DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

Isn't ndo103 an Iron Chef Sakai sock?

ndo103 was a dent/whale at one time then you know who started using the name to tip and he blew his own cover by saying something like "when I tipped you yesterday" on the wrong account

 

[Eekum Bokum]

This FNaF marathon has been 35 minutes of gameplay and 3 hours of talking.

 

[Comma]

I know it's something that has been stated many times before and the bar has been set extremely low, but: this legit might be his worst stream ever. Non-stop stalling, technical issues and taking breaks.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

KC really did save him because pre KC he was begging for $50 goals and just happy to get that while being on pace for his first year under $100k ever.

Just a reminder that the $50 goal was tips only and he was still receiving more from superchats and memberships.

Also to whoever was implying Philip and Khat are a loving couple; that awkward two finger stroke he did of her last time she was on stream lives in my nightmares. It was horrific. It’s like what you did in baby school when you were scared to touch a girl. Except it was a 42 year old that was married to the person.

You also have the Thanksgiving video thumbnail, which still makes me laugh because of how unintentionally funny it is.

Most people who aren't embarrassed of their obese wife would have taken a picture where the "family" is happy with the new washing machine/dryer, but clearly that wasn't the case. I know the Phil cope answer to that but still, the fact they don't seem to have one single picture together or one that isn't from their wedding is very telling.

We have 99 lemonade shooter pack and fireball whisky shooter packs just $100 for him to take a shot. Also has a full bottle a tequila ready to go.

Reminds me of when he did those monthly react events, and in one he had like 3-4 bottles almost full but then by the next event those bottles were mysteriously gone and he had to buy more.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Gourmet Phil describing the teriyaki chicken with his vast foodie knowledge:
"It's moist, it's juicy, it's chewy, and it has a teriyaki flavor."
"The teriyaki sauce is bowlth savory and sweet"
"The char gives it an added charcoal flavor"
"This is from a hybrid fusion place"
We also got an "mmm!" and several "yummy!"s.


He's eating like an alien pig and somehow managed to get imitation crab on his shoulder. No wonder Khet doesn't want to sit across the table from this:

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I don't know what's worse: the fact that Darksydepimp is being a retarded larper blowing money on Phil, or the fact that Phil is so desperate for money that he'll take it up the ass from the KC dents trolling him.

Also, Phil once again refuses to wear his glasses.
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He is no larper. He is a dent. To give PPP, that’s what I call him, or Phil money makes you retarded.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Just a reminder that the $50 goal was tips only and he was still receiving more from superchats and memberships.


You also have the Thanksgiving video thumbnail, which still makes me laugh because of how unintentionally funny it is.

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Most people who aren't embarrassed of their obese wife would have taken a picture where the "family" is happy with the new washing machine/dryer, but clearly that wasn't the case. I know the Phil cope answer to that but still, the fact they don't seem to have one single picture together or one that isn't from their wedding is very telling.


Reminds me of when he did those monthly react events, and in one he had like 3-4 bottles almost full but then by the next event those bottles were mysteriously gone and he had to buy more.

Tracking still put him on pace for his lowest year ever pre KC by a fair amount and Argentina was in full swing at the time so memberships were already basically useless like they are now. KC will probably end up shifting over $100k to DSP in total by the time this year is done pretty insane when you think about it.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Tracking still put him on pace for his lowest year ever pre KC by a fair amount and Argentina was in full swing at the time so memberships were already basically useless like they are now. KC will probably end up shifting over $100k to DSP in total by the time this year is done pretty insane when you think about it.

Everyone has pointed and laughed when PPP (insert joke) has bent Phil over and humiliated him on numerous occasions, peaking with the last Grill Phil. But even a gin-brain like Phil knows that while his popularity resurgence is fictional, his FINANCIAL resurgence is due to money from the KC dents. I don't know if it's $100K more in income but it's in the tens of thousands. Phil will cling to that income until someone pries it from his cold, dead hands. Or he gives it to Scopely and DoorDash.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Everyone has pointed and laughed when PPP (insert joke) has bent Phil over and humiliated him on numerous occasions, peaking with the last Grill Phil. But even a gin-brain like Phil knows that while his popularity resurgence is fictional, his FINANCIAL resurgence is due to money from the KC dents. I don't know if it's $100K more in income but it's in the tens of thousands. Phil will cling to that income until someone pries it from his cold, dead hands. Or he gives it to Scopely and DoorDash.

Exactly right. Phil has been passively aggressively attacking Kick chat for a while now, knowing they are almost all trolls and sneak dissers. He'd cut and run from Kick in a second if it wasn't for the money he's getting from the KC crowd.

We'll know precisely when the Kino arc is dead and buried, because Phil will drop Kick streaming in a heartbeat.

 

[Comma]

 

[Grease Fountain]

Dood it's RNG bullshit! This game that millions of children have beaten is literally impossible! Ragequit number 1.
His "marathons" are always total trash but he's outdoing himself this time. Might be interesting to check at the end how many minutes of gameplay there actually were.

 

[Digger10]

He hung up the phone call that's supposed to introduce you to the game:

That'd be funny, except he's played the original game before. Granted, that was ten years ago and he wouldn't remember everything even if it was two years ago.

 

[neger psykolog]

I know it's something that has been stated many times before and the bar has been set extremely low, but: this legit might be his worst stream ever. Non-stop stalling, technical issues and taking breaks.

This is where the best word ever comes in.
You mean it is the penultimate worst stream ever.

Because DSP is eternal and he will outlive us all and will always make a worse stream than this one.

 

[Grease Fountain]

Jumpscare warning

Ragequit 2 incoming. Night 2, by the way.

 

[depth tester]

holy fuck this frame. looks like some meme edit.

 

[lupinthethird]

This is legitimately one of his most insufferable streams ever

 

[Iron Hamster]

Have you not seen a single stream where Kat was present? Not saying they hate each other, but they have zero chemistry.

She recoiled every time he touched her shoulder

The look of utter disdain on her face when she turned and looked at him that one night...........hoo boy.

when his best pal PPP calls her fat

He doesn't have much going on and keeps it vague for attention.

He has less than nothing going on. Far less of a life than those he calls no life losers.

that long pause has to be indicative of something,

with the awkwardness and head bobbing it certainly is something.

My guess is in his mind showing how he's not scared makes him a manly man

If he gets scared, it will remind him of almost getting his ass kicked.

 

[neger psykolog]

I know it's something that has been stated many times before and the bar has been set extremely low, but: this legit might be his worst stream ever. Non-stop stalling, technical issues and taking breaks.

This is legitimately one of his most insufferable streams ever

I'm so tempted to make a community happenings post about it, especially with the video of him quitting the tutorial straight away but I already post too many DSP updates. Hopefully he does something more notable so that I can make one - it must be pretty bad if two long term DSP subforum posters have both chimed in to say how especially bad the stream is.

An aside: does anyone know poemjosh's new tweeter account? feel free to DM it to me if you don't want to post it publicly, I enjoy his updates and the fact that he posts a message every few weeks/months that says "I won't have time for DSP because I'm going to be busy" but then he keep posting 200 updates on DSP every day afterwards (no hate on whoever runs that account, I'm just as bad and its funny. This will definitely be my last post about DSP ever!)

 

[Squats=Slut]

God I really picked the right day to show Phil to my friend, this was her first ever watching of one of his actual streams and she literally screamed in confusion when she realized he has gotten over 500 bucks this stream while being so fucking boring and just not playing the games. I can't believe that in about 5 hours of stream time he only played the game for about 20 minutes, this really is his biggest fucking stinker yet.

 

[neger psykolog]

God I really picked the right day to show Phil to my friend, this was her first ever watching of one of his actual streams and she literally screamed in confusion when she realized he has gotten over 500 bucks this stream while being so fucking boring and just not playing the games. I can't believe that in about 5 hours of stream time he only played the game for about 20 minutes, this really is his biggest fucking stinker yet.

Are you guys in a hotel room and is she doing weird semi-sexual gymnastic poses like PandaLee while you walk around with a camera ignoring her?

Brother, turn off the DSP. He's going to do the exact same shit tomorrow and the day after and next week and for all of eternity.