🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[S.C.U.D.]

Yoobles is back on ajr's stream dressed as Jesus. Jet can't keep him down!!!

 

[Plasticise]

Nazareth is back on and has armed herself

Spoiler: THANK YOU

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Nazareth is back on and has armed herself
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It doesn't get any more pickme than a woman in a Jimmy shirt, but I'm sure Jimmy himself would be all over her.

At least she can defend herself from the mallet with that machete.

 

[I Am Not Really]

jet managed to log into his website today, looking to eliminate people.

it's been three hours and nothing happened.

one of the mods (@win) did two challenges for the streamers. first "salute for the longest" which gave away plenty of points to those online although what qualifies as a "salute" stretched the definition, as well as for the cutoff/exhaustion tolerance. this went to oddbod who went around 3hrs.
the follow up was a "love bombing" challenge which gave or took away points for positive TTS&SFX.

now at some point big_dingus turned his cam on to announce his upcoming stream which he planned for later.

mints took issue with this since there is a rule about only allowing 10min offscreen time or otherwise you have to turn it off.

despite protest from chat he kicked the man 30 minutes later (ELIMINATION).

the immediate backlash got put a cap on by forcing everyone to "thank you" into the cam for 30 minutes. all of them followed the instructions,

Spoiler: at least the ai had some sass

he enjoyed it...

since I can still edit. they want to repeat yesterdays "faction" game for engagements going by explicit key words:

Spoiler: his auto fellatio from yesterday

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I hate mints so much it's unreal. Why don't you go back to glazing Oddbod with TTS for 2 hours instead of these dogshit "challenges" and arbitrary bullshit?

 

[foam rolla]

Honestly, I'm enjoying Burts sassy Mean Girls bullying of people.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Honestly, I'm enjoying Burts sassy Mean Girls bullying of people.

His sex pest-ness is overdone but seeing Burt come up with a gay porn acronym for everyone who pisses him off will never not be funny.

Jon = Jerks off Niggas

Burt has a knife, but it's not just any knife: The brand is Buck.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

From an outside perspective, the biggest faggot in the whole s4 audition is this mints queer. Where the fuck did this dork come from?

 

[Blackstar]

 

[foam rolla]

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Spoken like a true Anal. Lover. Ex-husband. Bottom.

 

[anliteralidiot]

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weird milk looking motherfucker?
Who did he mean by that?

 

[Marche]

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The way Alex and his wife ype are so glaringly different, one of the easiest ways to tell is she calls him BERT

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

The way Alex and his wife ype are so glaringly different, one of the easiest ways to tell is she calls him BERT

Alex B uses voice to text, I'm assuming because he's too retarded to spell so he tries to have his phone do it for him. As for all the weird out of place words, his phone must not be able to decipher retarded southern heroine drawl.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

so she's gonna fuck a mexican

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEE

 

[neger psykolog]

Honestly, I'm enjoying Burts sassy Mean Girls bullying of people.

Say what you will about him being a freaky sex pest and stalker, but he at least fully owns the role.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

New pretty princess "tr4pm0neyqueen" who is currently very drunk doing a jigsaw puzzle and vomiting off-camera. Her Twitter is extremely cringe and not in a kino way.

She was playing copyrighted music earlier and muted TTS but luckily for her mods are asleep.

 

[Rolex]

New pretty princess "tr4pm0neyqueen" who is currently very drunk doing a jigsaw puzzle and vomiting off-camera. Her Twitter is extremely cringe and not in a kino way.
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She was playing copyrighted music earlier and muted TTS but luckily for her mods are asleep.

aaaaaaand she's gone

 

[Blackstar]

New pretty princess "tr4pm0neyqueen" who is currently very drunk doing a jigsaw puzzle and vomiting off-camera. Her Twitter is extremely cringe and not in a kino way.
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She was playing copyrighted music earlier and muted TTS but luckily for her mods are asleep.

She disappeared off screen again, then proceeded to return naked, plopped in her bed and got eliminated.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[skrod]

weird milk looking motherfucker?
Who did he mean by that?

Alex often says that Burt looks like a milk dud. It was a typo.

 

[Blackstar]

Greg's been having a good time!