Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

often puzzled said:
It's all just too much. Everything Anna always does is too much. All of the individual items would be a little less offensive if paired with something more sedate, but they don't go together in any real way, and the cumulative effect makes me do the online equivalent of rubbernecking so hard that I end up in a ditch.

Here's a side by side of the dress on Anna and the dress on the site's plus-size model:

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Here's the dress on a regular model (the straight size version of the same dress):

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It would be hard to make the dress work in general, but it doesn't even begin to fit Anna properly. It's supposed to be hugely oversized and floaty, but it's clinging to Anna's . . . uh . . . not-curves. Even the torso is supposed to float away from the body. It's also not "giving" French in any non-drugged world. The white compression tights make her look like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man:

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This outfit is completely unhinged, even for Anna. I approve, in other words. More batshit stylings, please!
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Also it gets so short on her that it creates the look of a peplum too, which widens her hips even more. Docs shorten your legs, light tights embiggen the thighs, the gloves, the hat..... it looks like what a 6 year old would wear to a tea party birthday party to be "fancy" OR...OR...something the notorious 60 year old loli troon STEFOKNEE would wear 24720753366_f3dc7e5af8_w-3767600090.jpg i feel like I'm on a list now for looking this up.
 
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Barbarella said:
It’s an ugly dress and I side eye anybody who likes it. The best supermodel in the world cannot wear it and make it look high end. On Anna it’s giving clown. All she needs is the makeup.
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No one over the age of 3 should wear something like this. 40-year old Anna with her white stockings and ham hock legs certainly shouldn't. I get wanting to wear something whimsical, eclectic, and flamboyant in your own unique style, a la the late fashion icon Iris Apfel, but this ain't it. Anna looks hideous.

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The awesome Iris Apfel
 
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beautiful person said:
The way the smile drops off the face of that background chick immediately after Anna's shriek.
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Unwashed hair, bloated face, looking like death warmed over—I'm starting to wonder if, now that she's had lipo, fat's starting to deposit in her face, because damn, she's turning into a pumpkin.

ETA: Feeling extra autistic today (translation: don't want to do laundry), so the restaurant she's at in these pics is a dinner place called the Odd Duck, and the drink she's holding in her paw is a hurricane.

Here's a shot of the dining area she was seated in:
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Here's the $15 boozy concoction she was enjoying.
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Otterly said:
It’s an adorable frock - for a little girl. It would be suitable for a small girl maybe under ten, who is at a fancy wedding. It is completely the wrong shape for an adult.

As long as I live I will not understand this calorie bomb daily ‘thick’ drink stuff. It’s sickly and sickening. How can anyone drink this stuff? Drinks are thin liquid. How can people drink this viscous stuff? Doesn’t it make you feel sick? AARRRRRGGHHH it makes me feel ill just looking at it. I cannot understand these ‘thick drinks.’ Revolting.
(Sorry, rant over, I just do not understand how anyone can ingest this thick liquid.)
Starbucks can’t even make a cup of tea taste nice.
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The dress: Yes, good point. It would look cute on a little girl with tights and white or lavender mary janes. Anna is way too old and way too big to pull this off.

Starbucks drinks: Yeah, they’re overglorified sugar bombs. Mini PL(?): It would take me three days to drink a frappuccino because it had so much gunk in it. (I love me a mocha chip frappie but I don’t drink them anymore.)

Anna: ”You don’t know what I eat.”

Yes I do. Thousands of calories of junk food every day for years.
 
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Anna gets away with dressing like a clown car fit to bursting with clowns inside because nobody who follows her actually knows anything about styling. I won't sperg too hard about it, but the fact that she paired aggressively masculine pieces like those stupid gloves with such a delicate dress (that already makes her look like a tacky wedding cake) is indicative that her idea of styling starts and ends with "oo, the colors matchy-matchy."
Chococat3012 said:
anna (not) eating on camera cringe buffet

I just died at this Kate Winslet's compilation, seriously couldn't believe my eyes and thought the cruise dance was AI
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Watching this video surprised me because it made me realize Anna used to be so, so much more lively and flexible in her videos - even her try-on hauls. Now she stands stationary like a useless piece of junk barely able to lift her clodhoppers for more than a few seconds because every part of her weighs more than it should even on a corn-fed ranch hand.

I doubt she ever would've been able to get herself down to the low 200s (the most realistic maintenance point for someone like her), but I wonder what her life would've been like then; in a way, I wish she had reached it, if just because we'd be able to see her nastiness towards other people more often with her increased mobility and sociability. But as it is, that video of her squawking in public is still good enough for me, especially the way her smile always, always fails to reach her eyes. Grim stuff!
 
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Angry New Ager said:
Unwashed hair, bloated face, looking like death warmed over—I'm starting to wonder if, now that she's had lipo, fat's starting to deposit in her face, because damn, she's turning into a pumpkin.

ETA: Feeling extra autistic today (translation: don't want to do laundry), so the restaurant she's at in these pics is a dinner place called the Odd Duck, and the drink she's holding in her paw is a hurricane.

Here's a shot of the dining area she was seated in:
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Here's the $15 boozy concoction she was enjoying.
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Frozen hurricane drink

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Pusser’s, Smith & Cross, Flor de Cana rums, Aperol, strawberry shrub, tarragon, lime

I dont know of Odd Duck holds their frozen drinks in a slushie machine or makes them to order. but since most of the ingredients are alcohol it seems like an odd one to make virgin. She never drinks though, right?
 
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ghjoigcbn said:
Frozen hurricane drink

Frozen Hurricane | 15

Pusser’s, Smith & Cross, Flor de Cana rums, Aperol, strawberry shrub, tarragon, lime

I dont know of Odd Duck holds their frozen drinks in a slushie machine or makes them to order. but since most of the ingredients are alcohol it seems like an odd one to make virgin. She never drinks though, right?
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She's def drinking. She's drinking in the other photo as well. I don't know why she pretends she doesn't drink. She's been seen with booze over and over.
 
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ghjoigcbn said:
Frozen hurricane drink

Frozen Hurricane | 15

Pusser’s, Smith & Cross, Flor de Cana rums, Aperol, strawberry shrub, tarragon, lime

I dont know of Odd Duck holds their frozen drinks in a slushie machine or makes them to order. but since most of the ingredients are alcohol it seems like an odd one to make virgin. She never drinks though, right?
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Odd Duck is one of my favorite Austin restaurants and I recognized it right away. They have their frozen mixed drinks (with booze) on tap.
 
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No Thank You v 2.0 said:
Odd Duck is one of my favorite Austin restaurants and I recognized it right away. They have their frozen mixed drinks (with booze) on tap.
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Thanks! It was my fave when I lived in Austin too, so I recognized but iI usually didn’t get cocktails

So alcohol (esp sugary alcohol) Im assuming is a huge no-no if you’re doing an anti inflammatory diet and also recovering from surgery. They serve mock tails there too if she wanted a fun drinky drink. I’m looking forward to her meltdown /cope if someone calls her out on this.
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
Yeah, it's the second part that had me spazzing about it. She doesn't include anything of an explanation about it (most people I know who do gravestone pictures will typically provide amplifying information - where the graveyard is, the dates if they're provided, etc.), and I can damned near guarantee that she doesn't know what it's for.

If someone knows what the significance of a ghost bike is, I don't mind at all. Same with tombstones, catacombs, etc. But you know Anna just thinks it's a quirky thing that's out there. And she'd probably pose on it if there were room for her ample ass.
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I’ve seen a ghost bike before and thought it was just like a decorative sculpture until somebody here brought it up. Now I’m sad about the one I saw. I don’t think that it’s common knowledge that these are memorials and even if many people know it I don’t think you’re a retard if you didn’t know it before, it’s impossible to know everything.
 
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Chococat3012 said:
anna (not) eating on camera cringe buffet

I just died at this Kate Winslet's compilation, seriously couldn't believe my eyes and thought the cruise dance was AI
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Just watched this as well. Excellent work and it's just astonishing how in love Anna is with food. Don't think I've ever seen anyone else so deeply moved by what they're eating. It's the only time she genuinely smiles properly.

I'd never seen the cruise ship footage before and hoo, that was a treat. Just, wow.

It's really interesting now that Anna has so many eyes on her, commenting and calling her out for her medical lies, food choices, exercise humble-brags and timeline inconsistencies. She really fucked up in many ways by getting the surgery, not least because she's enraged some of her fitness commentators who are decimating her on the daily. Lots of new people getting exposed to Anna in her current form. How long can she keep up the faux jollity influencer bullshit when she's very publicly under such scrutiny?
 
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