Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

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Justice Tony said:
Look I'm not familiar with debt collectors but I think that the second they see Tophia's situation they're going to be like "yeah, she can't pay us so forget it" and in that case I'm pretty sure the taxpayers are on the hook for that. But I mean point is, Mamachu's bills are going to be so ridiculously high that trying to recover from her or Tophia is nonsensical.
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TBH I think they might be protected by this: https://www.osi.state.nm.us/pages/misc/patients-debt-collection-protection-act
 
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clara said:
Maybe, but it really doesn't check out. You can't just run a striker to a shop and drop that shit off unannounced. If you're running solo, targeting occupied vehicles, and shooting instead of running, you're not a thief by trade. By even taking the gun you're elevating to armed robbery rather than grand theft auto. This whole thing screams junkie behavior.
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The needless escalation and nonsensical target all scream drug addicted Mexican, those fuckers go into an aztec trance and lose it all the time in scenes not too dissimilar to this one.
 
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Fedsmokers_secret_stash said:
Looks like the cops have put out a statement this was posted to ABQ RAW a channel that covers local Albuquerque news
ABQ RAW police statement on Tophiachu carjacking/murder
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TLDW:

- officers respond to a shooting in Ponderosa (near Montgomery Park)
- shooting happened around 03:30 in the morning
- car was in the parking lot of a church and there were three adults in the vehicle
- someone approached the car, supposedly in an attempt to steal it
- shoots the driver and another woman who was inside
- the sister of the driver reported the crime and said that the shooter attempted to drag her out of the car, but she managed to get away
- the other victim who was shot is the mother of the driver
- suspect takes the car and tries to flee with the deceased male and the injured female still in the vehicle
- proceeds to crash into a black jeep within minutes
- the driver of the black jeep gets into a confrontation with the carjacker
- a security guard who works in an apartment complex nearby approached them and tried to defuse the situation
- shit escalated
- carjacker and security guard exchange fire
- carjacker gets fatally shot
- the three adults in car were male in the driver seat (brotherchu), female in the seat next to him (tophia), elderly female in the back (mamachu)
- male driver (brotherchu) is dead, elderly female(mamachu) is in the hospital, but believed to be in stable condition, tophia is ok
- insvestigation is still in progress
- some speculations about whether they were homeless or not
- jeep guy is fine
- security guard is ok too and not in custody (they took him to the hospital and released him afterwards)
 
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
Apparently there are now reports of a strange poorly made medallion of some sort of "yellow creature" being found in the Slydell family car.
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Justice Tony said:
You've gotta be fucking kidding me. I know that this is probably bait but I mean I have a sick feeling it might not be bait...
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Probably is bait. But if it isn't I will fully unironically commit to my suspicion that the medallion is satanic in nature.
 
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SPCC Archivist said:
It's not as if we needed even further proof that this entire bloodline was thoroughly cursed.
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Cursed, no, genetically deficient

Here's a photo of the deceased and a second photo of the animals in an artificial enclosure.
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Mommachu's shirt and Kel's face speak volumes. You can bet they smell like the inside of 14BC.
 
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Denki Cho 3.0 said:
The only person I feel for is momma chu. She seems totally helpless and more of a victim of Slick Slydell and the kids.
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Mamachu didn't deserve to get caught up in that robbery at all, but a lot of the sympathy of her living situation with Tophia gets thrown out when she has said multiple times on livestream that Tophia doesn't need to get a job and that it's everyone else's fault. She basically has put herself in this situation by allowing Tophia to sit around jobless on the streets, where there was a risk of this exact thing happening.

alphabetnigger said:
I heard the brother was trying to fuck some kid online so idk how much sympathy I have for him.
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The situation around that is still so weird because the proof was very limited and not the most solid. Until someone can show me more objective proof (it absolutely could be out there) I'm gonna be skeptical about the whole "brotherchu's a pedo" thing.
 
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Jace on ice said:
Ethan Ralph is loud and stupid and a chronic alcoholic and drug addict who picks fights with everyone so he was my pick for the first lolcow death of 2025.

I guess piggaru lives to be fat for another day.
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They basically inherited dad's skizo genes and mom's card executive functioning skills. They're basically all Darwin Award recipients.
 
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Dear God, just when you think it couldn’t get any worse for the Slydells, shit gets fucking BLEAK.

Not going to grave dance on Brotherchu, but I think it’s not grave dancing to say that it’s probably for the best he passed, given his proclivity for minors.

If Mamachu doesn’t die from the stress of losing her son, though, I’d be surprised.
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
Dear God, just when you think it couldn’t get any bleaker for the Slydells, shit gets fucking BLEAK.

Not going to grave dance on Brotherchu, but I think it’s not grave dancing to say that it’s probably for the best he passed, given his proclivity for minors.

If Mamachu doesn’t die from the stress of losing her son, though, I’d be surprised.
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Yeah if they don't find out she has some kind of terminal illness like lung cancer first. As someone said earlier I don't see her lasting the year.

Here's a screen grab of the crash scene as featured on the local news for the OP. The -possibly- first murdered lolcow should definitely be a part of it.
EDIT: Replaced it with a much higher quality image I found.

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