I would like to formally apologize to Anisa for doubting her retardation and the strengths of her BPD.
Little did I know that all those boring months, filled with nothing but mind numbing podcast episodes and sloppy cooking pictures were hiding her insanity which was bubbling underneath like the magma inside a volcano, awaiting for the perfect moment to errupt with in a spectacular display of self destruction.
I am in utter awe at her ability to fuck up her life and body, alienate her friends, connections and supporters, and overall be a genuine curse for anyone that has the misfortune of running into her.
Keep it up, Anisa! I am DYING to see the rest of the CC3 arc, it's shaping up to be an incredible trash fire.
It's truly amazing. They were so boring that I checked out of the thread mid January, I check it a few days ago right as this drama began to unfold.
Anisa could teach a master class in life ruination. She really does so much for us and I wasn't appreciating her enough recently.
Let us recap, since quite a few of us have been watching since the first Creator Clash, but I know a few people are new to the Jomhas.
March, 2021
Idubbbz tries to make a "documentary" (see hit piece) on Sam Hyde. Hyde sees through his game and plays a few (non-mean spirited) pranks on idubbbz. One of these pranks is a haphazardly thrown together boxing activity. Idubbbz tries to act like this never happened.
June, 2021
Idubbbz starts talking about boxing on twitter, starting with a post about fighting Greg Paul. Totally has nothing to do with Sam taking him to spar under the bridge.
January, 2022
Sam Hyde releases his portion of the failed idubbbz "documentary", after waiting to hear back from idubbbz for 9 months.
February, 2022
Idubbbz slaps together some bullshit Circle of Irony and talks about eating shit. This, somehow means Sam Hyde is untrustworthy/evil and doesn't deserve respect. Has Dane edit it. Releases it Feb, 2nd.
Sam then releases a very gracious response video on Feb 5th, basically thanking him for the exposure, and for not going too hard on him.
(of course when I'm trying to piece together a timeline, twitter decides to go down)
Somewhere around this time, Sam keeps trying to engage with idubbbz and his boxing posts. Idubbbz ignores him, like a little passive aggressive bitch.
March, 2022
Idubbbz announces that he has an opponent.
April, 2022
Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time releases a promo video and makes several posts showing that he was training with Sam Hyde. Nothing is said publicly regarding idubbbz being upset by this. Everyone seems cool at this point. Harley's videos about his training do pretty good, and idubbbz never mentions having a problem with this.
May, 2022
Creator Clash 1 happens. Idubbbz, at the VERY LAST SECOND, and without warning or explanation, bans Sam Hyde from the event.
Marking the first really bad decision made in regards to CC. Idubbbz loses his fight.
January, 2023
Idubbbz announces Creator Clash 2.
At some point Froggy Fresh and Sam Hyde have contact (the horror). Idubbbz later reveals that he was VERY UPSET with Froggy Fresh for training with Sam, EVEN THOUGH it was totally fine for Harley to train with him last year. Considered Froggy Fresh posting a few tweets about his training to be a bunch of "Sam Hyde content". Behind the scenes, idubbbz and Anisa are passive aggressively texting Froggy Fresh like pre-teen girls because they aren't cool with his new friend. They want Froggy Fresh to pick them over Sam. Tensions rise.
March, 2023
Froggy Fresh makes a joke about subscribing to Anisa's onlyfans if he doesn't beat Chris Ray Gun badly enough (LMAO! When your onlyfans is a punishment) Anisa's mom and Froggy Fresh have a little beef on twitter. The Jomhas then kick Froggy Fresh from the event.
Marking the second really bad decision made for CC. They piss off way more people than they appease by doing this. (remember when we thought this was the end of the Jomhas? lol)
At this point, despite previously training, and "being cool" with Sam Hyde, Harley becomes one of the biggest, White Knight Simps to the Jomhas. Siding with them kicking Froggy Fresh for something he did the year prior. Trying to make it all about the joke or the beef with Anisa's mom. Though idubbbz later reveals the reason to be Sam Hyde, making Harley siding with them very hypocritical. Harley constantly revealing himself as a liar or a dumbass by making false statements to anyone and everyone, about the finances of the event.
April, 2023
Creator Clash 2 happens. For some reason, the Jomhas rent out an entire hotel, and host 3 big parties for people that have nothing to do with the event, boxing, or charity. Yes, the "fighters" were all invited, but not their gross friends and family members. Ew. They have security kick out a group of guys dressed as Garfield, just in case one of them might be Sam Hyde.
Idubbbz loses his fight, again, making him cry. Anisa confronts Rusty Cage about a picture he took of someone holding a sign. Priorities.
Year of 2024
Not much besides coping, complaining, low effort videos, cooking, and the most boring podcast ever.
Also the amazing livestream meltdown she had while idubbbz was in Australia, filming Cold Ones with his friends. (
@diggersaurus posted below, thank you) In which she flips out over Bowblax speculating on what happened to all the money they spent/made on CC2, and brags about telling Rusty Cage "Not cool bro".
March, 2025
Jomhas set fire to the best and biggest bridge they ever had. I picture Anisa just hosing down the last little bit of their fanbase in petroleum, and instructing a zombified idubbbz to toss the lighter at them. The Kleins? Burnt to a crisp. The fans? Currently in flames. Conveniently, right when they're trying to get Creator Clash 3 promoted.
The disaster of this one came much sooner than the last 2. It gets earlier every event. Creator Clash has officially become Anisa's BPD meltdown cycle.
Just amazing how they manage to top themselves every year. I know, I know, they skipped a CC last year, but that was so they could have time to recover from CC2. So they could really focus on getting it right wrong, make sure this one goes as smoothly horribly as possible. How the fuck do they do it? Really!
She is reining Queen of the Beauty Parlour for a reason.
Maybe next year, since Anisa is no longer elegable for the title, idubbbz can be the 2025 Queen.