LGBT Chris's Newest Gal Pal Revealed

[Mariposa Electrique]

She wasn't very clear about that with Chris. I consider her lunch with Chris to have been a romantic date, as far as he could tell. Those situations have to be artificially set up by trolls.

Chris has been hanging out with friends like this often enough that he knows it's not a date. He's just hanging out with friends, platonically.

Do you think Chris goes on these outings with his gal-pals, and even though he knows it's an outing, he secretly wishes it was a hot and heavy romantic date? Or is Chris just autistic enough to think that this is just a normal straight woman, who would not be interested into a sultry, feminine lesbian like Pristine Christine?

 

[Mason Verger]

As long you stay in his wheelhouse of interests (Pokemon, Lego, cats, gay rights) Chris is perfectly serviceable company. So it's really no surprise that he has at least a few casual friends. The fact that we're making more of a big deal about this then Chris probably says something about our collective 'tism.

 

[Marvin]

Do you think Chris goes on these outings with his gal-pals, and even though he knows it's an outing, he secretly wishes it was a hot and heavy romantic date? Or is Chris just autistic enough to think that this is just a normal straight woman, who would not be interested into a sultry, feminine lesbian like Pristine Christine?

I think the interactions are pretty asexual overall. Nothing's really triggering him into going into attack mode.

He didn't meet any of them at some sort of dating event. And I can't imagine they're talking about their romantic lives with Chris that much.

Honestly, I don't think sex is that important to Chris. I think it's more about staving off loneliness and depression than anything sexual. When he's socializing, he's not lonely, so finding a Barb replacement isn't at the top of his list. Playing pokemon with people helps distract him from his problems.

 

[keksz]

It's not like people are phoning her up and yelling JUULAAYY!

Oh shit we weren't supposed to start doing this yet? Oh well, honest mistake

 

[AnOminous]

Chris has been hanging out with friends like this often enough that he knows it's not a date. He's just hanging out with friends, platonically.

Is Chris getting better?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I wonder if she's a Rule 63 of Chris...

Chris became Rule 63 of himself like three years ago.

 

[Boundless Emotion]

I think the interactions are pretty asexual overall. Nothing's really triggering him into going into attack mode.

He didn't meet any of them at some sort of dating event. And I can't imagine they're talking about their romantic lives with Chris that much.

Honestly, I don't think sex is that important to Chris. I think it's more about staving off loneliness and depression than anything sexual. When he's socializing, he's not lonely, so finding a Barb replacement isn't at the top of his list. Playing pokemon with people helps distract him from his problems.

But is there any chance, in the back of his mind when he hangs out with his female friends, that he's thinking about a possible relationship with them? I mean, he looked at his high school gal pals as a missed opportunity, because they were nice to him and hung out with him. Wouldn't he think the same of any other woman who was nice to him and spent time with him, even though he's ok with just being friends at the moment?

 

[suicidalwithacause]

As long you stay in his wheelhouse of interests (Pokemon, Lego, cats, gay rights) Chris is perfectly serviceable company. So it's really no surprise that he has at least a few casual friends. The fact that we're making more of a big deal about this then Chris probably says something about our collective 'tism.

It's probably just people wanting to relive the CWC glory days.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

In the past, when Chris has thought he was in there with a woman, he's never been able to resist dropping smug hints about his new girlfriend. If Chris was planning to bang this new galpal, we'd get lots of posts about how "Trump really grinds my gears, if I weren't so busy with my girlfriend, I'd give him what for!" or "My girlfriend and I agree that transphobia has to stop! Girlfriend!"

 

[Marvin]

But is there any chance, in the back of his mind when he hangs out with his female friends, that he's thinking about a possible relationship with them? I mean, he looked at his high school gal pals as a missed opportunity, because they were nice to him and hung out with him. Wouldn't he think the same of any other woman who was nice to him and spent time with him, even though he's ok with just being friends at the moment?

Probably? I mean, yeah, we know he still wants a Barb replacement. And yeah, I can't imagine he'd turn down any of his friends if they came on to him.

When a normal guy spends time listening to a girl ramble about her stupid interests, he's mostly thinking about boning her someday, and he doesn't actually give a shit about the interests. With Chris, it's the opposite, in that he's mostly thinking about her stupid interests, because he's actually really into pokemon, and boning her is not a priority, because of weak sex drive.

 

[Mason Verger]

I just give this girl points for dating a guy who looks like young Stephen King

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Chris's views on sex and love are complicated to say the least. I personally don't doubt he's interested in banging women. He wouldn't have hired a hooker otherwise. And I'm certain if this new gal pal was interested in him he wouldn't turn her down.

But it's also worth mentioning Chris does earnestly relate to women better than he does men. It doesn't surprise me at all he has several platonic female friends who he isn't trying to bed.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

She is serviceable as a partner for sexual gratification. However, the red hair, the diabetes, and being a Liberty University alummus... she leaves much to be desired as a breeding specimen. Her contribution to the human gene pool would be a detriment if allowed to reproduce.

Chris' dream of a child and his own dubious genetic material would result in less than acceptable progeny. These two should not be allowed to spawn.

In short, would bang if she was sterilized. 7/10

 

[Tubular Monkey]

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I just give this girl points for dating a guy who looks like young Stephen King

Why does Chris's friend-zone always seem to involve Stephen King?

 

[Lurkman]

a newfag like me is going to see their first gal-pal/sweetheart show live?

OOOOOHHH YEAAAHHHH

anyways I found something interesting about this post. I apologize for taking Chris-Chan too seriously but I believe this is the greatest proof that Chris-Chan has trust issues.

It took his POTENTIAL SWEETHEART to say something. So different from years ago when Chris would be all over him getting a new girl, making a new post on a site (video on YouTube) and hyping it up in any way he could, from before he had trolls "ruin" it for him.

This type of Chris behaviour is very unusual to me (him not saying a word about it) and I thought I'd put my two cents in on the matter.

 

[Emmet]

Why does Chris's friend-zone always seem to involve Stephen King?

Horror.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Let's not forget that movie theaters are the best place to put moves on your crush.

 

[suicidalwithacause]

Question is if he's even able to have sex if he wanted after what he put his scrotum/taint through. With some luck the infection sterilized him.

 

[Chewy Suarez]

Wait, she said that anyone can join her and Chris's shenanigans?

This will only end up well...

 

[Angrypaperplateman]

The girl is going to get sick of Chris and his shit within 15 minutes, never talk to him again, then Chris is going to complain that nothing is his fault for a month then shit his pants and eat another big mac, it always ends the same way, its not exciting.