Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

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The pedomobile was involved
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caffeinated_pirate said:
What’s the point of stealing a car with Mamachu in it though? They blew away brotherchu, why leave the old lady alive in the backseat?
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Probably to avoid a felony kidnapping charge? There's been a video of some guy stealing a car at a gas station, returning and taking thr baby out of back.

Edit: wait, that doesn't make sense since they allegedly shot at brotherchu...
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
Probably to avoid a felony kidnapping charge? There's been a video of some guy stealing a car at a gas station, returning and taking thr baby out of back.

Edit: wait, that doesn't make sense since they allegedly shot at brotherchu...
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Yeah, murder is one thing but kidnapping charges are another.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
There's conflicting information in the news posts. Could be related, could be separate. But since thr car was stolen I'm leaning towards the car thieves eventually crashed. Also maybe they got into a shoot out with the police.

Edit: Ah. I see @BraxLogatoBizon is here to shit up yet another thread with his presence and cold takes.
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Stop being fat
 
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Jace on ice said:
Jesus Christ the hits keep coming.
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What's wild is that since tophia can't drive, and mamachu is currently in thr hospital, how are they gonna get back to their other cars of those ones aren't impounded already?

With the wrecked car too, they lost their primary shelter. 2025 isn't their year.
 
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Jace on ice said:
I mean that's technically true given his fast food gig was their only source of income.

Actually why doesn't Mamachu get a disability check as fucked up and sickly as she is?
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I've heard Tophia complain that Mamachu was denied, and they just haven't tried again. I thought it was common knowledge that most everyone is denied the first time they applied, but I guess the Slydells didn't.
 
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incelking said:
Thank you.
Idk why these fags are feeling bad for them
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I only harbor sympathy for mamachu. Albeit all of this could have been avoided if she raised her kids right.
chiropractic gynecologist said:
you think when mamachu woke up to see the car being jacked she just screamed at the carjacker with her anne ramsey ass face?
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AAAHH! Tophia! [Cough ack cough] do something!
But, then she turns her head to see the car door wide open and tophia waddling away, out of breath (she walked three feet)
 
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