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How long until the Pests worm their way into those DMs and discover their contents?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I searched xitter to find if he said it there, but instead found him threatening a fencepost with prison.
I also searched for fence and found this xeet, sadly the OG post being removed
Hate to say it but i actually teared up laughing at the mental image of some ONA neckbeard dressed up in a crude cat costume reclining on the fart couch as fatrick typed this, while another neckbeard wearing a bunch of planks on his chest loiters outside the hovel.
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It could have been a blog for all I know. I'm almost positive it had to be him because I think he'd be denying/the pests would be bugging him more about it if they tracked down one of his teachers and asked "Hey you remember that upright mutant hog you had in high school? Was he a fat retard then like he is now?"
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Uh oh, pig man gonna start challenging stalkerchilds to duels now
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Jamie, pull up that footage of Pat jerking his phone around like an autist while filming a guy who was already filming himself, and then scurrying off fatly.
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Piggy is such a toxic asshole he'd have a hard time getting a second, and knowing his reputation as an unprincipled blowhard and dishonorable liar with a long history of shameful crimes and dodgy associates, no honorable gentleman would ever accept such a challenge. What guarantee would you have that he wouldn't pack his pistol with shot or poison his sword? Who would ever be willing to police such an agreement for him, and if he could convince anyone to second him, why would anyone else ever trust that person?
No Pat, no duels for you, you're not worth it. You're the guy who gets stabbed in the back by a dirt-poor peasant, paid by your social betters to do you in with the same simple knife he uses to pick manure off his boots or carve scrimshaw in his free time.
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The only duel/challenge pat could win is an eating contest or biggest splash cannonball contest.
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They're still going at it!
And here he is explaining it all again.
And here he is explaining it all again.
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7 years and Jen still doesn’t get it. when you respond to every criticism with threats of prison over, and over, and over, again it becomes very funny especially when it’s your toilet. How can she not see the absurdity of it all. No sense of humor at all, and very obese.
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I used to think he needed to rub the fat out of his eyes so he could see everything better, but now I've seen him roll his eyes, fagily, enough times to know he can see properly out of them.
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leslie: successful in her field, also not fat
fat rick: can't even get a cheesesteak without being accosted by urban gentlemen, also he's fat
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He actually said "I always wanted to be the best father to my daughter I could be" without a hint of shame?? He really is just not a pleasant fella is he. Kind of on the porky side too if I'm being completely honest.
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No, little one. You simply don't understand the subtle humor of a stand-up comic like Pat. Enjoy prison.
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Not a great idea to be getting in duels when you're that big of a target.
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The thing about duelling. You only duelled your social peers. Those beneath you, you simply horsewhipped them in public. Or caned them. See the illustrious Preston Brooks of South Carolina and his caning of the yankee Charles Sumner. If we bring back duelling etc, Piggy can expect daily whoopin's and whippin's. I'm all right with that.
The only time I can say, "yes, slay queen!" is when Lesley plays curley-straight with piggy's tail. He is so deeply delusional in his responses... glorious.
The only time I can say, "yes, slay queen!" is when Lesley plays curley-straight with piggy's tail. He is so deeply delusional in his responses... glorious.
I think aliterate is the better descriptor. He can read, but has mentioned that he doesn't really do much reading. Probably because he has a hard time understanding what he is reading, but he can read. He gets confused by "Where the Wild Things Are" or "The Very Hungry Caterpillar". But he understands capeshit movies just fine. Go figure.
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Bluesky is where the hot piggy action is now.
Twinkle Teets! This is the last comment at the moment.
Twinkle Teets! This is the last comment at the moment.
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SWATTTing is a pretty terrible thing and I wouldn’t want to minimize it, but Pat milks this harder than most Jews milk the Holocaust.
He needs his own homeland. Maybe the UN can take over Hoolie’s and carve it into a little independent state, like Vatican City inside of Rome.
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I certainly have my problems, no fucking doubt. But thank Christ I'm not a FFWBT that argues with his fucking TOILET for MONTHS on end.
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Has the fat fuck even been swatted since torswats went down?
Surprised he hasn’t brought a civil suit against torswats, he’d win that one.
Surprised he hasn’t brought a civil suit against torswats, he’d win that one.