Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Is there anything Alex could do to redeem himself in your eyes?
He’ll always be a cow from now on. I don’t really know what you mean by redeem per say but he had an opportunity to get me to stop shit posting him for three days and he chose not to do it, calling these demands ridiculous (when they aren’t really that ridiculous)

I have calmed down and reconsidered my peace talks Alex, here is my offer.

1) sing @CallmeCicada ’s song. The full song and honestly try your best.
2) make a video telling your parents how you jack off to your own drawings of amputee lolis.
3) make a full list of all the amputee loli’s you have jerked off to, including their names and the show they come from. Write this list down by hand, take photos of this list, post the list, then make a video saying a prayer to Odin and chuck the list into a fire.

In exchange: I will not shit post in this thread one day for each demand met (3 days total) BUT ONLY if all three demands are met.
He already sang the song. He said the other 2 were ridiculous despite his parents supposedly already knowing he jerks it to amputee lolis, he just had to put it on film.

The list of his jerks is basically already captured several places in the thread and whatever website it was. He just had to write it by hand which I guess is the hard part of all that and the rest of the demand was easy.
 
I was reading the Zoey thread, and that got me thinking:
Is there anything Alex could do to redeem himself in your eyes?
Idk, I wasn't there for much of Zoey's thread, but I don't think Zoey ever pushed her fetish for armless children in bondage into people's faces.
What Alex would have to do for me to see him as a normal functioning member of society would be for him to be able to curb his fetishes, and stop them from controlling his life. He's unable to do that, he's admitted as such. He'd also need to get a job, but he probably can't do most jobs. He is extremely unintelligent and can't take basic instructions, even from his own parents (who he has screamed at over his ear infection, which he probably caused himself.)
Also, the reason why people give so much charitability to Zoey is because she seems to have a had a troubled child-hood, and is still just 19. That's a very good sob story. On the other hand, Alex hasn't had much issues in his personal life, he's just retarded. Like, really, really retarded. I really should've tried baiting him into doing an IQ test when he was still actively engaging with the farms, it would've been funny.
 
I was reading the Zoey thread, and that got me thinking:
Is there anything Alex could do to redeem himself in your eyes?
This question has probably been asked before but 1.I am too lazy to find it 2.I feel like now, that the thread is moving slower, it is a better time to ask it.
No.
Also, the reason why people give so much charitability to Zoey is because she seems to have a had a troubled child-hood
As the resident Zoo-ologist here, yes she did. Her mother was injured right in front of her when she was 6, both of her parents dated a felon, her mother's felon ex-boyfriend (allegedly) molested her when she was a pre-teen, etc.

Zoey is also not a pedophile, her interest in that weird fujoshi series seems to be just be a culmination of autism and being socially stuck in middle school, as opposed to Alex's degenerate fetishism.
 
He'd also need to get a job, but he probably can't do most jobs. He is extremely unintelligent and can't take basic instructions, even from his own parents (who he has screamed at over his ear infection, which he probably caused himself.)
He tried to go to college. For some reason instead of trying to get a real job he had these crazy architect delusions that I am guessing his parents funded. Personally, I am guessing his visionary architect dreams died when he started getting his ear infection a few months later.
As for me with my future. I'm looking into taking courses about Architecture and am hoping to remodel the ugly post modernist looking world with something more traditional because from what I could tell, ugly soviet style and glass buildings end up looking like eyesores that could badly influence people's behaviors. Do you even put as much effort as me on finding an actual job yourself? I want you to answer my question. What other job do you have besides making shitty rap music? You're too scared to even rebel against the Zionist system that's forced down into your throat against your will. I get ridiculed by a bunch of people for even questioning the Zionist narrative, many people wanted me killed because of it, especially those with loli and furry profile pictures. Despite all their allegations they say against me. I will continue to preach that their government has been waging psychological warfare on them for well over a century.
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I'm about to enroll in an architecture course which will cost 10s of thousands of dollars. If anyone is an experienced architect what is something we could share?
However, Alex now wants you to know that not only was college easy, but it was also going to troon him out.
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Ok. Cool.

Turns out I am smarter than college graduates. And to let you know, Entry Level Calculus is super easy to me.
Fuck paying for more social engineering. If you go to college, not only will you be debt but you would also troon out.
 
I was reading the Zoey thread, and that got me thinking:
Is there anything Alex could do to redeem himself in your eyes?
This question has probably been asked before but 1.I am too lazy to find it 2.I feel like now, that the thread is moving slower, it is a better time to ask it.
Hell no. You can't claim to not be a pedophile after playing dozens of lolicon VNs while you were in your 20s all the while also (accurately) saying that lolicons are pedophiles for years. Lolicon is also illegal in Canada no ifs and buts, unlike in the US (although in most cases they don't prosdcute you for that), so this guy was also commiting a crime, and there's an extremely high chance that he was doing so knowingly
 
He tried to go to college. For some reason instead of trying to get a real job he had these crazy architect delusions that I am guessing his parents funded. Personally, I am guessing his visionary architect dreams died when he started getting his ear infection a few months later.
Is it possible the ear infection went to his brain and that's what tarded him?
 
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Nobody has permission to feed my artwork to AI, but some people did that, should I take them to court over this?


Is there anything Alex could do to redeem himself in your eyes?

To be redeemed, you have to acknowledge that what you're doing is wrong, he doesn't. Although, he did when he was active on the Farms from what I've seen...

Lolicon is illegal in most countries and for good reason. It's a really creepy form of hentai and it's a gateway to more depraved forms of CSAM materials. It should remain illegal for those reasons.
500 year old that looks like a child is still very creepy. The amount of loopholes people would go to in order to defend this shit is absolutely disgusting.

Which is why it's so frustrating seeing him now, he's probably seen what these people are like from his activities on the Farms, but now it seems like he's purposely turning a blind eye to all of it

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trannies rape children,
There's countless proof of it.
Trannies could potentially kill another tranny just by slightly disagreeing with them because they're so lightly thin skinned.


Even after he's been exposed by Kiwi Farms, he has some videos where he somewhat acknowledges his wrongdoings and self-reflects, so it does feel like he comes close sometimes, but it also feels like he always tiptoes around it or straight up doesn't mention his wrongdoings, and even when he does in those videos, he forgets he ever made them the next day

He published this video in the middle of the night crying and saying that he was going to get help (Already posted in this thread before)



But then in the morning, he uploads this video acting like what he said in the previous video never happened




So if you ask me, he'll never be redeemed. He knows what's wrong and right from his time on the forum, but he chooses to ignore it and live in a constant in a state of denial about his fetishes and everything else.

Even with all of this, I still wish for him to wake up one day and realize that he needs help and actually go through with it instead of returning to a state of denial the next day.
 
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Some more Chords of Brazil [II] highlights

A look at perfect masterpieces displayed on walls (which is what he wants for himself one day I bet)


Foreign Banknote Collection (Zimbabwe, Iran, Venezuela, etc.)



Medical treatment for my lovely sister.


Manga Overview: Ringo Monogatari (1977 - 1979)



Manga Overview: 5-gatsu no Ochakai (1979 - 1981)

 
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Alex is still being a pissy baby as ever. Again, you are far too autistic, far too egotistical, far too narcissistic, and far too much of being a bitch nigger faggot to become one part with the Hollycuck hellhole. And you're also incompetent, fat and very much stinky. Gay nigger.

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I thought it was just a mody anime of a BPD girl. I did not catch that it was posted from a porn subreddit. Why is reddit like this.

Alex, stop looking at porn. It's what got you in this mess.
Nonono.

Alex, if you get back back to Canada without Mexican cartels turning you into a headputee. Head to closest mental health hospital and catch most violence prone woman who wears restraints most of the day and needs tranquillisers to suppress her tendencies and screams that she'll tear your arms and legs off, leaving your amputated blob like body there for days at a time, that sounds so much fun doesn't it?
 
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Alex is still being a pissy baby as ever. Again, you are far too autistic, far too egotistical, far too narcissistic, and far too much of being a bitch nigger faggot to become one part with the Hollycuck hellhole. And you're also incompetent, fat and very much stinky. Gay nigger.

Gift for Alex :null:
"I want to be a director" then nigga you should've spent your money trying to go to a film school or making actual movies, instead you sat on your ass for the last 8 years recording your backyard, and spent all your money on vacations. He has no one to blame for himself.
 
"I want to be a director" then nigga you should've spent your money trying to go to a film school or making actual movies, instead you sat on your ass for the last 8 years recording your backyard, and spent all your money on vacations. He has no one to blame for himself.
Alex want to be a famous film director, artist, musician, architect, internet troll, influencer. writer, and much much more. However, he is not willing to put any effort into any of his goals. He definitely suffers from delusions of grandeur, as he sees himself as a master visionary when in reality he is a fat retard.
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I didn't use AI. Happy Alex?
 
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