Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

[chaosmaid_99]

A captain has to go down with his ship

 

[FatWhiteGuy]

As much of a moral fag as I sound, I can't help but feel the tiniest bit of sadness for most lolcows. Most of them were fucked from the start, typically descending from a lineage of mental illness.

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

This has to be some of the darkest days in the chu's history I'm suprised this news hasn't been featured yet, since it's confirmed it happened and that brotherchu has been killed with mamachu possibility following suit if that report is anything to go by.

 

[Miragestallio]

I'm curious to see what the carjacking killer looked like so I can laugh at him for dying lol. Good riddance

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Maybe it's the shock speaking but Brotherchu was easily the best member of the chu crew.

Literally the only person capable and willing to put in an ounce of effort to provide for the family and even so he was possibly a pedophile lol.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Crap, what exactly happened?! I know they are homeless, which is very very dangerous in the country of arms on Walmart....BUT, HELL, what exactly happened? The chu family is ok?

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Crap, what exactly happened?! I know they are homeless, which is very very dangerous in the country of arms on Walmart....BUT, HELL, what exactly happened? The chu family is ok?

Well, Brotherchu got shoot to death and Mamachu is in critical condition

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Mamachu is in stable condition

Original report said stable, second report a bit later said critically injured. I'm waiting for the third report but it may not come today.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Well, Brotherchu got shoot to death and Mamachu is in critical condition

BROTHERCHU IS DEAD???!

damn that's super brutal ...
It's like saw Cyraxx professional imitator die ...ok...no, jokes aside, I know the whole family are horrorcows but nobody deserves that, that's very horrible

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

I was wrong and it's not fake. That said,if any of you mother fuckers donate to her you're gay.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Honestly now that I think of it, aside from mamachu being in there, why the fuck didn’t brotherchu bail like tophia? They have one or two other cars. If the guy has a gun, a shitbox is not something worth losing your life over.

He was killed instantly, probably shot in the head.

Edit: Confirmed shot in the head.

 

[cuttysnark]

He had a giant head

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Poor mamachu, imagine this situation, your son is now dead, your crazed skitzo husband in jail again, and your daughter keeps being a crazy degenerate hobo who only screams on TikTok and does stupid shit....

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Dental nightmare, manlet, obsessed with cars and with minors. They were brothers in spirit, kindred souls, and now we must wait for the survivor to fade away too.

Raxxo manages to outlive another one. The Goblin curse will never end

 

[Trombonista]

I was right, he was most likely fleeing from a currently unknown crime and crashed which is why this all happened.

From ABQ RAW: "We have learned that a violent carjacking near Montgomery Park turned deadly when a suspect crashed his Subaru inside Montgomery Park then he ran through the park and attempted to steal a brightly colored car which was occupied by a homeless TikToker named TophiaChu, her mother, and her brother."

Okay, now the thread is featured.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

UPDATE!

The police officer that found the crudely made yellow creature medallion in the Slydell car has died after a lamp post that was damaged in the crash suddenly fell onto him.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Raxxo manages to outlive another one. The Goblin curse will never end

It's like a hydra, you can kill the extra heads but if you don't kill the main head, the beast will not die

 

[WelperHelper99]

He was killed instantly, probably shot in the head.

Ngl, thats a hard core way for any cow to go. Fucking hell. This is crazy.

 

[KokoroMcCoco]

Fuckin’ hell. Just when I thought I’d gotten bored of Tophia, THIS happens.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

i have no knowledge of this person's life or happenings, but from the outside this seems very sad. i wish them the best assuming they are not pedophiles or something.