You mispelled "SWATTTTed."
He's been using that 'gym towel' line for the better part of a decade. Asperger syndrome.
I love how Pat handily contextualizes everything in these comebacks so you don't even have to read the tweets he's replying to.
The former Bulwer-Lytton contest for worst possible first sentences should have found room for this.
This is almost as funny as his claims of not being fat, even though we have pictures of him being fat and pictures of his poverty shack being a poverty shack.
Only in comparision to Fatpig can Schopenhauer be called a brilliant mind.
Laser need to be amplified to a certain spot, putting up random mirrors along its path is not gonna yield any results.
Morse Code?
One of the dumbest tropes of sci-fi, they're called space-ships so cosmic warfare must be just like naval warfare.
Nah that part is solid. If you have directed laser communication and someone throws a bunch of scattering material in the beampath, enough of that the signal could get reflected unto a sensor seeking to intercept it. Depending on the way the information is encoded, it is feasible that you get enough signal to noise for an intercept.
Let's just say he won't be filling out any job applications any time soon. Why work when you are busy fighting fascism on twitter?
i have no idea how they broke his brain this bad that he doesn't even know the name of the Torswats kid and keeps calling him Nathan Fillion ala the actor of his favorite "deeply problematic" show Firefly.
They broke the mold when they made Pat. When I say 'they', I mean 'he'. The mold was broken because he is so fat he literally busted out if it.
If by interrogation room you mean 'room in which MPD lawyers took his deposition', I think you're on to something.
He throws salt around his yard because he's too noodle armed to lever out the the weeds. Nikki is the one who wields the lever. She needs it to get him into those four sizes too small shirts.
