Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

At least Trudeau has shown he has more backbone than Donald. I don't know how much of a fuck up you have to be in office to actually help Trudeau get another term but thanks to that moron you have sitting on the Chair we're going to get another four years of Trudeau's bullshit.
Bro every time I see you make a post you're seething over trump. Is it really necessary to give your political commentary every time you post in the thread where we're making fun of a guy that spends all day arguing with his toilet on twitter?
 
So I'm not the only one who detects a whiff of TDS? Another thing he has in common with Man o' Pig, to go with the oversharing impulse. Has the ground thawed enough for him to bury his dead rabbit, or did he, y'know, well the Germans have a word for it, Hasenpfeffer?

Did the Pests ever figure out what Piggy and his slattern did with Toothless's corpse? Put it into a bag with some rocks and throw it into the lake, maybe? Is it buried on the grounds around the hovel? Did some neighborhood stray dig it up because lazy pig, or more likely Nikki, didn't dig the grave deep enough...
 
At least Trudeau has shown he has more backbone than Donald. I don't know how much of a fuck up you have to be in office to actually help Trudeau get another term but thanks to that moron you have sitting on the Chair we're going to get another four years of Trudeau's bullshit.

I think the last time we saw evidence of any friends was like 2022.
Canadians politically shooting themselves in the foot simply because they've finally been slapped in the face by their own limp-dick politics coming home to roost is maybe the single most Canadian thing I've ever heard. Sure, we hate the guy and everything he's ever stood for, but fuck you for pointing out we made our bed and are now lying in it, we'll live in that bed out of spite.

And nobody here cares. We're not fat faggots with bitch tits.
 
I would like Patrick to do more podcasts/interviews. The borderline-schizophrenic constructed world he exists in is more entertaining when he presents it from the top-down.
Podcasts would be nice, I don't think there's a lot out there that would welcome him that are well known. Smaller ones would but they'd quickly lock down everything for obvious reasons. He could actually make some money for once if he did his own though. Just think of how much money in super chats and shit he could make off of people calling him fat live. It's not like he'd have to repeat them. Just have them appear on screen. Bonus if he flips out on being called a woman. That would lead to more money streaming in. People could even say he's a VTuber because there's no way a real person could look as bad as he does.
 
Podcasts would be nice, I don't think there's a lot out there that would welcome him that are well known. Smaller ones would but they'd quickly lock down everything for obvious reasons. He could actually make some money for once if he did his own though. Just think of how much money in super chats and shit he could make off of people calling him fat live. It's not like he'd have to repeat them. Just have them appear on screen. Bonus if he flips out on being called a woman. That would lead to more money streaming in. People could even say he's a VTuber because there's no way a real person could look as bad as he does.
Pat doesn't get money from his online interactions. His wife makes the money. He wants admiration, and he won't get it from a podcast. That would only serve to remind him of how little people think of him.
 
Pat doesn't get money from his online interactions. His wife makes the money. He wants admiration, and he won't get it from a podcast. That would only serve to remind him of how little people think of him.
He barely gets any interaction on X unless it's childing posters. He now has to actively go out of his way to find people to respond to even if the xeet is months or even years old at this point. Limiting who can respond to him doesn't help him either. A podcost could get at least a thousand people listening/ viewing it which is far more than he gets on X on dozens of posts. The biggest concern would be the quality. This man doesn't know that he can use macros on Word, a program he claims to use a lot. I don't think he could set up his own podcast.
 
I think we have a new Patrick alter ego. Jefferrick S. Davislon.

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I think we have a new Patrick alter ego. Jefferrick S. Davislon.

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Tariffs on certain things can be pretty common even with free trade deals. Canada has a free trade deal with China but Canada still has tariffs on certain things. Other times an FTA will reduce tariffs. EU has several free trade agreements but also have some tariffs on certain things too. What America wants to do is trade protectionism.

Protectionism

Sitting at home xeeting from the fart couch telling American's to "rise up" and attack their fellow American's is rather stupid and would likely get him put on a list but with Elon screwing over Americans workers he likely wont be.
 
Did the Pests ever figure out what Piggy and his slattern did with Toothless's corpse?
You see that South Park Episode where the gay guy shoves the class hamster up his ass? Fairly similar only Rick is so fat it would take the lizard a thousand lifetimes to come out the other end.
 
I think we have a new Patrick alter ego. Jefferrick S. Davislon.

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Someone tell Patty that free trade agreements and tariffs aren't mutually exclusive. Sometimes free trade agreements simply mean there's less red tape involved in getting goods processed and then made compliant.
This like stuff anyone who graduated high school will know, surely, right?
 
Someone tell Patty that free trade agreements and tariffs aren't mutually exclusive. Sometimes free trade agreements simply mean there's less red tape involved in getting goods processed and then made compliant.
This like stuff anyone who graduated high school will know, surely, right?
Yeah right after explaining that Canada and the EU already had tariffs on the US prior to all this.
 
Won't lie, my ribcage has been shattered this morning at the suggestion Castreau has any "backbone" at all, never mind "more" than the New York real estate guy.

He has about as much backbone as our dear corpulent Fatrick. Canucks truly do live in a fantasy land of misplaced superiority, not unlike the jeets. Enjoy tariffs and MAID, maple childs.
We interrupt Patrick being a diabolical piece of crap to bring you him being really mad that Trump dared to make fun of someone.
This is nothing new; it's just an average Tuesday in the Fatrick universe. Making fun of someone is literally violent Nazi behavior, doncha know. Unless of course it's Fatrick making fun of someone, then it's OK (and very fat).
 
Won't lie, my ribcage has been shattered this morning at the suggestion Castreau has any "backbone" at all, never mind "more" than the New York real estate guy.

He has about as much backbone as our dear corpulent Fatrick. Canucks truly do live in a fantasy land of misplaced superiority, not unlike the jeets. Enjoy tariffs and MAID, maple childs.
Unfortunately it's not just the Canucks, libshits in the US were doing the same thing when zelenski sperged out and got kicked out of the Whitehouse.
 
Someone tell Patty that free trade agreements and tariffs aren't mutually exclusive. Sometimes free trade agreements simply mean there's less red tape involved in getting goods processed and then made compliant.
This like stuff anyone who graduated high school will know, surely, right?
Oh sweet little baby child, I am so sorry you are so uneducated. Didn't you see the "free" part in the word free trade? People with more than one brain cell knows that means trade occurs freely which the unconstitutional unelected president is not abiding by! We all know this, even the FBI knows this stalker. This is one of your delusions. This is why you're being investigated for federal cyber crimes. Prison stalker child, enjoy it.
 
Fatrick has had sex with every pet he has ever had since grade 4
That's disgusting. Those animals victimizing someone who's not even close to the same level of sentience, much less sapience as they are, and who sure as shit can't consent in any meaningful way.
 
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