Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Manuel Noriega]

I would like to congratulate everyone involved.

Beginning with the Veterans who knew how to organize things, to the Archivers working dilligently to document everything before it's gone forever, the Mods for making sure everything is as clear and easy to read as possible, and most importantly - us, the users, who at the root of everything, have allowed this to happen.

Godspeed, and Semper Fi​

 

[PaperRoads]

Hey @Lunar Eclipse Paradox just a quick question, what is the appeal behind amputee loli porn? Can you explain it to us?

I know that we'll never understand since we're pedophiles but why specifically amputee lolis? Is it that children aren't helpless enough to get you off you sick fuck?

Anyway @Schizoid Wife great op. This guy is a complete faggot. One thing that I would definitely like to see in the op is why his fetish is connected with his sister's cancer. Did his sister have to have an amputation as part of the treatment? As it is written right now it just seems like pointless speculation so I'd really like to know why people think that.

Don't expect a reply from him, as he thinks us asking him questions is "exploitative"

These were going to be my questions:

1. How important was Kiwi Farms to you?
2. Do you think you've done anything wrong after getting exposed by Kiwi Farms?
3. Do you see any of your current habits as wrong?
4. Are you truly going to volunteer yourself in a mental hospital when you come back home? (he said he would do it in a previous video)
5. Do you want to be redeemed by Kiwi Farms?

Do any of these questions sound exploitative?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Hey @Lunar Eclipse Paradox just a quick question, what is the appeal behind amputee loli porn? Can you explain it to us?

He made a video about it, here

???

 

[PaperRoads]

He made a video about it, here

Wow, I don't even remember posting that, it really feels like it's been so long since this whole thing started lol

I guess Post-nut clarity really it him hard when he made this video, too bad he went back to gooning to amputee lolis again right after

What filler arcs can we have in the meantime?

Right now, we have the porn bots side story, though it's nowhere near as entertaining as the videos and the kill list.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Right now, we have the porn bots side story, though it's nowhere near as entertaining as the videos and the kill list.

I'm still on the optional preservetube, van Hogendorp nobility, and Noushintou Hoshi mini-arcs, which are technically part of the story as well, and you don't need to go through them in order to fully understand the story, but if you're an "archive everything" completionist, be my guest.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

I am still waiting for a dedicated video for me.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=b_dDipf9umA

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't understand Sheldon's video. Is he telling people to bully Alex or not to bully Alex? He's so fucking autistic I don't know if he's being serious or sarcastic.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Is he telling people to bully Alex or not to bully Alex?

Yes

 

[PaperRoads]

Status / Archive

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You know what, Because of Fascism and the Existence of Porn Bots, Generative AI and "Made For Kids". Maybe humanity deserves to suffer an Extinction event worse than the Permian Mass Extinction. No other species are dumb enough for the creation of these things.

 

[bear hammer]

Spoiler: Text

You know what, Because of Fascism and the Existence of Porn Bots, Generative AI and "Made For Kids". Maybe humanity deserves to suffer an Extinction event worse than the Permian Mass Extinction. No other species are dumb enough for the creation of these things.

Seems like Alex is going full doomer mode over porn bots and AI art. Alex sees fascism, AI, and YouTube Kids in the same category and decides humanity deserves an extinction event worse than the Permian. The way he jumps from mildly annoying internet trends to 'we should all die' is honestly impressive.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I didn't make the list, despite my creation of AI Hitler? Didn't work as well as I thought it would.

Same :<

 

[PaperRoads]

Status / Ghost Archive

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I understood a lot of Climate Change predictions miss the mark, I also understood some people use this narrative to swindle people out of money. Doesn't change the fact that like all other things, Humans also have a factor in changing the climate, and such, Man Made Climate Change is still real. David Attenborough has made an excellent documentary in 2020 where he explains his experience witnessing Climate change and offered us instructions on how to reverse it. I haven't read the book but I am convinced it is as good as the documentary. However, corporations are greedy and want to suck the world dry for profit and gains. I know Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates and Anthony Fauci are weird but still.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I am working on an archive of the Flex Entertainment Discord server but is taking a while.

I finished downloading everything, but:

. This is every post on the Flex Entertainment sever, not just Alex's.
I am pretty sure that I posted everything interesting in my initial post, but if you want to look for anything that I missed it would make more sense for you to create a throwaway account and join the discord yourself. I don't think that it counts as cowtipping to lurk in a Discord with a throwaway account.

 

[CallmeCicada]

These were going to be my questions:

1. How important was Kiwi Farms to you?
2. Do you think you've done anything wrong after getting exposed by Kiwi Farms?
3. Do you see any of your current habits as wrong?
4. Are you truly going to volunteer yourself in a mental hospital when you come back home? (he said he would do it in a previous video)
5. Do you want to be redeemed by Kiwi Farms?

Do any of these questions sound exploitative?

I like these questions, and would also like to know the answers. Alex, you should answer Paper. He's being very reasonable, don't you think?

Video

I was looking up the Kiwifarms thing and I think they stopped talking about him.

I guess that's confirmation that he doesn't have an account.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Spoiler

Also, traditional art. This one is a redesign of Alex’s amputee catboy. Here’s him and his real form, on the right. Still not enough dirtiness and grime and eraser dust though.

 

[Glowie]

He has an incredibly gay, retarded face. I think anyone looking at this guy has two sudden realizations, one right after the other. "This dude's a fag." And then "This dude's retarded." Which one comes first depends on whether the person has better gaydar or tardar.

Using both radards the display cracks after reading "Retarded faggot"

Same reason why you don't measure gamma radiation, that shit will kill you.

Huh imagine that @CallmeCicada was added for calling me nice and she's target of tard duo Alex's and Arkomia's gayops.
Shit just got real. Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

[CallmeCicada]

tard duo Alex's and Arkomia's gayops.

He probably added me because I found his VNDB account. I also don't know who the other person you mentioned is.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Using both radards the display cracks after reading "Retarded faggot"

Same reason why you don't measure gamma radiation, that shit will kill you.
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Huh imagine that @CallmeCicada was added for calling me nice and she's target of tard duo Alex's and Arkomia's gayops.
Shit just got real. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Alex you're a fat faggot with bitch tits.
(You're cool, Glowie)

 

[Glowie]

He probably added me because I found his VNDB account. I also don't know who the other person you mentioned is.

Good reason as any since that find was ark of the covenant of degeneracy

@arkomia is an old forum sperg known to me and @Admiral Throbnelius
It's likely that he just tolerates Arkomia who took "criteria of scum" thing seriously, bullied Alex to get him removed from the list.

I forgot that Arkomia existed since there were many retards who outarded him likes of @Latex Catmaid @Fosteryou @Dansburst Studios and now Alex other Alex being @thegooddoctor

They're done. Put the disclaimer for lil' Lexxy to read. Don't steal, Alex, Kiwi Farms' public property, with strict security and no privileges for autistic pedophiles like you.

Spoiler: Original vs Redesign

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Note: Center halo is the referece for Ubi Soft's old logo before they cucked out into milking AC and R6, and maybe more shit I don't care.

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Also, traditional art. This one is a redesign of Alex’s amputee catboy. Here’s him and his real form, on the right. Still not enough dirtiness and grime and eraser dust though.

For some reason wholesome characters and better artists like you piss Alex off