DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Digger10]

And despite that probably one on the cheaper end of net weight of pizza per cent for the places in his area. He could’ve put in half an ounce of effort and leaned into the discerning East Coast Eyetie and maybe gone scrolling through Yelp or some shit, find a gourmet place nearby, get something fancy.

Nah. Extra large cheese with the bacon-wrapped crust and the chocolate volcano lava cakes *snort*

You nailed it. The dents deserve it. Eat the shit you asked for.

I wonder what Phil would say if people suggested he try getting food from places other than national fast food chains. He always gives excuses for not acting like a normal person and I wonder what it'd be.

 

[Pargon]

part 2

The problem with ops like this (which I think it is, if for no other reason than it means no one is threatening their own life) is that it’s very hard to thread the needle with how retarded your plan is in terms of actually getting Phil to react to it. Like yeah it seems like he’ll take a lot of bait lately but a lot of it just results in another cult broadcast reminding everyone of the state of peace in Ba Sing Se.

That and this is going to big dramatic sweeps for Phil to denounce everything to do with you and call you a no-load, I dunno

 

[Africanweebfighter]

I wonder what Phil would say if people suggested he try getting food from places other than national fast food chains. He always gives excuses for not acting like a normal person and I wonder what it'd be.

Idk if it's widespread in USA, but he tried some Indian FUSION Pizza!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

why does he need to watch his back if you're going to be dead in a few hours?

Never heard of zombies before?

Idk if it's widespread in USA, but he tried some Indian FUSION Pizza!

Funny thing is Phil did and he bitched about it. Not surprising that Phil doesn’t like something

 

[Digger10]

EDIT: Yes, I did recognise the branding on a bottle of bleach that hasn't used that design for at least 5 years.

What are you, some kinda dork?

 

[Lord_Point]

Idk if it's widespread in USA, but he tried some Indian FUSION Pizza!

pretty trendy, I dont live anywhere close to DSP and my city has fucking two Indian pizza fusion places that i know of. Its pretty decent but there was no world where DSP gave the thumbs up to anything other than authentic EYE TALIAN style pizza made by authentic 5th generation pollacks.

https://youtube.com/shorts/BRuE7C9jOIQ?si=iggSUGq2eBcHkbOO

 

[Jang Joo]

Bro turned into Super Mario for a sec

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What a chill stream.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

This is the same guy who said little Caesars was trash slop, but pick domino’s. Also, he picked it because of two things: domino’s was in the first TMNT which Phil totally knew and cares about like he totally cares about the COD TMNT event and not just using it for dono bait and domino’s now have STUFFED CRUST PIZZA! OMG it’s not like even other pizza place has this before.
Honestly, pizza is one of those things where, even if it’s a mom and pop store, it most likely will sucks. IMO only few people can make pizza right and doesn’t matter if it a big business or a small one, it most likely going to suck.

Just a reminder that Phil used to live very close to some of the best, highest-rated pizza places in the world and admitted he never went to any of them. Even when he was 15 minutes away in CT he said he only got dominos and pizza hut. Just a giant fraud faggot in every way.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Just a reminder that Phil used to live very close to some of the best, highest-rated pizza places in the world and admitted he never went to any of them. Even when he was 15 minutes away in CT he said he only got dominos and pizza hut. Just a giant fraud faggot in every way.

Dominos is authentic-style Itslian pizza, nudnik

 

[Nate Dingus]

There's a sidequest in the latest Yakuza game where you're trying to get a Let's Player to go out with your friend. It's a cameo by a real streamer.

An attractive Japanese woman talking about being a veteran Let's Player and how fun and meaningful it is to chat with her audience. There's a lot of potential there for Phil to have another 'just like me fr fr " meltdown.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Dominos is authentic-style West Coast-authentic Italian pizza, nudnik

FIFY

Edit:

There's a sidequest in the latest Yakuza game where you're trying to get a Let's Player to go out with your friend. It's a cameo by a real streamer.

An attractive Japanese woman talking about being a veteran Let's Player and how fun and meaningful it is to chat with her audience. There's a lot of potential there for Phil to have another 'just like me fr fr " meltdown.

That’d be hilarious. If you’re talking about Kaho Shibuya, she was a former AV Idol.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

Just a reminder that Phil used to live very close to some of the best, highest-rated pizza places in the world and admitted he never went to any of them. Even when he was 15 minutes away in CT he said he only got dominos and pizza hut. Just a giant fraud faggot in every way.

He really reminds me of when people travel abroad and only eat from fast food chains because it's “safe”, and never try anything local. I get it in some 3rdworldshithole country, but I feel he would do that shit in Italy/Japan as well.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

What a chill stream.
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Hello, peepul, my old friends...I've come to beg from you again...

 

[neger psykolog]

Just a reminder that Phil used to live very close to some of the best, highest-rated pizza places in the world and admitted he never went to any of them. Even when he was 15 minutes away in CT he said he only got dominos and pizza hut. Just a giant fraud faggot in every way.

I'm sure Seattle has some fucking amazing, world class restaurants and eateries besides all the nature trails and everything else. He'll never see any of it.

Fuck pizza nigga, there's way more to the world than fucking pizza. I get people might be in a pizza mood and that is cool and all but to just have such a narrow world view of "best pizza places in the world" is so fucking depressingly limited.

I remember when he did a livestream maybe 2 years ago and it was the first time he'd ever eaten curry, and he was eating it off of fucking DoorDash. I'm willing to bet there must be some legit curry/asian/whatever restaurants in Seattle and even closer to him.

Reminder: Seattle is only a 45 minute drive away from his house and he's been there like twice or some shit since moving to Washington.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Just a reminder that Phil used to live very close to some of the best, highest-rated pizza places in the world and admitted he never went to any of them. Even when he was 15 minutes away in CT he said he only got dominos and pizza hut. Just a giant fraud faggot in every way.

The guy went to Vegas and didn’t leave his hotel room or the convention center. He wanted to go get some cookies from a bakery next to him which he decided not to since “someone may kill him”. He was going to doordash then at one point. Lol he’s a agoraphobic at this point

 

[Nate Dingus]

That’d be hilarious. If you’re talking about Kaho Shibuya, she was a former AV Idol.

Misoshura. She's even introduced as the announcer for a fighting game tournament at a mall arcade. You have to break up a fight between two contestants.

It's like they wrote it to rile Phil up.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Reminder: Seattle is only a 45 minute drive away from his house and he's been there like twice or some shit since moving to Washington.

And he stayed at a hotel in Seattle for a ‘staycation’. The motherfucker brought a laptop and a DVD player to keep watching movies in the hotel room whilst Leanna was practically begging to have sex.

Phil is legitimately one of the weirdest human beings I know of.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm sure Seattle has some fucking amazing, world class restaurants and eateries besides all the nature trails and everything else. He'll never see any of it.

Fuck pizza nigga, there's way more to the world than fucking pizza. I get people might be in a pizza mood and that is cool and all but to just have such a narrow world view of "best pizza places in the world" is so fucking depressingly limited.

I remember when he did a livestream maybe 2 years ago and it was the first time he'd ever eaten curry, and he was eating it off of fucking DoorDash. I'm willing to bet there must be some legit curry/asian/whatever restaurants in Seattle and even closer to him.

Reminder: Seattle is only a 45 minute drive away from his house and he's been there like twice or some shit since moving to Washington.

Why would he need to do any of that? Phil eats only the finest, most expensive, gourmet-style frozen foods you can buy at Costco.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Guys I need the King's advice. I was at the store earlier and a black person talked to me in public. How do I correct this grievous insult?