Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

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As the owner of an Italian American nose, and the former owner of h-cups: the rabbit hole thing never even occurred to me, didn't even ask about the nose, I was just so damn thrilled to finally have "average" anatomy. These women aren't aiming for average though, they forgot that while they know exactly how the "before" pic will look, no one can guarantee the "after" pic.
While one person wants one thing. Another wants the opposite. It seems the grass is always greener.
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As the owner of an Italian American nose, and the former owner of h-cups: the rabbit hole thing never even occurred to me, didn't even ask about the nose, I was just so damn thrilled to finally have "average" anatomy. These women aren't aiming for average though, they forgot that while they know exactly how the "before" pic will look, no one can guarantee the "after" pic.

If I got involved with a girl and all was going well and then she told me she used to have huge breasts, I wouldn't be able to continue the relationship. It would be the ultimate "Look at what you could've won". I'd probably have to hold the tears back when you told me.
 
If I got involved with a girl and all was going well and then she told me she used to have huge breasts, I wouldn't be able to continue the relationship. It would be the ultimate "Look at what you could've won". I'd probably have to hold the tears back when you told me.
And you'd save me the time and trouble of finding out my partner cared more about my appearance than comfort. I guess that was my point though: if the goal is functional I don't think there's a risk of wanting more purely cosmetic procedures
 
If I got involved with a girl and all was going well and then she told me she used to have huge breasts, I wouldn't be able to continue the relationship. It would be the ultimate "Look at what you could've won". I'd probably have to hold the tears back when you told me.
If I got involved with a guy and all was going well and then he told me he used to have hair....
 
And you'd save me the time and trouble of finding out my partner cared more about my appearance than comfort. I guess that was my point though: if the goal is functional I don't think there's a risk of wanting more purely cosmetic procedures

I’m a lot more plastic surgery positive than a lot of folks I think, despite not having gone under the knife myself. When the outcome is bad I’ll roast it. When the outcome is great I’ll praise it.

Some notable examples of great plastic surgery:

- Blake lively’s nose job was actually an incredibly impressive feat by the plastic surgeon. Uniformly “shrinking” a nose like that instead of, for example, getting rid of a hump, is apparently very hard

- Kristen Wiig’s lower facelift truly took at least a decade off her face and got rid of her double chin. I’m sure it was an enormous boost to her confidence.

- Lindsay Lohan was looking overdone a few years ago but whoever did her most lower face lift and mild filler work did a great job. Her lips are still ever so slightly duckish but I think she looks phenomenal especially given her trouble with addiction.

- Scarlett Johansson has had a number of anti aging procedures as well as a nose job and I think she looks great.

And so on and so forth.
 
Lindsay Lohan was looking overdone a few years ago but whoever did her most lower face lift and mild filler work did a great job. Her lips are still ever so slightly duckish but I think she looks phenomenal especially given her trouble with addiction.
From what I hear it was an experimental 6 figure procedure. Considering the pricetag. I expect that they grow a younger clone of you then steal their face.
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If he didn't tell you would you assume he's just a skinhead or possibly a monk?
Wouldn't a more accurate comparison would be to say you used to have an 8 incher, but it was uncomfortable stuffing it down your pant leg all the time, you couldn't wear what you wanted, it was chafing all the time so you got a reduction to 4 inches. But you still love me right?
 
From what I hear it was an experimental 6 figure procedure. Considering the pricetag. I expect that they grow a younger clone of you then steal their face.
I'm more surprised she could even afford it, last time I heard about her was some girls in college saying she was working as a high-end escort for some german boomer. Looking at wikipedia she has done fuck all since the late 00's, minor parts and roles in bad movies, apparently just got some relevance because of some netflix tv-movie christmas flik and a crappy romcom with a couple nobodies, guess that's enough to pay for this? or maybe disney is bankrolling the surgery since they need her to look decent for the nostalgiabait that's the new freaky friday movie?
 
I'm more surprised she could even afford it, last time I heard about her was some girls in college saying she was working as a high-end escort for some german boomer. Looking at wikipedia she has done fuck all since the late 00's, minor parts and roles in bad movies, apparently just got some relevance because of some netflix tv-movie christmas flik and a crappy romcom with a couple nobodies, guess that's enough to pay for this? or maybe disney is bankrolling the surgery since they need her to look decent for the nostalgiabait that's the new freaky friday movie?
Yachting/Escorting isn't only to make money for the time being. It's also a way to find a wealthy benefactor that will marry you. Often for celebrity women, the fact rich guys may have had a crush on you in their youth is a big factor. It's like they got to marry the dream girl of their teens.
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Yachting/Escorting isn't only to make money for the time being. It's also a way to find a wealthy benefactor that will marry you. Often for celebrity women, the fact rich guys may have had a crush on you in their youth is a big factor. It's like they got to marry the dream girl of their teens.
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Back when I was in highschool she was known to be an even bigger whore than Paris Hilton and Britney put together, and if she went to dubai as an escort you just know muslims literally shat on her. And this guy goes and marry her, sure he's not even close to billionaire but come on bro you can do better...
 
Back when I was in highschool she was known to be an even bigger whore than Paris Hilton and Britney put together, and if she went to dubai as an escort you just know muslims literally shat on her. And this guy goes and marry her, sure he's not even close to billionaire but come on bro you can do better...
To some Men, shes the IT girl. It doesn't matter what shes done, when they were younger, Lindsay Lohan was the shit. Like Pamela Anderson is like almost 60 now? And most older Men would get with Pamela Anderson if she showed up at the door, because when they were young, she was the it girl. I think it's a psychological imprint thing.
 
To some Men, shes the IT girl.
Yeah I know, there was a fat guy in my college door who was nuts for her.
It doesn't matter what shes done
It does, that fat guy? she dropped her hard when she went full-whore...
when they were younger, Lindsay Lohan was the shit
...which takes me to this, was she ever "the shit"? I frankly don't recall any other millennial actress that crashed as fast and as hard as she did, she was big for like a couple years with that friday and mean girls movies then went almost immediately to shit. Don't know if she was actually an IT girl, I remember she was popular for having big boobs and.........that's it? Emma Stone was more of an IT girl for a while, or Keira Knightley.

Edit: and of course Emma Watson.
 
Yeah I know, there was a fat guy in my college door who was nuts for her.

It does, that fat guy? she dropped her hard when she went full-whore...

...which takes me to this, was she ever "the shit"? I frankly don't recall any other millennial actress that crashed as fast and as hard as she did, she was big for like a couple years with that friday and mean girls movies then went almost immediately to shit. Don't know if she was actually an IT girl, I remember she was popular for having big boobs and.........that's it? Emma Stone was more of an IT girl for a while, or Keira Knightley.
Men obsess about Women, and will often idealize them to the point in their eyes, they are the same girl from highschool. Think of the stories of the creepy guys that contacted girls decades later they had a crush on in highschool. In their minds she is the same girl, she hasn't aged. She's frozen in time, nothing ever happened to her. Thats how extreme mens obsession over women can get. I'm not saying its that in this case. I'm just trying to draw a picture of mens thinking mechanics.
 
Think of the stories of the creepy guys that contacted girls decades later they had a crush on in highschool.
Yeah but you're talking about extreme losers not a millionaire from a culture that practically demonizes loose women. Most of those losers still obsessed over their HS crush aren't doing well, is not like they saved themselves for her more like they were permalosers and stayed as such, they don't have a nice job, a fancy house, a cool car, and women certainly haven't been lining up to marry them since they graduated, quite the contrary. I've unfortunately encountered men like that and they would obsess over any mid girl that gave them an ounce of attention back in school because that was as far as they got with women who weren't related to them. Its really part of their arrested development/failure to launch problem.

But this guy? he could literally buy a wife over there.
 
ut this guy? he could literally buy a wife over there.
It's not about buying a wife. It's about achieving the dream girl. And I believe due to his media input during his teens. Linsday Lohan was the "hottest girl in school" subjectively speaking. So it influenced him. I'm sure there was some guy in highschool that thought you were the hottest thing ever and would do anything for you. But conversely, he was an ugly loser so you would never get with him.
 
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I'm sure there was some guy in highschool that thought you were the hottest thing ever and would do anything for you.
I'm a dude bro...
But conversely, he was an ugly loser so you would never get with him.
Sounds like you feel some comradery with the ugly losers...
It's not about buying a wife.
That's what he basically did tho, doubt Lohan would've given his arab ass the time of day back when she was still rich and famous.
And I believe due to his media input during his teens. Linsday Lohan was the "hottest girl in school" subjectively speaking
So he never grew up.
 
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