Reddit Witches gather to discuss hexing Donald Trump. (
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Top answer, cut in half for comedic effect.
1. Problem with is we'd have to start ignoring Trump, and we literally can't stop seething. We enjoy our impotent 2 minutes of Trump hate multiple times a day far too much for that.
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2. Also JD "Elon Jr" Vance would ascend to the presidency followed by 2 full terms! Be careful with your immense power, witches
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Bardfinn, true and honest female/witch, admits that the powers of jannies worldwide have been ineffective on trump since The Apprentice aired
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They desperately want to live in Star Wars where one super evil guy is the cause of everything bad
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Inshallah, we need to recruit Allah or something.
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Most pragmatic witch reduces the craft to throwing a tantrum at people on TV
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TV made witchcraft look far easier, Kiwis.
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