The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

What would a hypothetical TLOU3 even be about?

Joel is dead
All members of Joe's posse are dead
Ellie is mutilated and traumatized
Abby is presumably dead since she ingested Ellie's blood and is infected

The only major character that's still alive is the bald pooner and I don't think anyone wants to play that game.
If I were in charge of the series, a Last of Us 2 wouldn't have even focused on Joel and Ellie due to the way the first game ended, but would instead have been another story focusing on a different individual or group trying to survive in the apocalypse. Maybe we get cameos with two wandering drifters passing by the new protagonists or some shit, but other than that they don't appear. If the second game did that, then there would be a potential format where you wouldn't need to focus on Joel and Ellie, but they instead painted themselves into a corner and are left with nothing for a third game. Which is a good thing, but like I said, I suspect that someone at Sony will try to scrape the bottom of the barrel for something.
 
If I were in charge of the series, a Last of Us 2 wouldn't have even focused on Joel and Ellie due to the way the first game ended, but would instead have been another story focusing on a different individual or group trying to survive in the apocalypse.
The Telltale The Walking Dead games, flawed as they may have been, were a great example of this, and how it can work. You were following a different group(s) of survivors, who helped broaden the world and let you know that there were survivors other than Rick's crew. The focus became the world - you wanted to know just what happened, how did it happen, could it have been stopped? Is there any place still safe? The relationship between Joel and Ellie was great in TLOU, but it didn't have to stick with that relationship. The TLOU world was a perfect example of one that would benefit from your suggestion.

A series that's seemingly having the reverse issue is Yakuza, due to their heavy character-focus. It's difficult to dump a new protagonist in a series like that, and is why they keep dragging back the fan favourites Majima and Kiryu to star in new games, despite the efforts to end the Kiryu saga.
 
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Cuck boy is now insinuating the franchise may be done, after years of flip flopping on it. Either he's lying or someone recently came in and put the kibosh on it.

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They couldn't get the multiplayer game off the ground and TLOU2 did not sell as well as they hoped. Neil is probably also just going to go full Hollyjew with the HBO show and since he has effectively removed the first game's co-director from ever existing in the context of the game he helped make, there isn't anyone left at the company with a vested interest in the IP.
If I were in charge of the series, a Last of Us 2 wouldn't have even focused on Joel and Ellie due to the way the first game ended,
In the early days of TLOU1's release they were pretty insistent that a sequel would follow different characters. I get the sneaking suspicion that this changed when Neil saw the reaction to Joel's decision wasn't quite vitriolic enough for his liking.
It's difficult to dump a new protagonist in a series like that, and is why they keep dragging back the fan favourites Majima and Kiryu to star in new games, despite the efforts to end the Kiryu saga.
It's really funny they keep dragging Kiryu back because almost every single new protagonist gets a positive reception.
 
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It's really funny they keep dragging Kiryu back because almost every single new protagonist gets a positive reception.
I imagine the sales numbers aren't good enough, and so Kiryu gets dragged back. Well, I guess not everyone is into the combat system of Like a Dragon.
 
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Not bad, not bad... but why is only one nipple hard(er) and visible through the bra, whereas the other looks completely flat? :null: Inquiring minds want to know.
I actually didn't specify the nipple but AI tends to hallucinate and when you tell it to draw a bikini it will sometimes add "details" like those.
A big tittied waifu on the warpath against an obnoxious and her brooding asshole stepfather Is more interesting than whatever jew faggotry cuckman tried to do with 2. Some.chink gooner studio should make that game.
Seen some mods for TLOU1 on PC, mostly clothing since nobody is gonna do porn mods with a 13yo girl (and wherever its happening I'm not going there) but if TLOU2 launches on PC it might be possible to replace her model, the story will still be shit tho.
I get the sneaking suspicion that this changed when Neil saw the reaction to Joel's decision wasn't quite vitriolic enough for his liking.
Because he was a retard that didn't let players choose to leave instead, if he did and the good ending was Ellie dying but they find a cure then most gamers wouldn't have liked Joel, but you spend the entire game saying the fireflies are violent terrorists and that these vaccines experiments have been done for years with no results then give the players no option but to waste everybody and then go full soycuck because "they don't get it!!!1"
 
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I imagine the sales numbers aren't good enough, and so Kiryu gets dragged back. Well, I guess not everyone is into the combat system of Like a Dragon.
Like a Dragon is the best selling Yakuza game by quite a large margin.
Ichiban had a really good reception as a new protagonist, the problem is they've pretty much done all they can with him and his crew now too

Neil's obsession with little girl lesbians pretty much closed off any future possibilities for TLoU. IF she had kids would they be immune? Could they spread immunity? Would they try to steal her kids for a faster cure? But fuck it, humanity can die for THE MESSAGE, that's their real and true beliefs. They could never write Haruka
 
Like a Dragon is the best selling Yakuza game by quite a large margin.
Ichiban had a really good reception as a new protagonist, the problem is they've pretty much done all they can with him and his crew now too
No shit? That's what I get for not looking it up beforehand, thanks for clarifying.

Neil's obsession with little girl lesbians pretty much closed off any future possibilities for TLoU. IF she had kids would they be immune? Could they spread immunity? Would they try to steal her kids for a faster cure? But fuck it, humanity can die for THE MESSAGE, that's their real and true beliefs. They could never write Haruka
This is a great summary of the issues with the sequel. I can understand Joel not wanting Ellie to die just to have a shot at saving humanity, but you'd think living through the actual apocalypse as the potential solution would make you put the greater humanity before yourself and your own sexual preferences. Plenty of faggot nobles in the past who still had kids to further the bloodline.
 
I wonder how Neil would respond if a writer/dev working under him said something like “This scene was inspired by the hatred I felt towards BLM after rioters burned down the storefronts of people my family knew for decades” or “When I designed these enemies I was channeling my anger at illegal immigrants after the murder of Mollie Tibbetts”. I’m sure he’d be very understanding!

Btw I have a solution to Neil’s Jew anxieties: Take a hike, kike. Leave for your precious Pissrael already and stop bothering the rest of us about it.
 
Because he was a retard that didn't let players choose to leave instead, if he did and the good ending was Ellie dying but they find a cure then most gamers wouldn't have liked Joel, but you spend the entire game saying the fireflies are violent terrorists and that these vaccines experiments have been done for years with no results then give the players no option but to waste everybody and then go full soycuck because "they don't get it!!!1"
The Fireflies are a bunch of hacks. Fungal infections are a bitch to cure. Instead of killing the immune, they should get their eggs/sperm and ensure the next generation has immunity to the fungus and be able to rebuild civilisation. The fungus, without infecting humans, will die out. Also, even if they were to develop a vaccine, how would they manufacture it? Where are the factories? How will they distribute the vaccine without getting attacked? What would happen if they run out of immune before they find a vaccine? That story expects us to side with idiots.

Neil's obsession with little girl lesbians pretty much closed off any future possibilities for TLoU. IF she had kids would they be immune? Could they spread immunity? Would they try to steal her kids for a faster cure? But fuck it, humanity can die for THE MESSAGE, that's their real and true beliefs. They could never write Haruka
She didn't even need to be shagged by a fat fuck named "Big Jim". All she had to do was give her eggs to be inseminated and shoved into a willing lady and she could spend the rest of her life lezzing at her own speed.

This is a great summary of the issues with the sequel. I can understand Joel not wanting Ellie to die just to have a shot at saving humanity, but you'd think living through the actual apocalypse as the potential solution would make you put the greater humanity before yourself and your own sexual preferences. Plenty of faggot nobles in the past who still had kids to further the bloodline.
Exactly but current year has to current year. Reminds me of the Willow TV show. If the royal consort danced with the paramoor in real life, the paramoor would be skinned, tanned and worn as a coat by the end of the week.
 
if that game shits the bed Last of Us 3 would be 2030
If intergalactic shits the bed he's just gonna go to hollywood, the tlou show was successful enough and there's far more ethnic nepotism there than in gaming, plus he clearly sucks at making actual games more than he does at TV.

As for what's gonna happen to tlou, sony has let a ton of more profitable franchises rot or get defaced.
 
The Fireflies are a bunch of hacks
It's not even the questionable "science" they've been using, but the fact Ellie was clearly not the first immune person they've gotten their hands on and killed with nothing to show for it.

Also, why would anyone sane trust the Fireflies when it's made obvious that all their attempts at finding a cure have failed, their "scientists" are a bunch of retards (one died after getting bitten by an infected monkey he released for no good reason), and that they're ruined a whole safe zone with their Marxist agitprop and turned it into a den of cannibal bandits.

Is Joel supposed to let these clowns kill Ellie on the off chance they can figure something out after years of failure?

Only "media literacy" experts would argue that massacring the Fireflies down to the last man was not the right choice. In the first game, all they seem to do is make things worse for everyone involved, with no clear justification other than "the government is mean".
 
My mom got forced to watch the TV show even though she hated the first episode and thought it was just too sad to watch. Which is weird since I had her watch The Terror which is one of the saddest shows ever made but she loved that, probably because it isn't nihilistic garbage like TLOU2 (that "Are we brothers Francis? I'd very much like that" scene always chokes me up). She ended up liking the HBO TLOU show. I warned her not to get invested. These fuckers are gonna make my mom sad and I hate them for it.
 
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