What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Jimjamflimflam]

It's controlled. You can dip in-between 'alters' without going full mental and use a different perspective looking at the same problem for a range of solutions.

It's easy to do as well. The technique I was taught was to imagine a tea-party/come-dine-with me/knights-of-the-round-table kind of idea. Imagine all of those characters and people. You select people, real or fictional, that you know inside and out. It could be a group made up of Homer Simpson, Tony Soprano, Lassie, Chairman Mao, Karl Marx and Hugo the mild-mannered janitor.
You imagine what they would say, how they would act to any given situation.
To make it easier, find drawings or figurines of the people and sit them around a table, then concentrate, and think.
Or, use it as work in meetings with managers. If you know the subject before hand, you can consider how they would react, what they would think of. This prepares you for any pushback or gotchas that may occur.

It sounds very woo-woo nu-age hippy shit, but it isn't. It's a tactic used, apparently, for millennia.

Development of AI, such as NovelAI has interesting potential for this technique. It was mentioned in "Science of Getting Rich" as well.

One version of this that doesn't sound so "crazy" (I get what you mean, but can see how it comes off to others) is shadowing boxing by professional boxers. They don't just randomly duck and jab, but study their opponent, learn their moves and techniques and essentially form a tulpa in their mind of them to spar against.

 

[NoBueno]

To make it easier, find drawings or figurines of the people and sit them around a table, then concentrate, and think.

Wait a minute....

 

[NoReturn]

Schizo? The tribe can manage a few of them, we just call them seers. The functional one is the medicine woman and the really insane one talks to the gods. Works fine for us!

I absolutely agree that actual symptoms of illness are being overly focused on in order to 'fix' them to fit in our world rather than being utilized
But illness is also found where there is none

I've said this somewhere before, but the best explanation I got from someone else was "You can be literally hallucinating but as long as it isn't negatively impacting your life, it's not mental illness." There was also a video I saw the other day where the guy being interviewed said something like "Even narcissism isn't necessarily something disordered. Saying someone is narcissistic is like saying they're selfish. Everyone has these traits to some degree, it's when it actually hurts themselves and others that it's malignant."
I think this is also why we see so many people doing things like self diagnosing these days. They read the diagnostic criteria and think "I have this!" not just because they relate to it, but also because we're all so isolated (yet simultaneously overwhelmed) these days that people don't really have good mental models for what life is like for other people.

It's like an inverse version of the fuck toasters copypasta, but instead of finding more people like yourself, the default assumption for mental health is that you are all alone and disordered.


What should be happening is:

Person A:​

"I have periods where I feel good and bad, but it doesn't happen as fast as manic-depression. It's odd but I can still keep a job and stuff."​

Person A's relative:​

"Oh that happens in our family. Don't worry about it. If you start feeling bad you need to eat more cheese. We don't know why but it seems to help."​

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What happens instead is:

Person A:​

"I saw a thing about someone's experiences, and they're similar to mine, so I looked in the DSM and I must have cyclothymia!"​

Internet:​

"Here is a badge for your Bluesky profile and a bunch of tumblr accounts to follow."​

 

[PhoBingas]

I could easily see Gorilla Glue being a prime example, but I'm not an expert on Gorilla Glue by any means.

Gorilla Glue is like 95% marketing unless you're gluing glass to glass, I've yet to find something that works quite as well, but outside of niche uses, Dollar Tree contact cement or Crazy-glue style products do the same shit for fractions of the price.
Everything is hyped and marketed now, hell a good chunk of news articles are just thinly veiled ads for products and services.

I know we mentioned climate change, anyone else feel like winter keeps starting later and later? When I was a kid, it used to snow in December, be shitty and icy in Jan/Feb, but spring would start in March. Now I feel like December's just cold, it really snows in January, and it stays icy and shitty until fucking May now.

At least in my patch of leafland, I remember as a kid there being snow in late October or early November pretty frequently. There were many Halloweens I had to wear my snow suit under my costume because it was so cold that it was below freezing enough to freeze puddles. A couple of Halloweens there was even snow. Now we're lucky to get snow before December 25th. In my adult years there's been many a snowless Christmas.

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I think most if not all professional sports have been rigged for a long time. They got caught fixing the World Series in 1921 and learned from their lessons.

 

[NoReturn]

At least in my patch of leafland, I remember as a kid there being snow in late October or early November pretty frequently.

Halloween being snow-time was normal in my neck of the woods as well, fwiw.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

I've often thought, in the back of my mind, that the acceptance and defending of the paki rape gangs in the uk was either because the elites are/were using them to find kids for their pedo-parties, or the elites are/were funded/controlled by Saudi.

With recent posts in Brit threads, and the revelation that Tucker Carlson is financially backed by an Iranian, I am starting to think that the crazy idea of muslims pulling the strings behind the scenes, is not so crazy.

The conspiracy theory? The terror attacks across europe and the uk were not to scare the plebs - who regardless of leadership, are never scared to fight the power, and the attacks were more to scare the elite, which worked. The elite, terrified, literally, by muslims, paid for by other, high-caste muslims, decided it's best to co-operate with saudi, qatar and whichever camel-fucking tribe wanted to gain access to the west.
This co-operation became the norm until the balance shifted in favour of muslims. Now, the king and prime minister are hosting ramadan, while little or no mention of lent has happened. This is the muslims showing the world that they now own the king , parliament and the justice system.
The rape leader who has been released after 9 years was jailed for shagging kids younger than 15. Yet, a man who TWEETED about how he was happy to see a migrant centre burn down, was jailed for 10 years.

The UK - actually the muslims pulling the strings of power behind the scenes, want a european army to defend the muslims from being deported, not because russia is big bad evil.

TL;DR - I think we have been conquered and it's all over except for the fighting.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Austin, Texas was turned into a tech city because a former member of the CIA saw Japan’s ambitions to create artificial intelligence as a threat and wanted an American city to be a tech hub. They chose Austin because of the affordability and UT Austin’s commitment to provide talent in that field. From the New Yorker (Archive):

Austin’s future was determined in January, 1983, when Admiral Bob Inman, recently retired from the Navy and from serving as the deputy director of the C.I.A., was selected to head a novel consortium called the Microelectronics and Computer Consortium.

Japan dominated the semiconductor-manufacturing industry at the time and had announced an ambitious effort to create computers capable of generating artificial intelligence. The Reagan Administration saw this as a serious threat, and M.C.C. was the response.

The team was impressed by Austin’s quality of life and affordability. Employees moving to the area were promised reduced mortgage rates. What clinched the deal was the university’s commitment to provide a reliable stream of talent.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

The conspiracy theory? The terror attacks across europe and the uk were not to scare the plebs - who regardless of leadership, are never scared to fight the power, and the attacks were more to scare the elite, which worked. The elite, terrified, literally, by muslims, paid for by other, high-caste muslims, decided it's best to co-operate with saudi, qatar and whichever camel-fucking tribe wanted to gain access to the west.

Whilst most muslims are barely above niggers, they do have some very smart people at the top of their societies, and they know how to wage a soft power war. They bought out an awful lot of the west, America included. I think America is a little harder because its also a target for the Chinks and whoever else wants a pop at the current champ, downside of being the big bad empire. But Yeah, they are using their money to buy shit up on a massive scale. I remember a family member wishing for a rich oil saudi to buy up his faggot football team (Newcastle as it happens) and I thought its strange they even pretend anything about that league is English.

I think some of the white girl rapes are just part of business, those girls are being raped for the greater good of global liberalism. Its ok for them to be raped because they are mostly lower class and therefore worthless anyway, and not until it starts to effect the homosexual middle classes will it become an issue that must be resolved with more community out reach programs, and posters on the side of bus stops.

In many ways, I kinda fucking hate my nation with so much fury I would happily see it wiped off the map some times. Thank God for walking the dogs and relaxing.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I have doubted the medical establishment for years and even less today they are not a collections of companies seeking to help peoepl and make a profit doing such.

The opiate crisis began in roughly 1996 Oxycontin was marketed as the ultimate pain reviler. In reality depending on the pill it contained up to 15 times more opiate than the average RX opiate painkiller. It was extremely popular and both doctors and the patent holders made billions. They knew full well there were creating life long dependents. You don't just stop daily 80 milligram dosage without going through severe withdrawal. Lot of doctors were given perks to write scripts for this pill, lobster dinners, business trips fully comped to hotels in Vegas and such.

Joe Rogan actually described a moment where he had a painful injury was prescribed powerful opiate pain medication IIRC Oxycontin. Joe Rogan described how they removed the pain he felt but felt "dumbed down" aka high and lost his focus ergo he just simply didn't take them as he rather deal with the pain that lose his mental edge. He describes this to his Dr. who insists he take them despite having no medical value beyond numbing pain, pain which he told the Doc he could deal with without medication. The Dr. immediately insists he take them regardless.

The opiate crisis is all old news, even the normies know the rest of the story. The transgender issue, committing to lifelong medical needs from pain medication to medical devices multiple surgeries stinks to high heaven of an even more horrifying medical conspiracy creating lifelong dependant patients for conditions should have been treated for by a psychologist. Considering they die at 41% rate minimum this is a direct violation of the Hippcratic Oath all US doctors must take. It pledges they will do no harm including procedures and recommendations that have even a chance of being harmful. Read it for yourself.

 

[NoBueno]

¿mmmm?

 

[I'm a Silly]

Anyone see that shitty slopflix documentary based on Oneill's book Chaos? Man what a waste of 90 mins.

The book was also slop.

Tom O'Neill had access and wasted it, whereas Dave McGowan was better at crediting the work of others and did more with less. He wasn't perfect and was too ideologically captured for me, but CHAOS disappointed me as one already familiar with Programmed to Kill and Weird Scenes Inside the Canyon.

 

[Justin Igger]

I have doubted the medical establishment for years and even less today they are not a collections of companies seeking to help peoepl and make a profit doing such.

The opiate crisis began in roughly 1996 Oxycontin was marketed as the ultimate pain reviler. In reality depending on the pill it contained up to 15 times more opiate than the average RX opiate painkiller. It was extremely popular and both doctors and the patent holders made billions. They knew full well there were creating life long dependents. You don't just stop daily 80 milligram dosage without going through severe withdrawal. Lot of doctors were given perks to write scripts for this pill, lobster dinners, business trips fully comped to hotels in Vegas and such.

Joe Rogan actually described a moment where he had a painful injury was prescribed powerful opiate pain medication IIRC Oxycontin. Joe Rogan described how they removed the pain he felt but felt "dumbed down" aka high and lost his focus ergo he just simply didn't take them as he rather deal with the pain that lose his mental edge. He describes this to his Dr. who insists he take them despite having no medical value beyond numbing pain, pain which he told the Doc he could deal with without medication. The Dr. immediately insists he take them regardless.

The opiate crisis is all old news, even the normies know the rest of the story. The transgender issue, committing to lifelong medical needs from pain medication to medical devices multiple surgeries stinks to high heaven of an even more horrifying medical conspiracy creating lifelong dependant patients for conditions should have been treated for by a psychologist. Considering they die at 41% rate minimum this is a direct violation of the Hippcratic Oath all US doctors must take. It pledges they will do no harm including procedures and recommendations that have even a chance of being harmful. Read it for yourself.

The moneymaker that they moved onto after they got in trouble with opioids is benzos. More addictive, and much, much more horrific. Benzos along with alcohol are the only two drugs that you can die just from the withdrawals. It was originally seizure medication, and now they prescribe it to anyone who walks in and says "Sometimes I get nervous on airplanes." The problem is you're only "supposed" to take this drug for a couple weeks at the most, as the addiction is so severe it can be lifelong. I still remember seeing a video of some poor fuck who had been taking 10mg per day for 10 years. After getting clean he developed a constant tremor, and was unable to complete a sentence, just basically constantly having a petit mal. It's absolute Hell. Withdrawal symptoms can range from panic attacks to actual derealization (literal insanity) and, like I said, Death. And when you finally do titrate down responsibly and white-knuckle your way out of Hell, you can be clean and free for years and then suddenly drop dead. It's called protracted withdrawal.
Tl;dr Drugs are bad mkay.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

@Justin Igger ,

The Benzo binge was far before the opiate crisis. Keep in mind fentanyl is over 50 years old at this point and was discovered to be illicitly used way back in the 1980s. Toxicology was shit back then and giving that black tar a " little kick" was even harder for the garage chemist to get just right. Ergo the coroners rarely even looked for it. It's resurgence happened after opiates made the comeback via big pharma in the late 90's then the crackdown on pillmills. IIRC the nationwide crackdown on pillmills and Dr's handing out scripts for opiates came along with the crackdown on all benzo's including weaksauce like Ambien.

And I agree Benzo withdrawal is far worse. And yes drugs are actually very bad M'kay.

 

[Justin Igger]

@Justin Igger ,

The Benzo binge was far before the opiate crisis. Keep in mind fentanyl is over 50 years old at this point and was discovered to be illicitly used way back in the 1980s. Toxicology was shit back then and giving that black tar a " little kick" was even harder for the garage chemist to get just right. Ergo the coroners rarely even looked for it. It's resurgence happened after opiates made the comeback via big pharma in the late 90's then the crackdown on pillmills. IIRC the nationwide crackdown on pillmills and Dr's handing out scripts for opiates came along with the crackdown on all benzo's including weaksauce like Ambien.

And I agree Benzo withdrawal is far worse. And yes drugs are actually very bad M'kay.

Oh, they are very much still handing out scripts for benzos. You probably know people who are on it they just don’t talk about it. Slight PL but my manager at one of my wagie jobs was just moonbeamed 25/8 on xannys, we all dreaded working with her bc we’d inevitably have to keep catching her up on what was going on, she just wasn’t there. I think they have “guidelines” that they’re supposed to follow but Jeet Doctors don’t give a fucking shit.

 

[Farsided]

conditions should have been treated for by a psychologist.

As if the psychologists are not in on the grift. It's lucrative to get people hooked on the Tranny Train.
Tchoo Tchhoooooo!

 

[SphinxItOver]

the king

I'm waiting on Charles to force peace talks in the middle east and/or die this year. You should read up on your Iraqi royals history and who started the eco/green movement.

 

[NoBueno]

You don't want to click these ones

 

[I'm a Silly]

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Have I got a page for that! It vacillates between plausible and monarch stuff guaranteed to turn people off.

Attis/Atys was a Phrygian god of sun and vegetation, born of a virgin. He bled to death after emasculating himself but was brought back to llife by his lover Cybele. His resurrection was celebrated by the Romans beginning in 3rd C. BCE. After two millennia, he traveled to the New World as a 150-ft. woman.
Attis’s parent, Agdistis, was a trans-sexual with male and female sex organs; so the gods cut off his penis and threw it away.
From the disembodied organ, Attis grew, and he was raised by a goat.
Later, Attis castrated himself, and the priests of Attis were eunuchs.
Look at the Statue of Liberty, and you will see it is a man.
He wears the crown of Attis, with the bronze rays of the sun extending outward.
The torch is his severed penis, possibly encircled by a cock ring, which he is holding upside down.
While we think the statue celebrates liberty and openness, as unique American attributes, it mocks that openness, which has caused America to enslave itself to foreign masters, to castrate itself, and to advertise its emasculation.
And our country embraces a movement to normalize trans-sexualism at the instigation of CIA and their masters abroad.
The Illuminati love to play this kind of sick joke on others, mocking what we hold dear, while they hurt us and promote sexual deviancy.
The Statue of Liberty is famous for an invitation to weakling illiterate rejects, driven from their countries, whose exile is now celebrated.

Even in childhood, I thought "Lady" Liberty looked like a dude, so even if it isn't Attis, it is at the very least the Masonic/Kabbalistic Androgyne; for me, that's a no-brainer.
The fun part is reverse-image searching for the header figure that looks like a 19th-century attempt at depicting Helios [which was the Colossus of Rhodes and the inspiration for the Statue of Liberty poem], because that circles everything back to muh satansim: https://archive.ph/nzm6T

As for what I believe, Freemasons will have levels and within their ranks deride low-level members, calling them Porch Masons. The higher up in these orgs people get, just like in Scientology, they discover all the connections, so saying satan for a quick and dirty explanation is good enough.
This is because they are pedos.
It's like the America...niggers copypasta but with Freemasons and boy-hole.
All the bastardization of Mediterranean mythology and autistic focus on symbols pales in comparison to the knowledge of that.

 

[NoBueno]

they discover all the connections, so saying satan for a quick and dirty explanation is good enough.

From my experience at looking at this stuff, they worship some evil force, but will drop in cultural references of different kinds.
Sometimes it's Lucifer, or Satan, sometimes it's Loki, or Fenrir, sometimes it's Set, or Anubis. I suppose theres others too. Saturn seems to be popular for some reason.

 

[Justin Igger]

You don't want to click these ones
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These people are evil but they’re also such faggots. I want to bully John Podesta and I wanna push Marina Abramovic down a flight of stairs. They’re just fucking theatre kids but they’ve become so degenerate and evil there’s no room left for a personality. Hearing them cry or gasp in surprise or go “OH NO!!” as their puny withered bodies get broken is just a nice little dream of mine.