Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Toji Suzuhara]

You can't really break those things as long as you're just using it to make waffles.

Psst, Zoe-zo, I heard that wafflemakers are great at making bagels. It's a secret trick that my mom taugh me

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Psst, Zoe-zo, I heard that wafflemakers are great at making bagels. It's a secret trick that my mom taugh me

but then they wont have holes

 

[NerdShamer]

but then they wont have holes

Pour the batter in a small circle?

 

[CallmeCicada]

Are you afraid of waffle maker abuse? Call the waffle abuse hotline today!
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@strawberry pudding did you get a mini waffle maker?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Looks like there's finally some good news for Zoe-zo

 

[Racist Parrot]

but then they wont have holes

You make dough balls then mold it into a bagel shape

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

You make dough balls then mold it into a bagel shape

do i boil them first like you do w regular bagels or is that a bad idea

 

[Justice Tony]

do i boil them first like you do w regular bagels or is that a bad idea

You watching the SOTU?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

You watching the SOTU?

No, she's just stupid.

 

[Axiom.]

do i boil them first like you do w regular bagels or is that a bad idea

I've never heard of boiling bagels before.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I've never heard of boiling bagels before.

It's an actual thing, and ironically, it's what jews do. I believe it helps with the texture or something.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

 

[Axiom.]

It's an actual thing, and ironically, it's what jews do. I believe it helps with the texture or something.

She does have the glasses, oy vey.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

It's an actual thing, and ironically, it's what jews do. I believe it helps with the texture or something.

Do those boiled bagels look anything like this by any chance?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

It's an actual thing, and ironically, it's what jews do

Is this “ironically” what Jews do, or “unironically” what Jews do?

It’s ironic because we’re poking fun at Zoobs for being a Jew, but it’s also unironic because this is something they actually do.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

It’s ironic because we’re poking fun at Zoobs for being a Jew, but it’s also unironic because this is something they actually do.

Ironic, because we're poking fun at Zoo-bee for being extremely jewish.

 

[Trombonista]

@strawberry pudding have you called maintenance and told them about the broken glass in the bathroom? If not, you should do that by the end of the month.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Well that confirms the Jannies know and are letting Zooble stay. (I already pretty much knew but it’s nice to have it confirmed.

Total Zooble victory!!

 

[Axiom.]

Well that confirms the Jannies know and are letting Zooble stay. (I already pretty much knew but it’s nice to have it confirmed.

Total Zooble victory!!

You should probably not say the quiet part out loud because there are others that aren't as lenient.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

quiet part out loud

If you look at pretty much any of the last 50 pages everyone has already been saying it out loud, I don't know why people are pretending like it's a huge secret still.