Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

[Amberglow]

JaeBae is here to remind us that even though it has been a crappy year for many of us, at least none of us had to be the poor person who had to probe this Cow’s body holes for processing into the jail.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

JaeBae is here to remind us that even though it has been a crappy year for many of us, at least none of us had to be the poor person who had to probe this Cow’s body holes for processing into the jail.

If it makes you feel any better they probably just had her squat and cough.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

If it makes you feel any better they probably just had her squat and cough.

Yeah but someone still had to smell her and mop up the rancid vaginal cottage cheese off the floor.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Jail staff all having to use a comically large plunger to get her through the cell door

 

[Meelo]

Felony assault? Did she attack an officer? If so she's in for a world of shit.

 

[xivnuhranx]

Felony assault? Did she attack an officer? If so she's in for a world of shit.

Since she was in a medical facility (presumably) while she committed these crimes, she could have:

1. With intent to prevent or resist the execution of any lawful process or mandate of any court officer or the lawful apprehension or detention of himself or another person, assaults another; or
2. Assaults a law enforcement officer or other employee of a law enforcement agency who was performing his or her official duties at the time of the assault; or
3. Assaults a nurse, physician, or health care provider who was performing his or her nursing or health care duties at the time of the assault.

This is how Washington state classifies 3rd degree felony. If found guilty, a person can get up to 5 years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
I think she should be sentenced to 5 years, because it's the only way she'll lose weight. It's like fat camp, but less fun.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Is she vomiting in that clip in the car with her face in bag? What the fuck. I know when I'm puking my guts out or having an emotional breakdown crying my first instinct is to film myself and post it on the internet for attention. It's all so performative and pathetic it makes me laugh.

She just needs to put the bag over her head and tie it off. Do the world a fucking favor.

The human body is truly amazing and disgusting. Imagine your body running out of places to store fat, so it stores it in your tongue.

 

[negativlad]

Why is the little asian lesbian wearing headphones? Why are they so fucking cringey?
They're still so buzzfeed-coded.

Both Kristen and Jen are former Buzzfeed pet dykes. The Buzzfeed Millennial humor style was never endemic to the site, but a mind virus that reeks off of the girls and their faggy, post-demise CollegeHumor indentured, 2010-peaking contemporaries like Adam Conover, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Ally Beardsley, and all three of the McElroys.

EDIT: I realize now that you weren’t asking why they’re so buzzfeed-coded, but I hate that mind-meltingly soppy “heck yeah, dude!” email-from-your-coworker type of shit so much that I’m letting the tophat stay on for a while.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Great find, Timbit, that's hilarious. Watch Jaebae's stories from here on out, she'll paint herself like Rosa Parks (Roly Parks?) for this almost certainly. Come to think of it, I wish more fatcows got into more police altercations; I can only imagine them chanting how they can't breathe due to their handcuffs, though - to be honest - for them, it may actually be true.

Fun fact, they often have to use 2 seperate sets of cuffs, sometimes 3, that are linked together to arrest them because their arms are too fat to fully wrap around their back.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Jaelynn Chaney criminal case update:
Case status is “on discretionary review/stay”



She is being represented by a public defender, so she has demonstrated to the state that she can’t afford her own lawyer.


And now there is an order for a competency evaluation.



Edit: a word

 

[Baumstriezel]

Fun fact, they often have to use 2 seperate sets of cuffs, sometimes 3, that are linked together to arrest them because their arms are too fat to fully wrap around their back.

It looks funny as fuck too.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Legal idiot here and words can carry different meanings in different contexts.

In this situation, does ‘competency’ mean mental fitness for proceedings?

TIA

 

[Clotso Coof]

If she gets convicted as a first time felon, she'll probably get a few years probation and a small fine (like 1500 or something). The fine will be probated, so she can make smaller payments over the course of the probation.

But she's too belligerent and entitled to cooperate with probation for more than a few months. She thinks she's better than some lowly probation officer. Why should she do what that 50 yr old small-fat probation bitch tells her?

In this situation, does ‘competency’ mean mental fitness for proceedings?

Yes, it means making sure she's mentally competent to understand the proceedings and make rational decisions (in cooperation with her attorney). It's as much about minimum-intelligence level as about sanity.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Legal idiot here and words can carry different meanings in different contexts.

In this situation, does ‘competency’ mean mental fitness for proceedings?

TIA

The trick with these records is to figure out what the comment codes mean. I am on my phone and I found the Washington state list of codes but it was very annoying to go through on my phone and I feel like I’ve been missing something.

So instead I googled “washington court comment code "/ESH” and the top hits all referred to Eastern State Hospital as the location for mental health competency evaluations. So I reckon she is either being taken to or held at ESH (she lives in eastern Washington) for mental fitness evaluation of some kind.

ETA: I am very curious to see what her fans are saying in her social media comments, if anything? Are people asking where she is? Does anyone other than farmers know she’s in jail? What’s the general narrative out in normieville? I do not do SM so if anyone else could dig in to that and check I would greatly appreciate it.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Yes, it means making sure she's mentally competent to understand the proceedings and make rational decisions (in cooperation with her attorney). It's as much about minimum-intelligence level as about sanity.

Is it typical to conduct tests like these or did she already demonstrate that she's a retard and they're testing her based on that?

 

[Clotso Coof]

Is it typical to conduct tests like these or did she already demonstrate that she's a retard and they're testing her based on that?

Could be either. But any competent public defender will start with this request in a case like this to avoid wasting time on an insane or retarded client. I've seen judges in court (on youtube feeds) directly ask defense counsel if they've ordered a competency evaluation yet.

Punching nurses/cops in a hospital after refusing to leave is an indication there might be mental issues. Schitzo homeless do it all the time.

 

[Sharon Tater Tot]

What is this ‘stitch incoming’ thing.

From what I've gathered it means nothing but replaying someone else's dumb tiktok with your stupid, fat face superimposed over it, making the most punchable expressions ever. Unnecessary pointing optional (see Tess Hooliday).

Bodycam vid predictions:
- she will claim this is because of racism

While simultaneously trying to weasel her way out of it with white woman tears,

 

[xivnuhranx]

ETA: I am very curious to see what her fans are saying in her social media comments, if anything? Are people asking where she is? Does anyone other than farmers know she’s in jail? What’s the general narrative out in normieville? I do not do SM so if anyone else could dig in to that and check I would greatly appreciate it.

I checked through her latest YouTube and TikTok--nothing. She has a filter set up on her Instagram to prevent new people from replying in the comments.

 

[Printemps]

I checked through her latest YouTube and TikTok--nothing. She has a filter set up on her Instagram to prevent new people from replying in the comments.

Over on Reddit's HAESInfluencers sub they've found the jail records and breakup posts and have come to similar conclusions as us.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

God, if you're a Kiwi, please hear my prayers and grant me the joy of watching Jae become a convicted felon. Obviously it's unlikely her charges would actually be taken that far - courts are appallingly lenient these days, in my opinion - but ah, imagine! She tries often to style herself in very dainty, feminine ways (in spite of being a volatile hog IRL) so the contrast of her being a felonious wretch would be hilarious as well as complete and utter advertiser anathema.

Her easy traveling days would be over, and it would also make any attempts to get out of the social influencer game and gain real employment quite difficult as felons typically get the most miserable, backbreaking labor kinds of jobs. And given that her family have left her high and dry, she would definitely be at risk of homelessness as many landlords absolutely despise renting to felons due to both the stigma of being a felon as well as the fact that felons, consistently, do make for shitty tenants.

Don't know about the rest of you fine folks, but I watch this sordid tale with bated breath.

Of course God is a Kiwi! He created these cows!