Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Last time I posted in this thread I would have thought Juju the Cow would have been over Eric.

But really - he has still been malding all this time? Lmao

To my disappointment, Dax will recover from this as he is pretty much a roach that won't die.

At this point he's like a white dwarf star, much smaller (in importance, but still FAT) and will continue to burn for the foreseeable future but will never reach his former glory, slowly burning himself out.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Holy shit, dude.
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Real LTG energy. If you're going to respond, it should look like this.
Reminder, this pathetic homosexual that likes to get dressed as a cow and get pegged in the ass is still considered by some to be a role model, in particular a coke addicted non-practicing lawyer and a washed up pill popping alcoholic bullied out of his own country that doesn't even have a name anymore.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Man I remember when Dax used to be funny, making an enigma machine so you could swear on twitter. Doing a mystery science theater commentary over the shitty Star Wars movies. Wtf happened? Were these all just Sean’s ideas? Why the fuck is he even after this guy? Probably complaining he’s a DEI hire for comics? what level of shitty writing would possibly warrant 5 years of harassment? This isn’t my immortal. I’m genuinely curious how someone can continue to fuck up like this. It amazes me how someone so arguably successful and has done things like making their passion their profession could be so insecure that they can’t take a single L and just ride it all the way to hell

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Eric just can't help but clap back, even if it's the lowest common denominator shit talking on X.

Can't help?

Oh hell no. This is Eric July's openly stated business plan.

Any time you hear someone going on about "monetizing the haters" just know they are either going to fabricate, or gin up any "controversy" as much as possible to milk their simps for more money.

Jon Del Aaroz does this too. So does Ethan Van Sciver.

I won't blame someone for trying stunts to get your attention initially. But at the end of the day you have to actually deliver a quality product. You had better be something more than "monetizing the haters."

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Five years!? Oh man it seems like this started yesterday.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Has Ralph and Rekieta come to Daddy Dax's defence against the evil black businessman yet?

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Were these all just Sean’s ideas? Why the fuck is he even after this guy?

Maddox a-logging stopped being profitable funny, and he needed someone new to A-Log so he picked a guy whose worst slight again against him was making a response to a review Juju made about his comic.

The problem is he picked a guy to A-Log who barely even registers as a lolcow to most people. At least Maddox engaged in some cow behavior (filing the LOLsuit, his Justin Whang videos, etc.), none of which is comparable to what Juju has gotten up to in recent years.

edit: Also looking at Maddox’s thread he seems to have stopped acting like a retard these past 2 years or so while Juju has completely self-immolated.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I haven't seen a cornholing like that since Deliverance.

After owning that stupid bitch Dax so thoroughly, it should be legal for Eric to dress him up as a lawn jockey and have him serve drinks to guests.

Eric July probably has a little statue of Dax on his front lawn for people to tie their horse off at.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Five years!? Oh man it seems like this started yesterday.

Five years and I still don't understand Dax's issue.

My best guess is guys like Vito and EVS were mad July fucked up the grift by actually putting out a product (no matter the quality) and that put negative attention on the other comics gate guys taking 3 years to put out an issue of a comic.

 

[Haramburger]

I can't believe this shit is still going on, shout out to those of you on the eternal vigil. I couldn't be in this thread daily, but when the content comes out it's pretty good.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

"At best, you're just a gay podcaster"

"you allegedly enjoy getting pegged in a cow costume and blowing dudes at festivals"

"you got your homosexual ego bruised"

"he's either a bitter woman or a homosexual - effeminate either way."

As a thread tourist, I was surprised that Eric July's line of attack focused so much on Dax being a fag.

I'm aware of the Juju the cow pegging lore (presumably by two women?)

I read the OP, where messages were presented claiming he sucked off dudes at Burning Man.

Is that the extent of the gay lore? Eric July makes reference to both in his monologue.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Hats off to Eric. After years of putting up with Dick and Riley's bullshit that when he finally clapped back, he did it so hard the man tore a hole in the very fabric of reality.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I would have considered taking it a step further and referring to Mintsalad. That's honestly one of the sickest things Dick has a hand in. Imagine a guy harassing you and questioning your ethics when he essentially is a sex trafficker of a young mentally disabled woman. Dick is like the Fagan to a house full of mentally ill and dangerous people. He's also on record praising a guy for murdering his mentally disabled wife.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Holy shit, dude.
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Now that's a dressing down.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Must suck to be Dax and forgotten, only remembered when people slap him around for being an idiot.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Apologies for the incredibly low effort meme.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Five years and I still don't understand Dax's issue.

My best guess is guys like Vito and EVS were mad July fucked up the grift by actually putting out a product (no matter the quality) and that put negative attention on the other comics gate guys taking 3 years to put out an issue of a comic.

That’s pretty much what the beef was. Vito still hasn’t released his comic book. And it was Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a guy who gets dressed up as a cow named Juju to get fucked in the ass while trying to make Eric July his next Maddox to milk for content. Alas in the end it was Juju himself who was milked.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I rate 9/10.

He should've ended with "ACK ACK ACK."

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That’s pretty much what the beef was. Vito still hasn’t released his comic book. And it was Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a guy who gets dressed up as a cow named Juju to get fucked in the ass while trying to make Eric July his next Maddox to milk for content. Alas in the end it was Juju himself who was milked.

Really shows how much of a peanut brain Juju is. The whole reason he pulled Vito out of the dumpster was to have a fat pedophile dork to sit across from so he looks better. Vito's purpose in life is to be a punching bag and only because he doesn't have the courtesy to suck off a shotgun. Juju then finds some guy that mostly complains about comic books being shit and how much he hates the government selling millions of dollars of his own comic books and thinks, "Ah of course, surely he won't be compared to the worst person I could find to be friends with, this definitely won't come back to bite me at all."

 

[Kheapathic]

I was going to reply, "Just call him a nigger, Eric." Then I got to the last post, and the dude actually did in his response; even dropped in how he won't be Dax's bull. I uh, I mean what else is there to say? The dude covered it all.