LGBT Chris's Newest Gal Pal Revealed

[Aldora]

I hope you feel very proud of yourself for taking such a moral stand.

LOL there is nothing moral about me, I just don't want us to lose one of the few remaining sources of Chris information.

 

[AA 102]

ARCHIVE EVERYTHING!

Timeline: http://archive.is/x0s0T

Photos-All: http://archive.is/JtJ8w

Friends-All: http://archive.is/JtJ8w

About-Overview: http://archive.is/Vod78
About-Work and Education: http://archive.is/xQdKa
About-Places She's Lived: http://archive.is/KESWQ
About-Contact and Basic Info: http://archive.is/Xtx9w
About-Family and Relationships: http://archive.is/aidmc
About-Details About Alexa: http://archive.is/LHxXx
About-Life Events: http://archive.is/zVxLy

 

[Poor Choices]

Well anyway, back to her.

She's apparently 26, she seems to be studying multiple degrees (and already did more than chris ever did), is relatively attractive, and is a Hillary supporter.
So basically the perfect Gal Pal in Chris's mind.

Which basically also means that the odds of her going out with an autistic 35 y-o tranny like him is 0.
So really, dont tell her anything about Chris, there's no need, its not like there's any risk whatsoever.

She probably knows everything anyway. If she's going to LU she's super Christian and hanging out with CWC to be nice.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I wonder if he let her cop a reach into the popcorn bucket, or under that to cop a feel

 

[GV 998]

welp, this girl is fucked.

I actually agree completely with @Aldora, leave her be.

But I think we all know that won't happen. All it takes is one ween or one troll. And we all know there's always one that's willing. ALWAYS

 

[Boundless Emotion]

So another Catherine Saga when?

 

[The Man With No Name]

This probably explains why Chris has been getting off his ass and using those skinny little legs to scurry to a university. She fucking works there.

 

[Mason Verger]

Hahaha que all the weens who are just pissy that they had to go see a kids Lego movie alone.

She seems a'ight, I hope Chris is allowed to fuck this up on his own, or honestly I'd like to see this work out a little. Maybe this'll get him out of his trans phase, her being a friend of Jesus and all.

 

[Broseph]

I'm sure she's only hanging out with Chris on his birthday just to be nice because it's the "Christian" thing to do since he's a lonely retard with no friends.

It's doubtful we'll ever hear anything about her after this.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Moralfaggotry has no place here, quit complaining.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I wonder if Chris talked her ear off during the movie or just stared wide eyed at the screen like a deer caught in headlights.

 

[Justlurkin]

Moralfaggotry has no place here, quit complaining.

In the same forum where two of the stickies are about reminding to not buy from chris and not troll chris.
I think reminding this place of what happened last time isn't necessarily a bad thing. The deed's done anyway. I just hope this girl gets out of this unscathed.

 

[JULAY]

This will last until Chris tries to ham-handedly grope her at some point. Every woman he's encountered has said that he refuses to keep his hands to himself.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

This is sort of another bland, normal thing.

Nothing like the other Gal-Pal nonsense or fake girlfriend saga.

 

[Boundless Emotion]

This will last until Chris tries to ham-handedly grope her at some point. Every woman he's encountered has said that he refuses to keep his hands to himself.

No, that was every girl he thought was interested in him. I think he did learn, just a little bit, from dealing with Megan, that when a girl say you are just friends, you don't touch them in a weird way. But when he think's a girl is possibly into him, like with the Emily date and Catherine, then he goes about touching them and creeping them out.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Maybe this'll get him out of his trans phase, her being a friend of Jesus and all.

Friend of Jesus vs friend of Dorothy. A fight for the ages.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris will be awfully disappointed when he finds out she's not willing to be a surrogate womb for crystal.

 

[Rokko]

Photos-All: http://archive.is/JtJ8w

Isnt Magic Mike the movie Chris hates and vandalized its dvd´s with drawing muscle-bras over the brute-male chest? Well, she likes it apparently.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

I just hope her life isn't ruined like Megan's. It's not always an accomplishment to have a page dedicated to you on the cwcki.

 

[crayolasword]

Guinness record holder!! Chris has caught a winner this time... oh wait... I just saw the category