Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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World in Scarlet said:
Trump on two astronauts stuck in space: "Maybe they'll love each other, I don't know. But they've been left up there. Think of it. And I see the woman with the wild hair. Good solid head of hair she's got. There's no kidding. There's no games with her hair."
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AHHHHH, where is the Trump thread!!

Posted here because re-hash of the old "Musk rescues the astronauts" hoax.
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The guy can not avoid being creepy with woman. But hey, that's what the Uhhmerican voters wanted. A creepy old man and his equally creepy sidekick.
 
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Elon Musk Is Officially $121 Billion Poorer Than His Peak—As Tesla Stock Erases Most All Of Its Election Rally​

Derek Saul
Forbes Staff
Derek Saul has covered markets for the Forbes news team since 2021.



Updated Mar 6, 2025, 04:20pm EST

Topline​

The world’s richest man Elon Musk, who doubles as President Donald Trump’s chief of cost-cutting, took a sizable hit to his net worth as the stock market shudders at Trump’s tariffs, causing shares of Musk’s multinational car company Tesla to flounder.

Key Facts​

  • Musk’s net worth fell by $8.8 billion Thursday to $342.8 billion, according to Forbes’ real-time estimates.
  • Musk’s fortune is now down $121.2 billion from its end-of-day record of $464 billion set Dec. 17, when Tesla stock closed at an all-time high $480 per share.
  • Down 6% on the day, Tesla stock closed at just above $263, some 45% below its end-of-day record set late last year.
  • Tesla ended Thursday trading at its lowest share price since Election Day.
  • The Tesla slump came as the S&P 500 fell 1.8% to a 2025 low as Trump’s tariffs on Canada, China and Mexico ate into investor sentiment.
  • Musk remains by far the richest person on Earth, leading No. 2 Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Meta, by more than $120 billion.

    Surprising Fact
    To put the $121 billion Musk lost in perspective, the 10th-wealthiest person on the planet, former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, has an estimated net worth of $118.9 billion in total. Asia’s wealthiest person, India’s Mukesh Ambani, has an $89.8 billion fortune.

    Big Number
    4.8%. That’s how much Tesla shares were up from Election Day to Thursday, a fraction of the 91% rally they enjoyed through Dec. 17. Tesla’s initial post-election surge came as Wall Street bet Musk’s near $300 million donation toward Trump and GOP election efforts would translate into a big win for Tesla, which would especially benefit from lighter regulation for its self-driving initiatives. Musk is still $78 billion wealthier than he was on Election Day, benefiting in part from higher valuations for his private companies SpaceX and xAI.

    Key Background
    Tesla is particularly sensitive to tariffs as China is the second-largest market for its electric vehicles and the company, like other American automakers, relies on imports from Canada to produce its cars. Tariffs “will have an impact on our business and profitability” considering Tesla is “still very reliant on parts from across the world for all our businesses,” Tesla’s chief financial officer Vaibhav Taneja warned in January. Musk is arguably the most important member of Trump’s administration as the head of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).

    Crucial Quote
    “Musk's involvement with DOGE and the Trump administration broadly may affect some buyers in the US and Europe, which complicates the setup from a demand perspective,” Baird analyst Ben Kallo wrote in a Thursday note to clients.
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Doctor of Autism said:
How is it that the French are just better than Americans at standing up to oppressors and morons.
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More recent experience fighting a tyrant. A stubborn independence, which you see in their relationship with other European states and the Quebecois in Canada. They idolize Liberty. Their national hero is a little Gaul warrior fighting the Romans. (Gauls are why French is so fucked up for a Romance language.) Their national anthem is metal:


Laughing Putin said:
I think the truth is that most Trump voters weren't thrilled to vote for him, but they felt Kamala was worse.
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That's where I was. There were two other factors:
  1. I thought DOGE would be a sinecure position for Elon, an out-of-government clearinghouse for employee gripes that he could publish as "waste" but not actually do anything. I call this DOGE 1.0, because it's more or less how it was originally pitched on Twitter. After the election, Elon and Vivek (what happened to him?) published an op-ed in the WSJ laying out a much broader and more active organization, which I call DOGE 2.0. When it was actually instantiated, it was unlike either concept in the scope and depth of its activities. This is, naturally, DOGE 3.0. In the DOGE thread, I also referred to these as DOGE the Savior, DOGE the Avenger, and DOGE the Destroyer.
  2. I live in a blue state so it didn't even matter.

Musk's email address was leaked a few hours ago. It's erm71@who.eop.gov. I don't know if it's real, and it has probably been shut down by now. But if everyone in the White House Office follows this naming convention, we can guess their email addresses, too.
 
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Between this and Eutelsat he's really not having a great time financially these days. Still mega wealthy of course, but he's tanking his reputation while also having his product seen as politicized in the eyes of other nations and thus a possible security issue. I don't why what's so hard about just trying to keep an apolitical image for his businesses. Even a lot of corporations are learning to tone it down with the gay pride messaging to avoid upsetting people that get triggered over it.

 
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Standardized Profile said:
More recent experience fighting a tyrant. A stubborn independence, which you see in their relationship with other European states and the Quebecois in Canada. They idolize Liberty. Their national hero is a little Gaul warrior fighting the Romans. (Gauls are why French is so fucked up for a Romance language.) Their national anthem is metal:
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France will always be based by virtue of what they did to those worthless noble parasites and the bloated, corrupt Church in their lands.

Imagine how good it must have felt to finally give those scum what they deserved.
 
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Bork Laser said:
The Republicans saw this and have used Trump and people like Elon to secure power while the Democrats flail about.
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I try to tell my Dem friends this but they just flip out like retards and claim I've turned into a Republican (I haven't). Hey, do you like losing? Keep doing the losing shit which is why you lost. Have you considering doing shit that doesn't LOSE?

[cue autistic libshit screaming]
 
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Sad to see how IFT8 went. The problem might be caused by the lack of pressure at that altitude making whatever problem there is worse. Seems uncontrolled vibrations are the bane of large rockets and large rocket engines.

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ADHD Concentration Camp said:
Im a homo and I’m banned for life on Xitter. I’m tired of stupid pretentious fucks like this home wrecker pretending they give a fuck if I live or die when they want to win an argument on Xitter.

All self proclaimed ally’s can fuck off and die.
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It appears that you've adopted a destructive coping mechanism for your own personal insecurities. What you fail to understand is that all adults are insecure and the things they say and do are just coping mechanism for that insecurity. You appear to be living in a delusional world where you're the only insecure person but keep in mind that only retards lack insecurities.
 
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Evan Kor said:
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It appears that you've adopted a destructive coping mechanism for your own personal insecurities. What you fail to understand is that all adults are insecure and the things they say and do are just coping mechanism for that insecurity. You appear to be living in a delusional world where you're the only insecure person but keep in mind that only retards lack insecurities.
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We used to kill people for double posting. We used to be a proper forum until we got election rapefugees like you fucking up the place.
 
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The Gene Genie said:
If you take Harris in a vacuum, as a candidate she wasn't really all that crazy one way or another, but she was hauling around baggage of the last 10 years in Democratic Party rhetoric + the unpopular Biden Administration.
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Not to mention the Democrats acting like the Bush and Cheney families represent the American electorate

Oxyjen said:
Musk’s rocket has gone wrong again and is spinning out of control, possibly to crash on Florida.

Seems like inefficient government spending to me.


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Listen it's terrible spending on those disgusting poor people, but Elon playing with his toy rockets and cars is justified spending because he's super cool like an anime character, like it's cool when guys wave around chainsaws like an inbred while shouting "Chainsaw!"
 
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Evan Kor said:
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It appears that you've adopted a destructive coping mechanism for your own personal insecurities. What you fail to understand is that all adults are insecure and the things they say and do are just coping mechanism for that insecurity. You appear to be living in a delusional world where you're the only insecure person but keep in mind that only retards lack insecurities.
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cute psychoanalysis.

when i finally get to the "destructive" and "delusional" stage, i'll take out someone who personally contributed to isolating, silencing, or ostracizing me.

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