Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Salaryman]

There is still time to try and make things better by going offline

 

[CallmeCicada]

There is still time to try and make things better by going offline

Many users (including me) have been screaming this since HoS thread. I don't think he plans to, and imo we should stop saying this.

 

[PaperRoads]

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Why do these porn bots keep requesting to follow me. I HATE THEM SO MUCH! FUCK!

I kept reporting them but Elon Musk refuses to do anything about them. It's so annoying.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

A potential relative. (zoominfo and archive)






Even found a case where he was involved. (link and archive)

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Calgary police cyber crime squad credited with foiling camera heist​

Shattered glass covers the floor of the Camera Store after thieves made off with high-end camera gear in an early-morning break-in.

Cybersleuthing by the Calgary police online stolen property team was behind the bust that saw stolen property valued at more than $30,000 returned to the Camera Store last year.

It was just before 6 a.m. on Dec. 16, 2017, when an employee at the downtown shop found their store had been broken into. The store’s rolling metal shutters were pried open and thieves had certain targets in mind.

A total of $30,000 of gear — including a rare, $13,000 Leica M-P Safari — were taken in the heist.

The day after the store was broken into, police received a tip from the public, leading Const. Paul Teworte and his team to set up a buy.

It was than Teworte’s team recovered three lenses and one stolen camera. Five days later, the Safari camera was returned to the Camera Store, giving them a 100 per cent recovery rate.

“That case resulted in us identifying offenders who were committing multiple break and enters, car prowlings and thefts within Calgary who arrived from outside the city,” said Teworte.

Camera Store co-owner Julian Ferreira said he was blown away with how quickly the unit worked.

“We’ve had lots of stuff lifted, people grabbing things and running … and honestly, not knocking the CPS because they do an amazing job, but you know you are going to get lost in the shuffle,” he said.

“In this case, having two officers (with the stolen property team) completely on the ball … actively hunting these guys down was quite remarkable. It was an interesting experience and it made you feel like you were special.”


Const. Tony Hogendorp, a member of the Calgary Police Online Stolen Property Team prepares a vest before joining the team to execute a search warrant on Thursday, June 14, 2018.

The specialized unit is the only team in Canada dedicated to researching and recovering many different types of property bought and sold online and they work closely with the Break and Enter Team.

Const. Tony Hogendorp with the stolen property team said he recently ran into one of the suspects months after the bust at their station.

“He was released from the Calgary Remand Centre … and he comes up and he says, ‘Tony! I have to thank you — that arrest was the best thing that happened to me, I’ve been six months clean,’ ” said Hogendorp, who admitted he was surprised to hear that.

For the man, it was the first time in six years he had been clean.

“He told me he had a chance to reflect on his life,” said Hogendorp.

“When we arrested him for the Camera Store (break-in) … he lived a life where he was worried about being rolled just as much as he’s trying to sell stolen stuff. Now he’s focused to get out of the drug lifestyle.”

Tan Xuan Hung (Kenny) Bui, 60, and 35-year-old Justin Edward Ross, were charged in connection with the heist and remain before the courts.

 

[Axiom.]

If you want me to stop tagging you in Alex's nonsense, tell me

I don't mind, Alex's shenanigans really do sustain me.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I don't mind, Alex's shenanigans really do sustain me.

I don't know if this has been mentioned already and I hope you don't mind me asking. Do you know why he is especially upset at you? I am assuming he took casual conversation as friendship and felt hurt about it.

 

[PaperRoads]

White Rose / Crosshair Collection stickers? Does anyone know what these are?

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I used to print White Rose / Crosshair Collection stickers. Not anymore. Considering I realized they're the fascist propaganda machine that got me fooled.

 

[Axiom.]

I don't know if this has been mentioned already and I hope you don't mind me asking. Do you know he is especially upset at you? I am assuming he took casual conversation as friendship and felt hurt about it.

Essentially, it was after I told him to calm down about his pink triangle really. As soon as I began to be nice to him, he posted on my profile that he loves my music taste and how I was a good poster. I thought nothing of it at the time because he seemed autistic yet harmless, so I reacted positively to the things he said to me because I didn't know anything about what he was pulling; nor ever cared to venture out his posting history or search his habits on the forum. He never DMed me, surprisingly, so whatever he was doing was out for everyone to see if you need a reference. He was a serious poster in QnA who asked the most baffling questions, and I just thought they were just shitposts because that's how absurd they were, and I have the entire board on my notifications list. So, I frequently answered them because I try to respond to every thread, QnA is the best shitposting board, sue me. He always made my posts his answer to the thread because I was the only one typically answering them. Sorry if it's a jumbled mess but it really was my fault for not seeing the signs that were there at the time, and I understand it's not my fault for these turn of events but goddamn does really make you look back introspectively. It's a sad situation all around honestly.

 

[Not Funny]

Essentially, it was after I told him to calm down about his pink triangle really. As soon as I began to be nice to him, he posted on my profile that he loves my music taste and how I was a good poster. I thought nothing of it at the time because he seemed autistic yet harmless, so I reacted positively to the things he said to me because I didn't know anything about what he was pulling; nor ever cared to venture out his posting history or search his habits on the forum. He never DMed me, surprisingly, so whatever he was doing was out for everyone to see if you need a reference. He was a serious poster in QnA who asked the most baffling questions, and I just thought they were just shitposts because that's how absurd they were, and I have the entire board on my notifications list. So, I frequently answered them because I try to respond to every thread, QnA is the best shitposting board, sue me. He always made my posts his answer to the thread because I was the only one typically answering them. Sorry if it's a jumbled mess but it really was my fault for not seeing the signs that were there at the time, and I understand it's not my fault for these turn of events but goddamn does really make you look back introspectively. It's a sad situation all around honestly.

You are not responsible for a terminally online sped having a meltdown after his retardation is exposed. Nobody should be posting their entire lives on the internet for all to see. Especially someone with problems like Alex does.

 

[CallmeCicada]

really was my fault for not seeing the signs that were there at the time

I just thought they were just shitposts because that's how absurd they were

My feelings were the same. I was much less familiar. But I had the same feeling that he was some mix of shitposting and autistic, only one of the two were true. I cant say you're the only one guilty of not catching on sooner.

QnA is the best shitposting board

Truth, RIP @Fat Gollum & @THE SUPREME ONION

 

[LowlyPheasent]

There is still time to try and make things better by going offline

This would require things like introspection, self awareness, and common sense. None of which Alex has.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

White Rose / Crosshair Collection stickers? Does anyone know what these are?

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I used to print White Rose / Crosshair Collection stickers. Not anymore. Considering I realized they're the fascist propaganda machine that got me fooled.

Couldn't find anything on White Rose but i did find something on Crosshair Collections.

https://archive.org/details/the-crosshair-collection-march-2023-update

And yeah, it's shit like this.

 

[PaperRoads]

@dick brain

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Kiwifarms must depart from fascism and embrace transgender and autistic people.

Dick Brain exposed me without my permission. He needs to ask me for permission first which I would never grant. He will pay for it.

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Kiwifarms does not represent a last bastion of the old free Internet. It represents the new fascist project 2025 AI slop internet.

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I think KiwiFarms should apologize to me for Bullying and stealing my works. Proud enemy of the farms.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Alex if you do read this thread (I'm sure you do) bitching and whining about your art being stolen is retarded because it's not being stolen at all. Parody and transformative works are legal, no amount of tard temper tantrums will change that. Photoshopping or drawing up limbed parodies of your trash drawings isn't illegal. The generated images aren't illegal either. No one is taking credit for your "works" the only one dumb enough to want that creditted to them is you.

 

[Gravemind]

Alex if you do read this thread (I'm sure you do) bitching and whining about your art being stolen is retarded because it's not being stolen at all. Parody and transformative works are legal, no amount of tard temper tantrums will change that. Photoshopping or drawing up limbed parodies of your trash drawings isn't illegal. The generated images aren't illegal either. No one is taking credit for your "works" the only one dumb enough to want that creditted to them is you.

Now, I haven't paid the closest attention to this thread in the last week, but I think other people have also pointed that out, and Alex continues to disregard that in favor of sperging out harder.

More milk for the rest of us, I guess.

 

[bear hammer]

>he is still talking about KF
Why is he so obsessed with this site? Does he really just have absolutely nothing else going on in his life?

 

[PaperRoads]

>he is still talking about KF
Why is he so obsessed with this site? Does he really just have absolutely nothing else going on in his life?

Kiwi Farms was his main social outlet, and now that it's been "taken away" from him, he's lashing out against it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

>he is still talking about KF
Why is he so obsessed with this site? Does he really just have absolutely nothing else going on in his life?

No. He does not have anything else going on in his life. This is what he is doing while he is currently on a Mexican vacation. Instead of doing literally anything else, he's sitting in his room and seething at the Kiwifarms.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

>he is still talking about KF
Why is he so obsessed with this site? Does he really just have absolutely nothing else going on in his life?

He has over 300 threads on Q&A, all of which are better described as attention seeking. He literally has nothing else going on

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Mexico's such a cliché vacation spot. He could have gone for a more appetizing locale.

Like Haiti.