>European occupation zone
Nah, the Europoids would job like bitches to bloodthirsty hillbillies from the mountains and rednecks from the deep South.
If WWIII broke out, the EU would "strongly consider" doing something, and then do nothing.
Also, you would only need one flag for the entire planet:

Wait... the username is "Clotheshangeroflies" ... what is an upside-down clothes hanger shaped like? A hook... and hooks have...
Fuck it, I'm falling for the bait. Mexico's military is a joke, even in Latin America, so WHY do they get so much territory? And where the fuck are the Russian and Chinese occupied territories? Or did they also lose and get conquered? I'm masticating on this bait right now, but I bet you could show this to TDS doomscrollers and they would go "oh yes it's so sad that's our future."
I love how Donald Trump pardoned Ross Ulbricht but is suddenly anti drug and anti cartel to the point he uses drug trafficking as the excuse to put tariffs on Canada and Mexico.
Also Trump fans and libertarians how do you reconcile this ? How are the cartels any different then Ross. Why is the cartels selling drugs enough to cause an international incident but Ross is a good boy who dinfu nuffin ?
Ross never actually killed anyone, even though he fell for about 7 fake FBI hire-a-hitman schemes, but he has served enough time in prison for that imo. Meanwhile, cartels like to invent new and inventive ways to torture and kill people, I consider them very different in levels of violence.
As a sort-of lolbertarian, I want to see drugs legalized and checked for quality by the state, but fentanyl is so lethally strong that it blurs the line between drug and chemical weapon. Something has to be done about it.
The cartels are openly hostile and violent towards the US, they even blew up that poor farmer with an IED recently. Even if they weren't, helping your neighbor with their pest infestation is going to be beneficial for you in the long run.