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Oh shut up Dickers, as if anyone gives a fuck enough to go to your house, fat retard.
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Oh shut up Dickers, as if anyone gives a fuck enough to go to your house, fat retard.
Dickers home defense fantasyOh boy... (X/A)
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Not a gun expert, but this doesn't seem like a real one to me.
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It all started with DSP keeping a hatchet in his house next to one of the doors... The world truly isn't prepared for the lolcow arms race.Dickers home defense fantasy
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Guntling gunsIt all started with DSP keeping a hatchet in his house next to one of the doors... The world truly isn't prepared for the lolcow arms race.
What next? Biological weapons? Sarin gas?
This man is unironically following sleepy joe's home defense advice. It's safe to say he's going to shit himself and drop the gun if he touches off a 12ga indoors. He isn't going to have to worry about racking another shell.It's a Mossberg Maverick 88. No reason for him to have a folding stock pump shotgun though, personally I would get a fixed stock shotgun that is semi-auto. Primarily because if he doesn't shoot guns at all and especially if he hasn't shot shotguns before (even trap shooting), a high-stress scenario like home defense might mean that he hesitates to rack the pump after each shot, since he doesn't have the muscle memory for that. Yes I understand pump actions are technically indestructible, but I would rather have a semi where I can just spam birdshot down a hallway rather than pump after every shot.
Kinda surprised he didn't just get a turkshit shotgun. Do agree 12GA isn't a great self defense option for someone who doesn't shoot a ton and is horribly out of shape like Rich is. Wonder if he wanted the shotgun specifically or a fudd salesman told him to get it.It's a Mossberg Maverick 88. No reason for him to have a folding stock pump shotgun though, personally I would get a fixed stock shotgun that is semi-auto. Primarily because if he doesn't shoot guns at all and especially if he hasn't shot shotguns before (even trap shooting), a high-stress scenario like home defense might mean that he hesitates to rack the pump after each shot, since he doesn't have the muscle memory for that. Yes I understand pump actions are technically indestructible, but I would rather have a semi where I can just spam birdshot down a hallway rather than pump after every shot.
Is this numbskull really telling people there's 6 days left before he learns how to use it?Oh boy... (X/A)
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If it's a Mossberg, it has a tang safety, so his thumb has to go around that retarded stock to operate it properly. There's a reason they come with a traditional stock or a pistol grip with no stock at all, but leave it to retards to tard up a retard-proofed gun. Watch the retard get around this by storing it loaded with the safety off.It's a Mossberg Maverick 88. No reason for him to have a folding stock pump shotgun though, personally I would get a fixed stock shotgun that is semi-auto. Primarily because if he doesn't shoot guns at all and especially if he hasn't shot shotguns before (even trap shooting), a high-stress scenario like home defense might mean that he hesitates to rack the pump after each shot, since he doesn't have the muscle memory for that. Yes I understand pump actions are technically indestructible, but I would rather have a semi where I can just spam birdshot down a hallway rather than pump after every shot.
if you walk into any gun store in america and say "i want to buy a semi auto shotgun" they will tighten their suspenders and try and get you to buy a $1500 one. they just pointed at the $300 special edition mossberg they had in stock and he bought it because it had a name brand he recognized, it was cheap, and the shopkeeper glazed him for making a 'sensible, responsible choice' because pump action shotguns are considered to be the most reliable and simple firearm for a layperson in america next to a double action revolverIt's a Mossberg Maverick 88. No reason for him to have a folding stock pump shotgun though, personally I would get a fixed stock shotgun that is semi-auto. Primarily because if he doesn't shoot guns at all and especially if he hasn't shot shotguns before (even trap shooting), a high-stress scenario like home defense might mean that he hesitates to rack the pump after each shot, since he doesn't have the muscle memory for that. Yes I understand pump actions are technically indestructible, but I would rather have a semi where I can just spam birdshot down a hallway rather than pump after every shot.
“I’m taking training courses”Oh boy... (X/A)
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Given how unhinged Dickers has been as of late, theres a non-zero chance this is foreshadowing a McNutt.Oh boy... (X/A)
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Such a bizarre choice to get a pump action shotgun.Oh boy... (X/A)
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Pistols and rifles are easier to handle, shotguns are horrifyingly effective if you know how to use them and are not fat which Richard is.Such a bizarre choice to get a pump action shotgun.
I don't know shit about guns or home defence but usually people seem to have pistols or assault rifles.
Maverick 88s use a cross-bolt safety, not a tang. There's also plenty of shotguns further up the market that have both a pistol grip and a stock. It's a perfectly workable config for both pump and semi-auto.If it's a Mossberg, it has a tang safety, so his thumb has to go around that retarded stock to operate it properly. There's a reason they come with a traditional stock or a pistol grip with no stock at all, but leave it to retards to tard up a retard-proofed gun. Watch the retard get around this by storing it loaded with the safety off.
shotguns are also super common for home defense, even though a pistol or rifle is probably a lot better, like you said, unless you know what you’re doing.Pistols and rifles are easier to handle, shotguns are horrifyingly effective if you know how to use them and are not fat which Richard is.
I suggest Richard follow Sleepy Joe Biden's advice and just fire off five blasts into the air out the window.But guns aren’t very hard to use at close range in the event of a home intrusion, just point and click. They really are that simple.
This is literally the poor man's SPAS12, from what I've heard these stocks are universally detested as being the most uncomfortable piece of shit to shoot with and were only popular in the 90s when ergonomics were considered an luxury which is why you see it in GTA 3 and Postal 2Oh boy... (X/A)
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