DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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DerelictOnion said:
Surprising. I thought he liked being humiliated. Hell, being humiliated by a hot woman is actually a fairly common fetish
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I think it's more about attention than anything else. We've seen it before, when scorned paypigs come here trying to act like they've seen the light or were somehow elaborately trolling Phil the whole time. They'll usually try and get our attention and earn praise by promising some juicy leaks about their time as a paypig that basically amount to "I gave Phil a lot of money and barely communicated with him beyond that" maybe with a Discord or email Screenshot where Phil says less than five words.

Then we call them a retard for a few days as they desperately try to fit in, and by the end of the week they're either crawling back to Phil (most common) or they find some other community to infect and basically get forgotten about.

ICS is a little different since, instead of trying to come here (probably because he already had his dentractor arc the last time he threw a hissyfit) he went to Lex instead. But it was the same result, he got called retarded so back to Phil he goes. I think it's a mixture of two things that keep them crawling back to Phil. The Khet sized one is Phil has no standards and will basically accept anyone back as long as they pay/beg enough to satisfy his ego. The Leanna sized reason is basically sunk cost fallacy/pignosis. If they really cared, they could probably "shop around" so to speak and find another streamer they could throw money at and actually become friends with, but they've already poured so much time into watching Phil/they know the other dents that they just stick with what they know.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
I think it's more about attention than anything else. We've seen it before, when scorned paypigs come here trying to act like they've seen the light or were somehow elaborately trolling Phil the whole time. They'll usually try and get our attention and earn praise by promising some juicy leaks about their time as a paypig that basically amount to "I gave Phil a lot of money and barely communicated with him beyond that" maybe with a Discord or email Screenshot where Phil says less than five words.

Then we call them a retard for a few days as they desperately try to fit in, and by the end of the week they're either crawling back to Phil (most common) or they find some other community to infect and basically get forgotten about.

ICS is a little different since, instead of trying to come here (probably because he already had his dentractor arc the last time he threw a hissyfit) he went to Lex instead. But it was the same result, he got called retarded so back to Phil he goes. I think it's a mixture of two things that keep them crawling back to Phil. The Khet sized one is Phil has no standards and will basically accept anyone back as long as they pay/beg enough to satisfy his ego. The Leanna sized reason is basically sunk cost fallacy/pignosis. If they really cared, they could probably "shop around" so to speak and find another streamer they could throw money at and actually become friends with, but they've already poured so much time into watching Phil/they know the other dents that they just stick with what they know.
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Imagine if any of these forever online, lonely weirdos used the time and money to go pick up women or go on dates and shit.

Instead, bouncing around. Larping in a chat room with less than 100 people, of a fat middle-aged man playing with Lego. That's their idea of a fun weekend.

I can see into these faggots' heads. They need therapy. If you're a lonely loser...Put in the actual hard work to stop being one. Dents, you know that special feeling you get when Phil reads your tip? That can happen with real people! It's called a crush, and if you got game (or money left that you didn't give Phil) maybe they'll even touch you!!!
 
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RTU has bought a shitty shotgun, Phil has now gotta one-up him by buying a gat finally.

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FamicomGorby said:
RTU has bought a shitty shotgun, Phil has now gotta one-up him by buying a gat finally.

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I wouldn't say Mossberg is shit (that's the brand I can tell from that yellow plastic piece on the barrel it's sort of a sales tag) but this stupid fuck opted for the top folding stock which is gonna fuck his face up.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
I wouldn't say Mossberg is shit (that's the brand I can tell from that yellow plastic piece on the barrel it's sort of a sales tag) but this stupid fuck opted for the top folding stock which is gonna fuck his face up.
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Tacitcool stock aside, it's a Maverick 88 which is the cheapest shotgun that Mossberg makes and is basically one step above a turkshit shotgun.
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
Shrodinger's fighting game player - both simultaneously a complete scrub who has no idea how to play the game, and a no life loser who plays it every day looking for cheap exploits
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Hamburger Detractor said:
Sounds like all evilaj really did was just use Phil's own Evo strategy against him.
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Beat me to it. Phil is complaining about the game not running at the correct speed, being a shitty port, etc. Meanwhile, he has a very specific video about how he got 4th place at Evo because he took the time to learn the different version of the game while everyone else was an idiot.
 
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Sheriff of CWCville said:
Credit where it’s due, it still take that shotgun over Phil’s home defense hatchet any day of the week lol.
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The series finale we need for both lolcows is a duel to the death with their weapon of choice. It ends in a draw after Rich blows his own foot off trying to reload and Phil weakly tries to swing the hatchet but misses and it goes into his femoral artery.
 
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Hamburger Detractor said:
The series finale we need for both lolcows is a duel to the death with their weapon of choice. It ends in a draw after Rich blows his own foot off trying to reload and Phil weakly tries to swing the hatchet but misses and it goes into his femoral artery.
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Gave you a winner sticky for verbiage and blunt humor but let’s be honest, more accurately Phil would weakly swing the hatchet, drop it, the axe head would inexplicably pop off the haft, gain a vorpal property, get transported back in time and decapitate John Rambo milliseconds before he hits record to make the Thanksgiving video.

Because pigroach.
 
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