🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

Also why is Ralph looking like a 60 year old woman with hyperthyroidism

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He has the health of a 60 year old woman with hyperthyroidism

 

[There Is Light At The End]

All you cunts do.

That eye of Sauron is too much to bear

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Surely one of these days Ralph will cash in on one of his 10,000 "I know something you don't know" threats, right?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The funniest shit to me is Ralph still having to cross the border, back and forth, on foot, to see his son. Because he's too fucking poor to afford to stay in San Diego. This is legit more exercise than he's gotten... Probably ever.

 

[Zaryiu2]

The inevitable has happened to Ethan Ralph again: Get a W? A L will happen to him soon after

 

[AltisticRight]

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Oh Cmon, just look at their shoulders and how wide they are. That's clearly a tranny on the right and natal woman on the left.
Anyone who says otherwise needs to have their eyes recalibrated.
That's not to mention how airbrushed she was and the ringlight to hide any male skin features.

 

[Braphamut]

Hurr durr. Here Ah go, trussin' a bish AGAIN. DURRRRR

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

The funniest shit to me is Ralph still having to cross the border, back and forth, on foot, to see his son. Because he's too fucking poor to afford to stay in San Diego. This is legit more exercise than he's gotten... Probably ever.

El Guntacabra of Yuh-cah-tan having to walk among the mehican peasants is kinda jokes, whatever happened to mucho cringo dollar?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Aaaaah, Ralph is so sentimental, wonder, if it really happened the way he describes: (x/a)
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Note how they never play with any toys that Ralph bought for him, only the ones that are already there. Trust Ralph would show it off if he ever got Xander a present. He is too afraid it could be a win for the Vickers if they destroy it (what kind of psychopath would do that? Ralph would, so he thinks others would too). He would rather never ever get his son a gift than give someone else an opportunity to get a W over him. Oh and also he needs that money for pills and prostitutes. That's how much of a piece of shit he is. These stories fool nobody.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

As a matter of FACT, I ONLY called 5 TIMES ’cause SHE REFUSED to answer the phone the first FOUR TIMES, BISH!

 

[Braphamut]

Aaaaah, Ralph is so sentimental, wonder, if it really happened the way he describes: (x/a)
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Dey awl float down here, Xanda!

 

[Major Child]

"I like rainbows"

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"I like rainbows"

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This picture is the size of a small continent.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The funniest shit to me is Ralph still having to cross the border, back and forth, on foot, to see his son. Because he's too fucking poor to afford to stay in San Diego. This is legit more exercise than he's gotten... Probably ever.

The Ralphamale is his father's son, walking the path of the migrant father.

 

[AltisticRight]

This picture is the size of a small continent.

So is the poster who's probably fat.
Anyway, report unthumbed images. The RALPHAMALE demands all images to be THUMBED.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

The inevitable has happened to Ethan Ralph again: Get a W? A L will happen to him soon after

Don't think it will happen. Vickers is such a lowlife piece of shit that I think he will just eat the L and Ralph will walk away with a firm W in his column.

 

[Die For Me!]

Twitter was down all morning, and Ralph was in a daze. No twitter? How is Ralph supposed to do a show on Rumble when Twitter is down? What's the point in doing anything when you can't upload pictures of yourself pointing at objects?

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It appears Ralph has fallen asleep, as it's been 4 hours with no follow-up

 

[Lazy guy]

Twitter was down all morning, and Ralph was in a daze. No twitter? How is Ralph supposed to do a show on Rumble when Twitter is down? What's the point in doing anything when you can't upload pictures of yourself pointing at objects?
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It appears Ralph has fallen asleep, as it's been 4 hours with no follow-up

Twitter is a primary source when it comes to Killstream content. No twitter no drama for Ralph to holler about.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Twitter was down all morning, and Ralph was in a daze. No twitter? How is Ralph supposed to do a show on Rumble when Twitter is down? What's the point in doing anything when you can't upload pictures of yourself pointing at objects?
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It appears Ralph has fallen asleep, as it's been 4 hours with no follow-up

most of yesterday’s drama was on Twitter

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Twitter was down all morning, and Ralph was in a daze. No twitter? How is Ralph supposed to do a show on Rumble when Twitter is down? What's the point in doing anything when you can't upload pictures of yourself pointing at objects?
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It appears Ralph has fallen asleep, as it's been 4 hours with no follow-up

I'm sorry this happened to you, Ralph. Feel better buddy.