Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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She has the audacity to mock and question the credentials of those far more qualified than himself.
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This perfectly describes what's been bugging me about her Trump comics.

She's the epitome of the type of person that will bloviate nonstop about something like Palestinian rights, for example, but would then be unable to find Palestine on a map when asked. Someone who skims headlines, and then parrots them without any depth or nuance, pretending to be an authority on the matter.

I would absolutely love to see her in a room one-on-one with Trump, and have her repeat any of the things she's written about him. I'm not particularly a Trump fan any more than I'm not, but he has achieved exponentially more success, in myriad ways, in any given 5 years of his adult life than she will in her entire lifespan. He would talk circles around her and put her in her place within 10 seconds.

It really is so audacious. She's a layman hurling personal and professional criticisms at an accomplished billionaire, with zero insight into his real-life personality or the actual intricacies of his high-status roles. Most people would have the self awareness to realize they're completely out of their depth, and would know better, but Ellen's unchecked ego-centricity has made her retarded and out of touch.

Luckily for her, Reddit shares the same lazy, aggressive vapidity, so her content sells there. (Oh, and she show bob. So that helps, too.)
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
Most people would have the self awareness to realize they're completely out of their depth
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Dunning-Kruger says otherwise, this is why most people are happy to share their retarded takes about anything and everything with the world.

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Luckily for her, Reddit shares the same lazy, aggressive vapidity
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Reddit is society in miniature. This is what the whole world is like.
 
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the total spare said:
Does anyone else remember when reddit ran Adamtots off the site for his ugly, shitty, half ass self-copied comics?

Why is it different this time?
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Well, Adam used to make shitty comics for Buzzfeed, then he stopped that, improved his style, and went indie afaik. He seems to truly like making art. Whereas Ellen just wants attention and mods her own subreddits to make it seem like she's a poor put-upon content creator instead of working toward making better art. That, and porn. She throws halfassed porn at her readers.
 
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ButterflyBarbie said:
Here we have an absolutely riveting take, she truly is changing the world with her political comics!

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I don't even like Trump but this is embarrassingly low-effort.
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Why do the two panels on the right side have such a shitty resolution compared to the left side?

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lol. lmao even. (L / A)
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The snark is "harassing" Ellen. Stop harassing Ellen for posting coochie pics with the same name as her shitty comics with her kids in them. Stop harassing Ellen for her garbage political takes. Stop harassing Ellen for reusing comics she made a year ago for engagement. Stop harassing Ellen for giving Ellen the r/comics mods free coochie pics (or something). You monsters.

I haven't seen anymore on the actual statistics from u/Ok-Cook-7542. If you're lurking Cook, those statistics of when Ellen supposedly buys the updoots and the ratios of her posts are good and make you the best of the redditors. You need more of those kind of posts in the sub.

I already made a post on this but user u/InfernalMachine444 is right (L / A). The reason everyone keeps getting banned is basically the first three rules of the sub. Looking at the post, it's not unreasonable that it's a lurker here. I made that post around the time that person made their post although I can't be exactly sure with reddit not telling me exactly when their post was made. Please either make or go to another sub so we can slowly watch it become the same as the current sub being ran by either trannies or furries :story: . Don't worry though, I won't shit up the new sub with my transphobic views.
 
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Ellen just benefits some fucked up evolutionary mechanism where simps fall in love with a woman the minute they see her pussy. They are so deprived from any kind of social contact, that someone half assedly checking all the boxes of having a gf makes them unable to see her any other way and they have to defend her. All this shit started taking off the moment she started doing nudes, and I'm convinced that's what it is. She knows this, but is probably too stupid to understand the repercussions of her actions on her family. Just you wait until her Reddit famous nudes make it to her kid's school and the rest of her extended family discovers what she does. It never ever goes down well for them, she's eventually going to have a full blown Rekieta moment once someone in her life finds out.
 
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Local Wordmason said:
Ellen just benefits some fucked up evolutionary mechanism where simps fall in love with a woman the minute they see her pussy. They are so deprived from any kind of social contact, that someone half assedly checking all the boxes of having a gf makes them unable to see her any other way and they have to defend her. All this shit started taking off the moment she started doing nudes, and I'm convinced that's what it is. She knows this, but is probably too stupid to understand the repercussions of her actions on her family. Just you wait until her Reddit famous nudes make it to her kid's school and the rest of her extended family discovers what she does. It never ever goes down well for them, she's eventually going to have a full blown Rekieta moment once someone in her life finds out.
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I can solve this riddle for you.

1) She's not ugly and not TOO attactive.
2) Her husband is clearly into getting cucked
3) She has very clear self esteem issues
4) So its actually possible if you white knight her hard enough, you actually MIGHT get to fuck her. I mean better odds than the lotto that you could get a chance to smash that blown out maple puss.
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
I would argue it's actually regressed. These are at least interesting and pleasant to look at (from her old deviantart). They're unique and colorful. Her current art is just reused panels and bland.
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The white tiger represents the artists feeling of being very strong and unique but very lonely at the same time. She is so full of emotion and she's afraid to hurt somebody if she's going to act out all at once.
I feel sadness when looking at the drawing, and the urge to fix the artist.
She (Ellen) can act out full force on me, I can take it.
 
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HeyRosalina said:
Wait, you found her DeviantArt? Link?
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Oops, no I didn't. I got the images from your old quote here.
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Yeah, it really rubs me the wrong way. Her son is clearly a little kid but she writes about him like he's an alien puppy and not a little human. It's narcissistic.

I'd bet money she has some issues she's projecting onto him(besides the autism), we already have proof she's projecting her girl problems onto her daughter.
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For some reason I was thinking they came from her old deviantart I thought someone had found and never shared the link to. I think someone mentioned it existed in the thread and I tried going back through the thread but the old deviantart was never posted and I didn't see the reference to it (although I could have just missed it).
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
Oops, no I didn't. I got the images from your old quote here.

For some reason I was thinking they came from her old deviantart I thought someone had found and never shared the link to. I think someone mentioned it existed in the thread and I tried going back through the thread but the old deviantart was never posted and I didn't see the reference to it (although I could have just missed it).
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Ellen admitted to having an old DeviantArt but she claims the link is broken. She's also said it has her ninja turtle OC where she ships herself with Leonardo (I haven't seen the show)

Did I never post the link to her old art? It's on some similar website.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
 
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