Meth Dick
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Just caught up on the last 8 pages or so, I'm excited for the podcast recap 

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Woah now. Don't do my boy Cobes dirty like that. I find legitimate entertainment in the Cobraverse, way more than the Jomhas. And his cooking videos are unmatched.Anisa has finally reached the KingCobraJFS conclusion of "If you don't like my videos don't watch them!" Not realizing people are following him out of morbid fascination for his retarded antics rather than for traditional entertainment. I know Anisa is legitimately dumb but independently coming to the same mistaken conclusion as KingCobraJFS is pretty embarrassing.
Didn't they set up that Wheel of Tattoos video to do with idubbbz too? And he blew them off? He should have gotten one of those, even the stupidest ones were better than stuff they already have.Never forget that the rest of the Cancer Crew got matching tattoos to commemorate their time together, but iDubbbz explicitly didn't because he didn't like tattoos.
i like how they are still pretending the meltdown stream was a gayfabe
- At some point they threw up a random screenshot of Anisa’s sweaty boy breakdown screaming at commentary alluding that her tantrum was a mistake because people will never listen to you even if you explain things and you’re a good person. BUUUTT, at the time Ian claimed when he saw it on TikTok (???) he ran downstairs to tell her how awesome it was and Anisa said it was troll bait and she was trying to get clipped
Our queen was being meta and all of us kiwi-niggers fell into Anus's 4D chess trap. You see she wasn't really a retard having a BPD meltdown, she was merely acting like a retard having a BPD meltdown. She wanted to be clipped and made into a meme... to uhhh own the chuds somehow?At some point they threw up a random screenshot of Anisa’s sweaty boy breakdown screaming at commentary alluding that her tantrum was a mistake because people will never listen to you even if you explain things and you’re a good person. BUUUTT, at the time Ian claimed when he saw it on TikTok (???) he ran downstairs to tell her how awesome it was and Anisa said it was troll bait and she was trying to get clipped
Imagine people knowing you are so dumb that they don't even think you can pull off a fake Boogie "tantrum".i like how they are still pretending the meltdown stream was a gayfabe
Sorry if my wording was confusing, they are now alluding in a weasily way that her BPD meltdown was not a good idea because no one cares about her explanations and that she’s a good personi like how they are still pretending the meltdown stream was a gayfabe
so basically another cope on how a totally not real meltdown was actually fake and gay, stalker childSorry if my wording was confusing, they are now alluding in a weasily way that her BPD meltdown was not a good idea because no one cares about her explanations and that she’s a good person
ian twisted anisa's nipplesImagine people knowing you are so dumb that they don't even think you can pull off a fake Boogie "tantrum".
>wahh pay attention to me
Truth. Even Ariana Grande, who is trying her hardest to larp as a delicate, ultra-feminine Sexy Baby™ has hand tattoos that look like a detention desk and it totally ruins whatever aesthetic she's going for, hand tats always look like trash.Yeah, I know Anisa is trash but in general, nothing is more trashy than hand and knuckle tattoos. I don't know what it is about them but they are just repulsive no matter what or on who.
He looked so happy back thenKickstarter crap Episode 2- September 26, 2013
Kickstarter TV Episode 1 - July 15, 2014
By the looks of it Mr. Johma was first. Though where did kickstarter crap Ep. 1 go?
EDIT; here is the first Kickstarter crap episode but it sounds like he started it as a segment during his news videos.
@9:40 "I'm opposed to tattoos"![]()
It was jarring to see his appearances on Cold Ones last year. Ian was so low-energy and watered down the entire time and their dynamic was totally off, nothing like their old videos when they used to genuinely laugh and joke around. It's like his soul was sucked out of his body and you could tell Max and Chad felt awkwardHe looked so happy back then
This one particularly irks me because that fucking unfunny monkey nigger got nothing but zoomers glazing and kissing his ass before his greatest stunt.- Anisa was tramautized by Ethica's suicide and that event made her see how serious online harassment is
I have to wonder about the behind the scenes. There has to be some sort of infighting between the two no matter how cucked and frail Ian is. He knows she's ruining the event and his "friendships". I hope that CC3's failure becomes the catalyst that causes a divorce. Not that it will change public perception of Ian, he's made his bed, but he might get a bit of catharsis talking about his spousal trauma. Him and Boogie's first wife could write a book together- Last episode Ian wanted to start something called "ombudsing" where viewers correct any mistakes they made in last episode, but Ian just ignored most of the comments because too many people pointed out how wrong Anisa was
Druski got caught in the Diddy rape files. Your wish may come true.This one particularly irks me because that fucking unfunny monkey nigger got nothing but zoomers glazing and kissing his ass before his greatest stunt.
I hope to fucking god other zoomer hero niggers, especially Ishowspeed, Kai Cenat, and that Druski nigger with the blonde hair I keep seeing recreate the Amazing Manhattan Bridge Swan Dive.
Double crazy because they don't even need to mention their politics. Just need to say the Kliens are good parents, which is something you would expect any good friend to say without hesitation.It's crazy how they refuse to take the easiest W in the world and publicly say "we stand by our friend".