Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Stroppy Trollop]

Anna: "You'll never believe what this outfit is inspired by."

I believe it was inspired by the ongoing abuse of opioids, actual retardation and not getting any attention as a child.

I think Anna will go through with the next round(s) of surgery because all the "fibrosis" removal and resulting fat regain in funny places will finally give her a rack worth glancing briefly at. Instead of the imminent post-op Popeye arms, she'll soon be sporting massive, misshapen, sweaty and swingin' titties.
Hopefully it's the front-tits.

 

[Trombonista]

Hopefully it's the front-tits.

Come on, we all know it will be the back boobs.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

There's ghost bikes all over my city, and I don't think it's weird to post photos of them. I don't think it's weird to post photos of gravestones, either. They're pretty and solemn and obviously put there so people can look at them and remember them.

But you know Anna just thought it was quirky and has no idea what it is.

Yeah, it's the second part that had me spazzing about it. She doesn't include anything of an explanation about it (most people I know who do gravestone pictures will typically provide amplifying information - where the graveyard is, the dates if they're provided, etc.), and I can damned near guarantee that she doesn't know what it's for.

If someone knows what the significance of a ghost bike is, I don't mind at all. Same with tombstones, catacombs, etc. But you know Anna just thinks it's a quirky thing that's out there. And she'd probably pose on it if there were room for her ample ass.

 

[thejackal2]

A redditor (see how easy that is lurking redditors) posted this nutrition info on the drink. Even for starbucks, this one is a bad fat and sugar bomb.



Matcha is bitter so I get it a bit, but 33g of sugar on top of all that dairy is a lot, man.

 

[GenociderSyo]

This is the campaign:

 

[anliteralidiot]

I almost like the color palette she chose, since it's washed out Mardi Gras colors. But the leggings...

 

[often puzzled]

I almost like the color palette she chose, since it's washed out Mardi Gras colors. But the leggings...

It's all just too much. Everything Anna always does is too much. All of the individual items would be a little less offensive if paired with something more sedate, but they don't go together in any real way, and the cumulative effect makes me do the online equivalent of rubbernecking so hard that I end up in a ditch.

Here's a side by side of the dress on Anna and the dress on the site's plus-size model:



Here's the dress on a regular model (the straight size version of the same dress):



It would be hard to make the dress work in general, but it doesn't even begin to fit Anna properly. It's supposed to be hugely oversized and floaty, but it's clinging to Anna's . . . uh . . . not-curves. Even the torso is supposed to float away from the body. It's also not "giving" French in any non-drugged world. The white compression tights make her look like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man:



This outfit is completely unhinged, even for Anna. I approve, in other words. More batshit stylings, please!

 

[Plus Size Polka]

That dress is grandma’s nightie and doesn’t look good on anyone. Anna cranks the weird up to 11 and not in a fun way.

As for her finances, she came from a family with money and, back when her brain still at least partially functioned, she had a bank(?) job where she socked away a good amount of cash and made some smart investments. As long as she doesn’t become a gambling addict, she can ride off of that and her influencer money for a while even as her impulse control dwindles and she makes ever stupider decisions about her health. She’s not going to live for very long so it’s not like she needs a retirement fund.

 

[ChantalsTaintBalls]

It’s equal parts Marlon Brando’s Dr. Moreau and Bette Davis’ Baby Jane. Total freakshow.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I love the grandma's nightie dresses, sue me. However the look is not the most flattering and you need to work extra hard to style it right. That means not using the dress as a base for a vaguely """"""french"""""" outfit accessories that don't match each other
Anna is calling them "colorful accents" but you don't need any more accents with a dress that colorful
Edit: not being a deathfat would help too

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

It reeks of "look mommy, I dressed myself"

 

[Otterly]

The dress looks awful on a smaller woman.

It’s an adorable frock - for a little girl. It would be suitable for a small girl maybe under ten, who is at a fancy wedding. It is completely the wrong shape for an adult.

Even for starbucks, this one is a bad fat and sugar bomb.

As long as I live I will not understand this calorie bomb daily ‘thick’ drink stuff. It’s sickly and sickening. How can anyone drink this stuff? Drinks are thin liquid. How can people drink this viscous stuff? Doesn’t it make you feel sick? AARRRRRGGHHH it makes me feel ill just looking at it. I cannot understand these ‘thick drinks.’ Revolting.
(Sorry, rant over, I just do not understand how anyone can ingest this thick liquid.)
Starbucks can’t even make a cup of tea taste nice.

 

[Terfatron]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the dress, the gloves (Holy fuck!!), the barret, the tumblrina docs and the leggings.
The SHADES!!! I can't!

It's all such a mush. Is this what reversed dysphoria looks like?
Say what you want but her and Amber have the exact same taste level, just that Anna shops expensive where hammock (lol autocorrect) shops target but it's like they can't dress good if their life depended on it! Hahahahahahaha I love this for her.

 

[Barbarella]

It’s an ugly dress and I side eye anybody who likes it. The best supermodel in the world cannot wear it and make it look high end. On Anna it’s giving clown. All she needs is the makeup.

It’s so bad. So bad. So, it’s supposed to be an ethereal floaty dress that reminds you of fairies and gardens and floating clouds.

Nobody fat can do ethereal, I don’t care about that popular company that made those princess dresses all the deathfats wore a few years ago. They all looked bad. Deathfats all need to be wearing muumuus, many of which, by the way, are really are not that ugly. (Anna, they come in 1970s orange with glitter!) But I digress.

Anna pairs a mini floaty dress with harsh dark green leather driving gloves that don’t fit her. And a structured casual moon bag in a different color green which is wrong style, wrong color. There white tights make her look like lumpy spoiled milk. Girl loves a beret but again, it doesn’t go with the dress. A pretty flowing hairstyle would have or even a silky bow, but not a hat. The dress doesn’t need a neck scarf, it’s supposed to be unstructured. It doesn’t help a no neck woman to cover the top of a dress and announce she has no neck. And novelty sunglasses cheapen it. her green/lavendar accessories are too much. This dress didn’t want any of that but maybe a hair braid and a little clutch. Clunky tied shoes, librarian cat-eye glasses-none of it work. We know she can’t wear sandals and kitten heels but you don’t put thick soled bowling shoes with a confection of a dress. How did this woman ever think she can style clothes? Everything is wrong.

As for her body-Look at the waist!!! She has got to be six feet around. And her hips may be professional basketball player width. She should never choose a dress like that, short, light, with a high neckline and obvious waist. She has compression on her arms, many weeks after she should be able to take it off at least for a photo. So this light airy spring dress has layers and layers. So hilariously wrong.

It’s so so terrible in every way I have to say our fashiondontcha is back. I hope to see many more disasters.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It's all just too much. Everything Anna always does is too much. All of the individual items would be a little less offensive if paired with something more sedate, but they don't go together in any real way, and the cumulative effect makes me do the online equivalent of rubbernecking so hard that I end up in a ditch.

Here's a side by side of the dress on Anna and the dress on the site's plus-size model:



Here's the dress on a regular model (the straight size version of the same dress):

I just think it could work. Not on Anna, Lord no, but I like it. Trade the gloves for a belt in the same green, like this:

Burn the beret. Burn the leggings, and then burn the ashes again. Maybe some cute, small earrings,.like little flowers.
Trade the doc martens for something pointy. A big skirt like that with a pointy shoe can make your legs look longer, and it just matches the vibe better.
I'm not saying it looks good on Anna, I'm just saying that I see the vision in her outfit, for once. The complementary colors are cute, the dress could be cute, it's just the accessory choices (gloves, beret, leggings, sunglasses) and her size that ruin it.

 

[That_Ain't_Mayo]

View attachment 7077336
View attachment 7077330

This entire thing is horrifying including her shaking hands.

I would give my entire life savings to see Anna hurple down the Champs-Élysées in this exact outfit just so I could watch the horrified reactions of nearby Parisians.

 

[beautiful person]

I have thought about it, and I think the dress would be fine if it were sleeveless and the bodice more fitted, so that it doesn't look like a marshmallowy semi-monstrosity. The most offensive thing about the outfit to me are the tights and shoes, though all of the green and purple accessories are also goofy af. I would pair it (the modified sleeveless, fitted version) with black sunglasses, black heels, and a bag kinda like this:


It'd still look bad on Anna, though, because the dress length and skirt floofiness barely cover her ass, and then you'd have to see her legs, even if her ass weren't out.

 

[Missanthrope101]

That dress looks like it would be adorable on a little girl for Easter mass. On Anna it looks ridiculous (like everything does, honestly).

 

[ghjoigcbn]

The color of the dress is very unflattering as well. Pale yellow is difficult to pull off for most people. You’ll notice tbe models the chose have deeper skin tones that contrast against the yellow. Anna looks completely washed out and the white tights aren’t helping. Why not choose a green dress for a matcha? I agree with everyone; she looks utterly deranged.

The drink is just a milk shake basically. I tried one a year or so ago just to see what the hype was about. I expected it to be a sweet treat but i still could not finish the tall one.

Edit-
There is now an insta story of her screeching at Odd Duck in Austin. She is having food and what appears to be a cocktail.

 

[HamFan]

Besides the terrible cut of the dress, the whole thing seems so toddler-like because she picked accessories like a little girl playing dress up:

Spoiler

Did you even think of a cape, Anna?
She just went to her closet and grabbed anything purple or green she could find.