Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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This nigga buys shoes for $300 although he never leaves the house but cheaps out on dumbbells? These are trash cheap pieces of shit, but he's not gonna train more than once anyways
I mean, it's cheap ass plastic. It's sure more motivating to train with equipment that doesn't feel like absolute trash.
He's skinnyfat as fuck, the most physically demanding activity he's done in the past 10 years was slamming his chair into the ground. If you wanna start training and improving yourself, you start small and steady and turn the initial motivation into discipline. You don't need fancy equipment or fitbit or supplements or whatever else you think feels "motivating".
It doesn't matter if it's cheap ass plastic, all that matters is he starts working out regularly and begins rewiring and healing his fried brain. He needs a cheap $5 jump rope and a pushup/pullup routine for beginners. He needs to teach his brain that slow and steady progress beats instant gratification.
Which I don't see him doing because I bet the crack abuse has significantly reduced his neuroplasticity and he's as stable as nuclear decay.

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where were you on march 5 of 25??
He'll do just fine streaming CS2 and OSRS with 20 viewers. Doesn't need Remi the rat throwing 4 digit sums at him every day, making him feel some type of way in his own channel, which took years to build from scratch.
 
He'll do just fine streaming CS2 and OSRS with 20 viewers. Doesn't need Remi the rat throwing 4 digit sums at him every day, making him feel some type of way in his own channel, which took years to build from scratch.

You know what makes him feel some type of way even more than rigging and rat activity? Low view count and slow chats. He would legit rather have an active chat full or rats than a dead one without rats. He's frequently done a mass unban when he feels chat is too slow
 
I love Austin homosexually
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Watching the latest discord vod (thanks @Bruno Powroznik) Austin panned his camera to show he's not cheating in CS. Initially I paused to admire the carpet, then I noticed his shoe rack that mysteriously disappeared from the wall behind him since a week ago or so, and it's missing almost all shoes. He did ask where he could sell shoes, not long after he got out of jail.

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I’m all for an AustinGAYmes arc if it means the Chips saga is put to bed for good. Dallas is so fucking gay that he has ruined these streams for me. I would much rather watch Austin go on tirades on random people just trying to enjoy their game of CS2 versus the soulless forced gamba sessions from Chips “employees”.

Sponsor juice is fine, but the gambling is most kino keno when it comes from juicers from the audience.
 
Watching the latest discord vod (thanks @Bruno Powroznik) Austin panned his camera to show he's not cheating in CS. Initially I paused to admire the carpet, then I noticed his shoe rack that mysteriously disappeared from the wall behind him since a week ago or so, and it's missing almost all shoes. He did ask where he could sell shoes, not long after he got out of jail.

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The little bookshelf that used to be where the shoe rack is now, also appears to be missing. I wonder if he smashed it. Also wasnt there a recliner in there at one point?
 
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