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[Larry David's Opera Cape]

SHITLORD SURGEON KEEPS POONER AWAKE AT NIGHT!

“Your areolas are too big! GTFO of my office!”

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Dr. Adjaipal KANG is right.

https://providers.upmc.com/provider/ajaipal-s-kang/1320353

Look carefully at the rare Chad pajeet:

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Yikes. I guess the boomer book group UNICORN GIRLS is a good place to find these guys. Here's Kevin Gibes Part II and his pet Discord mod looking for more hitchhikers to eat.
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Emergency Move due to Erection Election
I have no vagina and I must beg.
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He's so full of shit (must be constipated from all the Gamer Fuel and spironolactone).
The Kansas bill with language that allows single-sex bathrooms to be enforced passed in 2024. People waking up to what you are and what you want was not in fact, Orange Man's fault.

Lol this is the faggot who posted that "just you dare to try to stop me or a Trans woman in my presence from using the womens bathroom"
Billy badass here saying it'll be the last thing you do if you stop this fat cross dressing freak from trying to follow your kid into the bathroom, and here he is begging for money to move because he's scared of the Orange Man.

Thought he was a tough Trans woman that would feed you your teeth?
What a clown.

 

[Farsided]

Indeed.
And that's still true not counting thing done not on purpose.
Because troons tend to be unsanitary.

You also gamble with FtM not having T. gel residue on their hands as they handle your food.
I mean, I wouldn't care much, I'd transition from male to alphamale but the ladies might not want to grow a beard.

 

[Procrastinhater]

SHITLORD SURGEON KEEPS POONER AWAKE AT NIGHT!

“Your areolas are too big! GTFO of my office!”

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And people have told me its just a conspiracy theory that a lot of these surgeons are Transphobes that despise their patients.
Whoever this dude was his troll level is right up there with Dr Garcia, that troll face surgeon from Madrid. The way she says he "poked and prodded, insulted my looks" makes me picture him poking her areolas with a ball point pen while shitting on her and making snide remarks about her hairy Pooner tits right to her face before throwing her out.

Very sad, am I right?
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Talk about thoroughly not getting it.

The face of Trans Joy

This isn't talked about enough.

Don't get me started. I'm still pissed I had to changr sandwich shops after they hired a fucking Pooner.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

You also gamble with FtM not having T. gel residue on their hands as they handle your food.
I mean, I wouldn't care much, I'd transition from male to alphamale but the ladies might not want to grow a beard.

I wouldn’t trust them to handle this shit either:

 

[Fapcop]

I wouldn’t trust them to handle this shit either: View attachment 7077243

Posts like that one really puts it into perspective whenever someone trots out the classic “Oh pooners are just self hating and sexually abused women!”-line.

The fuck they are. Some maybe, but there are just as many perverted Fujo women sitting and gooning over a “happy trail”, every bit as perverted as a tranny getting hard over putting on a set of fake tits.

 

[bingin]

Posts like that one really puts it into perspective whenever someone trots out the classic “Oh pooners are just self hating and sexually abused women!”-line.

The fuck they are. Some maybe, but there are just as many perverted Fujo women sitting and gooning over a “happy trail”, every bit as perverted as a tranny getting hard over putting on a set of fake tits.

what the fuck is a happy trail lol doesn't sound like i want to google it

 

[Fapcop]

Dr. Adjaipal KANG is right.

https://providers.upmc.com/provider/ajaipal-s-kang/1320353

Look carefully at the rare Chad pajeet:

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“WHAT IS THIS MADAM?!”

/Pokes deflated titty accusatory with finger/

“Madam have you seen your areola madam?! It’s is TOO BIG MAAM! I cannot WORK with this areola ma’am! It’s much too big! You go home, do the needful with testosterone, you come back in year ma’am!”

what the fuck is a happy trail lol doesn't sound like i want to google it

It’s a very gay and very fembrained name for the thin band of hair that some men get under their bellybutton.

 

[broken chiyron]

what the fuck is a happy trail lol doesn't sound like i want to google it

It's the line of hair men have that runs from their navel down to their groin.

 

[DatBepisTho]

It’s a very gay and very fembrained name for the thin band of hair that some men get under their bellybutton.

It also implies the existence of an "unhappy trail"... probably a line of hair leading to the asscrack.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

what the fuck is a happy trail lol doesn't sound like i want to google it

I understand, I still don’t know what futa is. Fat…upper…tranny…area?

 

[Magic Pickle]

I understand, I still don’t know what futa is. Fat…upper…tranny…area?

Futa is short for futanari, which is a kind of degenerate Japanese pornography which depicts natal women with natal penises - a physical impossibility. Due to a combination of goonerism and weeaboo proclivities, some TiMs will call themselves real-life futas to indicate they are these fictional "dickgirls" (the Western name for this genre), but actual Japanese people consider transgenderism to be a separate thing entirely. Really, the less you know about tranny terminology, the better.

Anyway, this L is not quite a tranny's L, but the L of someone who once loved a tranny: a pooner's ex-wife wonders if her abuse of testosterone gel contributed to the wife's own alarming testosterone levels, especially as her ranges have become more sex-appropriate once they separated.
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Prolonged T Exposure from FTM Partner on HRT gel?​

I (cis F 30) have been with my partner (F2M 30) for the last 10 years. We were together pre-transition and through his transition process.
My partner started HRT in 2018 via shots and we found that this was challenging for both himself and I. His body had issues at the injection sites and I noticed major mood swings towards the end of his supply.
After talking with his doctor he switched over to the gel in 2019. He would put it on at night before bed, on his shoulders or thighs. His doctor had assured him that there would be minimal risk of this impacting myself, and I’ve never had any signs that something is wrong.
Fast forward to undergoing fertility treatments and during testing it was discovered my testosterone came back at a 130 level (I was told high for women would be between 50-55). There were no signs or symptoms of high T in my system. We did rule out a tumor and other health concerns.
For other reasons my partner and I have separated and as a result I am no longer in contact with him. My endocrinologist believed my levels were due to the gel exposure over a prolonged time. After being apart for 3 weeks my levels dropped to 60 (still high). Now at 6 weeks separated my levels have dropped to 9 (within normal range).
Has this happened to anyone before or has anyone heard of any studies?

 

[Gorton Colu]

Posts like that one really puts it into perspective whenever someone trots out the classic “Oh pooners are just self hating and sexually abused women!”-line.

The fuck they are. Some maybe, but there are just as many perverted Fujo women sitting and gooning over a “happy trail”, every bit as perverted as a tranny getting hard over putting on a set of fake tits.

Absolutely. Women are into as degenerate nonsense as men. I've seen women enticed into a life of retardery by scumbags. I've also seen men pulled into a world of debauchery by harlots.

Gotta look out for each other.

 

[Law]

Lol this is the faggot who posted that "just you dare to try to stop me or a Trans woman in my presence from using the womens bathroom"
Billy badass here saying it'll be the last thing you do if you stop this fat cross dressing freak from trying to follow your kid into the bathroom, and here he is begging for money to move because he's scared of the Orange Man.

Thought he was a tough Trans woman that would feed you your teeth?
What a clown.

According to Ovarit, yes, it's the same one. I haven't found nor seen the Bathroom Badass post though.
And yes, Schrodinger's Tuff Trans, where they're simultaneously a black bloc super soldier who will grind TERF bones into dust and also a fragile waif who will literally die if exposed to a Trump hat.

You also gamble with FtM not having T. gel residue on their hands as they handle your food.
I mean, I wouldn't care much, I'd transition from male to alphamale but the ladies might not want to grow a beard.

On a scale of one to John Wick, how pissed would you be if pooner-gel harmed or killed your pet?

Pooner-gel is also known to potentially cause birth defects. The fight against second-hand smoke was a success, let's fight second-hand trans.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

On a scale of one to John Wick, how pissed would you be if pooner-gel harmed or killed your pet?

Send this image to any veterinary offices you encounter that employ a pooner vet tech (all of them).

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

According to Ovarit, yes, it's the same one. I haven't found nor seen the Bathroom Badass post though.

Here it is my good man: Daily Mail Article (Archive)

 

[Law]

Send this image to any veterinary offices you encounter that employ a pooner vet tech (all of them).

Nah man, you're thinking of early childhood education and libraries. Vet techs need to pass biology.

 

[cypocryphy]

Military troon Bryan "Bree" Framm looking totally different!

 

[There She Glows]

Runners and models often have a 17 BMI. 17-19 is what skinny-looking women have. If you're born already naturally skinny and do manual labour or just like running and hiking it's not difficult, People actually do come in different sizes and some are just small and bony. Remember that doctors say BMI is a useful tool, but so are your eyes. If a really small skinny kid doesn't appear on the growth curve chart/is bottom 1% weight but clearly has nothing wrong with it, it's still a healthy kid. You don't need anorexia to do it. Well, maybe you do in the USA.

It is well know that runners and certain other high impact athletes often stop getting their periods because they're runn ing at a caloric deficit (which yes can be very easy to do when you are burning so many calories) which causes hormonal effects to cascade - estradiol gets suppressed, body slows growth hormone response which contributes to bone mineral density issues like osteoporosis later in life, thyroid function impacted, increased cortisol (stress hormone) to compensate for energy levels. It's often seen as "normal" but it isn't healthy.

Of course if you think models are just existing at their healthy natural weight and not because they eat a single saltine and three lines of coke for breakfast I don't know what to tell you.

 

[CoolFool]

That one troon crying because he doesn't get to look like Megan Fox due to not starting puberty blockers early... does he not realize that most women (REAL WOMEN) won't come anywhere close to looking like Megan Fox? Megan Fox and other women like her are famous because they're stunningly gorgeous, they're in the top percentile for looks. Most people, regardless of their sex, will never be able to look like a super model, no matter how hard they try. The average person is going to look, well, average. Looking at his photos, he's extremely average looking, both as a child and now as an adult. He could have looked like a normal man, now he just looks like a freak.

He isn't the first troon I've seen with this mindset. I've seen way too many troons and pooners cry about the fact that they don't look like a super model because they started hormones and puberty blockers late. They truly believe it's puberty that ruined their chances of being hot and sexy and not the fact that they are simply average/ugly looking to begin with.