Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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There's a video of ethan saying his kids had that though. So was he lying back then or is he lying now?
I think what's happened was
1. 1 kid definitely had giardia (11 month old)
2. second kid had diarrhea, but they thought it was giardia
3. they had the second kid tested, but it wasn't giardia.
So he was mistaken when he announced 2 kids had giardia.
 
This clip is essential viewing. If you weren't convinced that Reddit and Twitch were conspiring against Ethan, just you wait!

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Normie retards like Ethan getting within a pussy hair of figuring out how shit actually works but not quite entirely grasping the whole concept or fully understanding whats truly happening will never ceae to be hilarious. This is almost like watch Tariq Nasheed blame everything on "white people"
 
1) That's legit Tourettes and that's what it looks like in an adult who isn't doing it on purpose. Sniffing, eyebrow bullshit, blinking, all those "little adjustment" things are the most common tics by far. Vocal tics are more uncommon and they're usually still not very purposeful. Clicking, coughing, going "ugh", and making weird gutteral noises, and even animal-like noises are way more common than actually saying words.

Tourettes is kinda a spectrum between totally neurologically based actions (like those that are induced in people on certain drugs) and totally psychological, impulse actions that look more like ocd, adhd, or unfortunately bpd attention-seeking. The more complex the behavior is, the more psychological it usually is, just my personal observation. If they go "ugg" and blink it's probably more neurological, if they're addicted to tiktok and are yelling "Beans!" and fifteen other trendy statements, it's probably more mental illness.

A lot of people outgrow tics, but Ethan is pretty much a solid example of what it looks like in an adult man who isn't doin' it for the Vine, and it's always kinda impressed me that he still found his way into podcasting/ being on camera.


2) I don't think he looks underweight. That's just how you look when you used to be fat and you lose a lot of weight. Gaunt.

This type of stuff really makes me pissy when it comes to content moderation-related laws. Because you just know that Reddit, Google, etc, they'll be able to get away with it because they're also doing so much to support whatever the narrative is. But all the smaller sites would be devastated by bad actors, and as such could be easily targeted by gay ops and false flag bullshit. Kinda already is that way with how most chan boards have to deal with CP spam if someone doesn't like them. I don't know what the solution is. I just give Null my money so he can worry about it instead.
 
The best thing to do in this current situation is to get off the internet for a while, pause the show and take time off indefinitely till you get your shit together.
I'm inclined to agree if the attempts to come to a resolve behind the scenes weren't futile. Some people just need to be made into an example; especially the people who have Reddit and Twitch wrapped around their finger.
 
Never cared for H3, didn't know about them until the FUPA thing happened and magically all the money was gone after their run. That being said, weaponizing the state, especially CPS should reserve you a place in a shallow ditch. No judge, no jury, you risked it all and failed, your life is forfeit. As for him whining about reddit and their obviously one-sided moderation policy, I don't fucking care; welcome to the faggot Internet Ethan, you fat hebe cuck.
 
When I took in my latest kittens, they had giardia and their shit stunk so bad that it'd smell up the house. I can't imagine having to change a diaper full of that parasite poop or leaving infected dog shit lying around.
The kids could've been playing outside? I've heard of kids getting it from sandboxes. I don't know if they have one.
 
Public Health Medfag here so this is my wheelhouse.

Giardia is a condition that healthcare providers are mandated to report to the health department. It's spread specifically by contact with contaminated feces or food/water contaminated by it. Essentially you need to swallow a few tiny parasites to get sick.

In a normal, healthy adult it's not dangerous but in small children this level of chronic diarrhea could be deadly. Same goes for someone who might be a serious drug user.

If I got a report of a whole household with giardia, I'd call CPS. It is not uncommon to see it in children who live in dog shit riddled houses.
Lmao you're full of shit.
Giardia is spread through contaminated food and water.
People often get it from bodies of water usually from camping etc
If a whole household got it, that would be normal because it's quite contagious.

He says at 13.04, that his kid didn't even have it. His kid had some other form of diarrhea.

Because Ethan is a dumbass, he assumed his kid had it because his dog had it.
 
The kid did not have GIARDIA Jesus fucking Christ you guys do not research.

I see long ass paragraphs dunking on Ethan for his kid eating dog shit.

The CPS report found this was false and the kid does not have GIARDIA.

You guys are worst then reddit sometimes. You see a headline and off to the races you go to write huge emotional paragraphs without even watching the video.

You are doing the same shit you hate reddit for.
Ethan literally said, more than once over the past 2 weeks, that his entire family contracted Giardia. Even if the baby didn't have it, the baby still had to be tested for it by a doctor due to Ethan & Hila contracting it. For Ethan's baby to have been tested for Giardia, it means the Klien's would have had to have taken the baby to a pediatrician or urgent care and told a doctor "So the whole house caught a dog-poop transmitted parasite infection, can you test the baby for it to make sure they didn't catch it too?" ...that's gonna raise some red flags.

I think what's happened was
1. 1 kid definitely had giardia (11 month old)
2. second kid had diarrhea, but they thought it was giardia
3. they had the second kid tested, but it wasn't giardia.
So he was mistaken when he announced 2 kids had giardia.
This makes the most sense.
 
Lmao you're full of shit.
Giardia is spread through contaminated food and water.
People often get it from bodies of water usually from camping etc
If a whole household got it, that would be normal because it's quite contagious.

He says at 13.04, that his kid didn't even have it. His kid had some other form of diarrhea.

Because Ethan is a dumbass, he assumed his kid had it because his dog had it.
I fail to see how he is full of shit when you agreed with half his points and then didn't address the other points. All his kids didn't have giardia just one, perhaps the doctor like Ethan assumed they all had it since another kid of symptoms shortly afterwards and reported them. It seems likely to me the CPS guy coming to chat with them is not gay ops but standard procedure from the doctor unless someone has outrated stated they reported ethan
 
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Ethan literally said, more than once over the past 2 weeks, that his entire family contracted Giardia. Even if the baby didn't have it, the baby still had to be tested for it by a doctor due to Ethan & Hila contracting it. For Ethan's baby to have been tested for Giardia, it means the Klien's would have had to have taken the baby to a pediatrician or urgent care and told a doctor "So the whole house caught a dog-poop transmitted parasite infection, can you test the baby for it to make sure they didn't catch it too?" ...that's gonna raise some red flags.


This makes the most sense.
Im talking as it pertains to the CPS call.

The quoted message in your message makes the most sense. It is contagious. I highly doubt the baby is walking around eating shit. Get real.
 
He was under the assumption that since the dog had it - the kid might have it as well. This was not the case.
Right, but Ethan didn't hedge it with a "might." He straight up says that his kid must have eaten poop to get giardia. And where would the kid be crawling around where they could readily get poop or poop particles in their mouth?

The determination of it being not-giardia was made by the pediatrician, not CPS because their investigation is still active.
 
This is a certified never move to LA moment right here...

Ethan pre LA:
Had a very successful channel
Was well liked by reasonable people on all sides of the political spectrum
Had lots of friends/fellow Youtubers who had fun making videos with Ethan
Then Ethan for some stupid reason moves to LA once success goes to his head

New to LA:
Starts distancing/losing contact with his old friends
Has some bad takes once in a while
Puts out some good videos once in a while
Starts leaning into west coast politics/rhetoric

"Certified LA Resident TM":
Starts a podcast
A revolving door of god awful podcast cohosts
Original audience has mostly left him due to a complete flip of his content
Caters exclusively to an audience of terminally online Redditors
Gets into a circle of breadtube grifters with an extremist audience

Current Ethan:
Realizes he doesn't agree with a lot of what his new audience/peers views
Starts voicing dissenting opinions which starts a bunch of drama
Audience turns on him and starts going after him and his family
H3H3's original audience just watching Ethan getting eaten alive by the very people he once tried to pander to.

This is why you never move to LA when you hit it big because the same faggots who you try to make money from will come back to bite your ass once you give them a reason to. I feel bad for the kids as they have no involvement in this other than that their parents are money grubbing retards. Number one rule for youtube should be to keep your kids away from it, too many weirdos.
 
I fail to see how he is full of shit you agreed with half his points and then didn't address the other points. All his kids didn't have giardia just one, perhaps the doctor like Ethan assumed they all had it since another kid of symptoms shortly afterwards and reported them. It seems likely to me the CPS guy coming to chat with them is not gay ops but standard procedure from the doctor unless someone has outrated stated they reported ethan
You wouldn't call CPS for a parasitic infection in a household.
That's insane lol.

You would notify the government health body because it's spread through water so if there is a cluster of infections, you may need to make a public health notification (i.e Don't go swimming in this creek etc or recall a contaminated food item)

Why the fuck would you notify CPS?
That makes zero sense from a medical perspective.
Highly infectious non-blood borne disease spreading through a household isn't an automatic mandated report because it's not indicative of neglect.
 
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