, but if that's the case I'll be shocked. How's that even possible?
 
Some analysts are talking about negative GDP growth for this quarter. I don't know how reliable that is, but if that's the case I'll be shocked. How's that even possible?

People are spending less and companies are cutting back on investments due to an erratic administration levying tariffs against the country's three largest trade partners, seemingly out of spite, which will raise prices (or just make people more aware of older price hikes). There's no mystery to it.
 
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